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    TorstenH
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    You can tell that you've spent to much time in the office when the coffee list is exceeding a certain amount.... I have more than 100 coffees in the list this month :sigh:

    regards Torsten When I'm not working

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      You can tell that you've spent to much time in the office when the coffee list is exceeding a certain amount.... I have more than 100 coffees in the list this month :sigh:

      regards Torsten When I'm not working

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      Mycroft Holmes
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      Just what is a coffee list?

      Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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        You can tell that you've spent to much time in the office when the coffee list is exceeding a certain amount.... I have more than 100 coffees in the list this month :sigh:

        regards Torsten When I'm not working

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        Alberto Bar Noy
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        I count the paper coffee cups in my trash bin every day... 3 means I am good ... 10 means I had a hard day.

        Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)

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          Just what is a coffee list?

          Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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          TorstenH
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          A list where you make your mark when you get another coffee. We have our own coffee machine here as we want not just coffee but great coffee.

          regards Torsten When I'm not working

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            You can tell that you've spent to much time in the office when the coffee list is exceeding a certain amount.... I have more than 100 coffees in the list this month :sigh:

            regards Torsten When I'm not working

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            Septimus Hedgehog
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            Torsten, can you please describe to me what exactly is the problem? I don't see one.:java::java::java::java::java::java: x 100 I too am quite addicted to the Most Noble Bean. :-D

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              A list where you make your mark when you get another coffee. We have our own coffee machine here as we want not just coffee but great coffee.

              regards Torsten When I'm not working

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              Mycroft Holmes
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              The putrid, muddy, insipid crap they try and pass off as coffee in the office does not get a look in. We have a machine at home that makes excellent coffee and I would rather drink water than the gunk they have here.

              Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                Just what is a coffee list?

                Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                Keith Barrow
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                The list of coffee, obviously :)

                Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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                  Torsten, can you please describe to me what exactly is the problem? I don't see one.:java::java::java::java::java::java: x 100 I too am quite addicted to the Most Noble Bean. :-D

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                  TorstenH
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                  we have a regular need for ~ 3-4 mugs of coffee a day. That was stable for the last year. This month we have drank 40% more. My blood must be brown by now. dark java brown.

                  regards Torsten When I'm not working

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                    I count the paper coffee cups in my trash bin every day... 3 means I am good ... 10 means I had a hard day.

                    Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)

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                    TorstenH
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                    oh yeah, that's true. I also need more coffee while debugging.

                    regards Torsten When I'm not working

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                      The putrid, muddy, insipid crap they try and pass off as coffee in the office does not get a look in. We have a machine at home that makes excellent coffee and I would rather drink water than the gunk they have here.

                      Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                      TorstenH
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                      get one. We have a "Tchibo Caffisimo classic"[^] machine here, works fine, coffee tastes great. We got it for free along with a abo for a monthly coffee order.

                      regards Torsten When I'm not working

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                        The list of coffee, obviously :)

                        Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                        -Or-
                        A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                        TorstenH
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                        sorry, I'm a java developer - for me it's a CoffeeList:

                        CoffeeList oList = new CoffeeList("March");
                        while(true){
                        oList.add(new Cup());
                        if(100 < oList.size()){
                        triggerHealthWarningAction();
                        }
                        }

                        regards Torsten When I'm not working

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                          we have a regular need for ~ 3-4 mugs of coffee a day. That was stable for the last year. This month we have drank 40% more. My blood must be brown by now. dark java brown.

                          regards Torsten When I'm not working

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                          Alberto Bar Noy
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                          We have a very good machine at work. It grinds the beans on the spot and makes the coffee. And they are good beans. Sometimes I bring sugared pomelo peels (home made) thus bringing my blood pressure to dangerous levels :~

                          Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)

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                            You can tell that you've spent to much time in the office when the coffee list is exceeding a certain amount.... I have more than 100 coffees in the list this month :sigh:

                            regards Torsten When I'm not working

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                            Nagy Vilmos
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                            I forgot to bring any beans in this morning so it's office coffee for me today. We have a Nespresso here but I'm not overly keen.


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                              You can tell that you've spent to much time in the office when the coffee list is exceeding a certain amount.... I have more than 100 coffees in the list this month :sigh:

                              regards Torsten When I'm not working

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                              NormDroid
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                              Assuming a 20 work days in a month gives you 5 coffees a day.

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                                You can tell that you've spent to much time in the office when the coffee list is exceeding a certain amount.... I have more than 100 coffees in the list this month :sigh:

                                regards Torsten When I'm not working

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                                Dalek Dave
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                                The very fact you have a coffee list is a sad reflection on your working conditions.

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                                  The very fact you have a coffee list is a sad reflection on your working conditions.

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                                  zenwalker1985
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                                  To have a great coffee, you need to put such tracking points..Or else folks missuse it and company spends too much eventually it shall be discontinued. Atlast u end up going back to lame coffee machine. So its good to have a coffee accounting list, but its bad 2 consume 2 much caffine.. Plus these machines deliver poweder milk. Thats yuck!

                                  My cUr10U5 w0rlD

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                                    To have a great coffee, you need to put such tracking points..Or else folks missuse it and company spends too much eventually it shall be discontinued. Atlast u end up going back to lame coffee machine. So its good to have a coffee accounting list, but its bad 2 consume 2 much caffine.. Plus these machines deliver poweder milk. Thats yuck!

                                    My cUr10U5 w0rlD

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    I work for a company that is rich enough not to bother tracking how many beverages one consumes. They also pay for petrol to and from work to home, any books or technical journals, they buy our home laptops and pay for our mobile phones. They also give a nice Xmas bonus and 25 paid days furlough each year. They expect you to work, which we do.

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                                      I work for a company that is rich enough not to bother tracking how many beverages one consumes. They also pay for petrol to and from work to home, any books or technical journals, they buy our home laptops and pay for our mobile phones. They also give a nice Xmas bonus and 25 paid days furlough each year. They expect you to work, which we do.

                                      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                                      Lost User
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                                      I bet you're working for free today though.

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                                        I bet you're working for free today though.

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                                        Dalek Dave
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                                        I try not to work too hard on any day.

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                                          get one. We have a "Tchibo Caffisimo classic"[^] machine here, works fine, coffee tastes great. We got it for free along with a abo for a monthly coffee order.

                                          regards Torsten When I'm not working

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                                          Mycroft Holmes
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                                          we have a jura[^] and it makes excellent coffee. An we did not get it free...

                                          Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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