Unpleasant Realization
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He's a geek, pulse is optional.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Eeew! X|
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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He's a geek, pulse is optional.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "dead code".
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
1: Surly. 2: Programmer. 3: Lean build/Tall. 4: Balding. 5: Work at large university. 6: Scruffy. OMG! I'm a stereotype!
1. yup 2. yup 3. slightly overweight and breathes a little too heavily after just one flight of stairs 4. chooses to believe that creative styling of whatever hair remains so that the baldness doesn't show counts as 'not balding' 5. nope ... but student girls!, you lucky so-and-so! 6. yup add to that: 7. talks faster than a normal human being 8. has endless time for anyone willing to talk geek 9. has zero time for arty-farty-hippy types ... you tell me i have a chakra, i switch off 10. tendency for fingers to continue 'typing' even when they haven't been near a keyboard for hours 11. complete blindness when it comes to cables covering a lounge to the point that guests have nowhere to sit 12. 'Treasure trove' of PC corpses consisting largely of hardware too old to ever be of any use but not old enough to have any 'antique' value
Pedis ex oris Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur
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You think you have problems!
Tall Intelligent Slightly overweight Obnoxious Supercillious Dress Like Edwardian Dandy Cluttered OCD Slightly Aspergic Accountant
It appears I too am a stereotype!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Dalek Dave wrote:
Slightly Aspergic Autistic
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch
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