Unpleasant Realization
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As soon as we can find you a match, we will put you in contact with someone, based on the compatabilities of your profile.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]Keith Barrow wrote:
As soon as we can find you a match, we will put you in contact with someone, based on the compatabilities of your profile anyone female with a pulse.
He's a geek: FTFY
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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- The Next Evolutionary Step For Mankind
- Royal Smart Person
- Every Woman's Dream
- Monarch of Modesty
- and just bein' me
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
W∴ Balboos wrote:
- The Next Evolutionary Step For Mankind
- Royal Smart Person
- Every Woman's Dream
- Monarch of Modesty
- and just bein' me
Elevated sense of self... stereotype. :sigh:
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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1: Surly. 2: Programmer. 3: Lean build/Tall. 4: Balding. 5: Work at large university. 6: Scruffy. OMG! I'm a stereotype!
6'5" 235 rugged good looks and clean close shave receding hairline but not too much salt and pepper hair (on the sides) with a little oregano for flavor Revolting Yankee who causes anger and disgust, rather than joy and happiness Programmer (when I feel like it) ...slacker
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
Dalek Dave wrote:
Tall Intelligent Slightly overweight Obnoxious Supercillious Dress Like Edwardian Dandy Cluttered OCD Slightly Aspergic Accountant
ftfy :-D [and fixed the stupid 1]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Let's rephrase: ;P Obnoxiously OCD Dress like cluttered Edwardian Dandy Tall in account's scale Supercilliously overweight Slightly intelligent and aspergic
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6'5" 235 rugged good looks and clean close shave receding hairline but not too much salt and pepper hair (on the sides) with a little oregano for flavor Revolting Yankee who causes anger and disgust, rather than joy and happiness Programmer (when I feel like it) ...slacker
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)Slacker007 wrote:
235
Maybe Henry has competition for the post of CP's Elder Statesman.
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Slacker007 wrote:
235
Maybe Henry has competition for the post of CP's Elder Statesman.
kg = 106.59421 ;) I assure you that Henry is older than I.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
Keith Barrow wrote:
As soon as we can find you a match, we will put you in contact with someone, based on the compatabilities of your profile anyone female with a pulse.
He's a geek: FTFY
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
He's a geek, pulse is optional.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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It appears that virang_21 will be in the market for a new match soon, as well.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997It does seem CP is becoming the place for dating & relationships advice...
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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As soon as we can find you a match, we will put you in contact with someone, based on the compatabilities of your profile.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]After investigation it would seem that the last possible match became extinct in the jurasic period
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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He's a geek, pulse is optional.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Eeew! X|
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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He's a geek, pulse is optional.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "dead code".
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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1: Surly. 2: Programmer. 3: Lean build/Tall. 4: Balding. 5: Work at large university. 6: Scruffy. OMG! I'm a stereotype!
1. yup 2. yup 3. slightly overweight and breathes a little too heavily after just one flight of stairs 4. chooses to believe that creative styling of whatever hair remains so that the baldness doesn't show counts as 'not balding' 5. nope ... but student girls!, you lucky so-and-so! 6. yup add to that: 7. talks faster than a normal human being 8. has endless time for anyone willing to talk geek 9. has zero time for arty-farty-hippy types ... you tell me i have a chakra, i switch off 10. tendency for fingers to continue 'typing' even when they haven't been near a keyboard for hours 11. complete blindness when it comes to cables covering a lounge to the point that guests have nowhere to sit 12. 'Treasure trove' of PC corpses consisting largely of hardware too old to ever be of any use but not old enough to have any 'antique' value
Pedis ex oris Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur
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You think you have problems!
Tall Intelligent Slightly overweight Obnoxious Supercillious Dress Like Edwardian Dandy Cluttered OCD Slightly Aspergic Accountant
It appears I too am a stereotype!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Dalek Dave wrote:
Slightly Aspergic Autistic
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch
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