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  • D Dalek Dave

    You think you have problems!

    Tall Intelligent Slightly overweight Obnoxious Supercillious Dress Like Edwardian Dandy Cluttered OCD Slightly Aspergic Accountant

    It appears I too am a stereotype!

    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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    Lost User
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    You managed to make me feel better about myself.

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      1: Surly. 2: Programmer. 3: Lean build/Tall. 4: Balding. 5: Work at large university. 6: Scruffy. OMG! I'm a stereotype!

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      Nagy Vilmos
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      MehGerbil wrote:

      Surly

      I feel surly[^] [SFW]


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      • D Dalek Dave

        You think you have problems!

        Tall Intelligent Slightly overweight Obnoxious Supercillious Dress Like Edwardian Dandy Cluttered OCD Slightly Aspergic Accountant

        It appears I too am a stereotype!

        --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        Dalek Dave wrote:

        Tall Intelligent Slightly overweight Obnoxious Supercillious Dress Like Edwardian Dandy Cluttered OCD Slightly Aspergic Accountant

        ftfy :-D [and fixed the stupid 1]


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          Dalek Dave wrote:

          Tall Intelligent Slightly overweight Obnoxious Supercillious Dress Like Edwardian Dandy Cluttered OCD Slightly Aspergic Accountant

          ftfy :-D [and fixed the stupid 1]


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          Dalek Dave
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          Thanks Pal!

          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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          • D Dalek Dave

            Thanks Pal!

            --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            You're welcome :laugh:


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            • L Lost User

              1: Surly. 2: Programmer. 3: Lean build/Tall. 4: Balding. 5: Work at large university. 6: Scruffy. OMG! I'm a stereotype!

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              Keith Barrow
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              As soon as we can find you a match, we will put you in contact with someone, based on the compatabilities of your profile.

              Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
              -Or-
              A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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              • L Lost User

                1: Surly. 2: Programmer. 3: Lean build/Tall. 4: Balding. 5: Work at large university. 6: Scruffy. OMG! I'm a stereotype!

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                1. Nope, not much. 2. Yep. 3. Nope. 5' 8", bit overwieght since I gave up smoking and never lost the extra. 4. Nope. Much to the annoyance of my elder brother, who is. 5. Nope. 6. Sometimes. I work at home, so I wear comfortable clothes most of the - jeans, shirt, jumper when it is cold. Possibly, I'm not a stereotype. 7. Lust after Seven of Nine. Yep. OMG! Yes, I'm, a stereotype.

                Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • K Keith Barrow

                  As soon as we can find you a match, we will put you in contact with someone, based on the compatabilities of your profile.

                  Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                  -Or-
                  A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                  realJSOP
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                  It appears that virang_21 will be in the market for a new match soon, as well.

                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                  • L Lost User

                    1: Surly. 2: Programmer. 3: Lean build/Tall. 4: Balding. 5: Work at large university. 6: Scruffy. OMG! I'm a stereotype!

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                    W Balboos GHB
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                    • The Next Evolutionary Step For Mankind
                    • Royal Smart Person
                    • Every Woman's Dream
                    • Monarch of Modesty
                    • and just bein' me

                    "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                    "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

                    "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                    • K Keith Barrow

                      As soon as we can find you a match, we will put you in contact with someone, based on the compatabilities of your profile.

                      Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                      -Or-
                      A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                      OriginalGriff
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                      Keith Barrow wrote:

                      As soon as we can find you a match, we will put you in contact with someone, based on the compatabilities of your profile anyone female with a pulse.

                      He's a geek: FTFY

                      Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                      • W W Balboos GHB
                        • The Next Evolutionary Step For Mankind
                        • Royal Smart Person
                        • Every Woman's Dream
                        • Monarch of Modesty
                        • and just bein' me

                        "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                        "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

                        "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                        S Houghtelin
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                        W∴ Balboos wrote:

                        • The Next Evolutionary Step For Mankind
                        • Royal Smart Person
                        • Every Woman's Dream
                        • Monarch of Modesty
                        • and just bein' me

                        Elevated sense of self... stereotype. :sigh:

                        It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                        • L Lost User

                          1: Surly. 2: Programmer. 3: Lean build/Tall. 4: Balding. 5: Work at large university. 6: Scruffy. OMG! I'm a stereotype!

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                          Slacker007
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                          6'5" 235 rugged good looks and clean close shave receding hairline but not too much salt and pepper hair (on the sides) with a little oregano for flavor Revolting Yankee who causes anger and disgust, rather than joy and happiness Programmer (when I feel like it) ...slacker

                          "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                          "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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                          • N Nagy Vilmos

                            Dalek Dave wrote:

                            Tall Intelligent Slightly overweight Obnoxious Supercillious Dress Like Edwardian Dandy Cluttered OCD Slightly Aspergic Accountant

                            ftfy :-D [and fixed the stupid 1]


                            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                            Xiangyang Liu
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                            Let's rephrase: ;P Obnoxiously OCD Dress like cluttered Edwardian Dandy Tall in account's scale Supercilliously overweight Slightly intelligent and aspergic

                            My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                              6'5" 235 rugged good looks and clean close shave receding hairline but not too much salt and pepper hair (on the sides) with a little oregano for flavor Revolting Yankee who causes anger and disgust, rather than joy and happiness Programmer (when I feel like it) ...slacker

                              "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                              "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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                              hairy_hats
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                              Slacker007 wrote:

                              235

                              Maybe Henry has competition for the post of CP's Elder Statesman.

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                                Slacker007 wrote:

                                235

                                Maybe Henry has competition for the post of CP's Elder Statesman.

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                                Slacker007
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                                kg = 106.59421 ;) I assure you that Henry is older than I.

                                "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                                "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  Keith Barrow wrote:

                                  As soon as we can find you a match, we will put you in contact with someone, based on the compatabilities of your profile anyone female with a pulse.

                                  He's a geek: FTFY

                                  Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                                  Nagy Vilmos
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                                  He's a geek, pulse is optional.


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                    It appears that virang_21 will be in the market for a new match soon, as well.

                                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                    -----
                                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                    -----
                                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                    Keith Barrow
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                                    It does seem CP is becoming the place for dating & relationships advice...

                                    Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                                    -Or-
                                    A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                                    • K Keith Barrow

                                      As soon as we can find you a match, we will put you in contact with someone, based on the compatabilities of your profile.

                                      Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                                      -Or-
                                      A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                                      Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                                      After investigation it would seem that the last possible match became extinct in the jurasic period

                                      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                                        He's a geek, pulse is optional.


                                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                        OriginalGriff
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                                        Eeew! X|

                                        Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                                          He's a geek, pulse is optional.


                                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                          realJSOP
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                                          Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "dead code".

                                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                          -----
                                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                          -----
                                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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