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    Lost User
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    1: Surly. 2: Programmer. 3: Lean build/Tall. 4: Balding. 5: Work at large university. 6: Scruffy. OMG! I'm a stereotype!

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      1: Surly. 2: Programmer. 3: Lean build/Tall. 4: Balding. 5: Work at large university. 6: Scruffy. OMG! I'm a stereotype!

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      Dalek Dave
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      You think you have problems!

      Tall Intelligent Slightly overweight Obnoxious Supercillious Dress Like Edwardian Dandy Cluttered OCD Slightly Aspergic Accountant

      It appears I too am a stereotype!

      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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        You think you have problems!

        Tall Intelligent Slightly overweight Obnoxious Supercillious Dress Like Edwardian Dandy Cluttered OCD Slightly Aspergic Accountant

        It appears I too am a stereotype!

        --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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        Lost User
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        You managed to make me feel better about myself.

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          1: Surly. 2: Programmer. 3: Lean build/Tall. 4: Balding. 5: Work at large university. 6: Scruffy. OMG! I'm a stereotype!

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          MehGerbil wrote:

          Surly

          I feel surly[^] [SFW]


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            You think you have problems!

            Tall Intelligent Slightly overweight Obnoxious Supercillious Dress Like Edwardian Dandy Cluttered OCD Slightly Aspergic Accountant

            It appears I too am a stereotype!

            --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            Tall Intelligent Slightly overweight Obnoxious Supercillious Dress Like Edwardian Dandy Cluttered OCD Slightly Aspergic Accountant

            ftfy :-D [and fixed the stupid 1]


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              Dalek Dave wrote:

              Tall Intelligent Slightly overweight Obnoxious Supercillious Dress Like Edwardian Dandy Cluttered OCD Slightly Aspergic Accountant

              ftfy :-D [and fixed the stupid 1]


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              Dalek Dave
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              Thanks Pal!

              --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                Thanks Pal!

                --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                Nagy Vilmos
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                You're welcome :laugh:


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  1: Surly. 2: Programmer. 3: Lean build/Tall. 4: Balding. 5: Work at large university. 6: Scruffy. OMG! I'm a stereotype!

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                  Keith Barrow
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                  As soon as we can find you a match, we will put you in contact with someone, based on the compatabilities of your profile.

                  Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                  -Or-
                  A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                    1: Surly. 2: Programmer. 3: Lean build/Tall. 4: Balding. 5: Work at large university. 6: Scruffy. OMG! I'm a stereotype!

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    1. Nope, not much. 2. Yep. 3. Nope. 5' 8", bit overwieght since I gave up smoking and never lost the extra. 4. Nope. Much to the annoyance of my elder brother, who is. 5. Nope. 6. Sometimes. I work at home, so I wear comfortable clothes most of the - jeans, shirt, jumper when it is cold. Possibly, I'm not a stereotype. 7. Lust after Seven of Nine. Yep. OMG! Yes, I'm, a stereotype.

                    Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                      As soon as we can find you a match, we will put you in contact with someone, based on the compatabilities of your profile.

                      Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                      -Or-
                      A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                      realJSOP
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                      It appears that virang_21 will be in the market for a new match soon, as well.

                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                        1: Surly. 2: Programmer. 3: Lean build/Tall. 4: Balding. 5: Work at large university. 6: Scruffy. OMG! I'm a stereotype!

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                        • The Next Evolutionary Step For Mankind
                        • Royal Smart Person
                        • Every Woman's Dream
                        • Monarch of Modesty
                        • and just bein' me

                        "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                        "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

                        "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                          As soon as we can find you a match, we will put you in contact with someone, based on the compatabilities of your profile.

                          Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                          -Or-
                          A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                          Keith Barrow wrote:

                          As soon as we can find you a match, we will put you in contact with someone, based on the compatabilities of your profile anyone female with a pulse.

                          He's a geek: FTFY

                          Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                            • The Next Evolutionary Step For Mankind
                            • Royal Smart Person
                            • Every Woman's Dream
                            • Monarch of Modesty
                            • and just bein' me

                            "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                            "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

                            "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                            W∴ Balboos wrote:

                            • The Next Evolutionary Step For Mankind
                            • Royal Smart Person
                            • Every Woman's Dream
                            • Monarch of Modesty
                            • and just bein' me

                            Elevated sense of self... stereotype. :sigh:

                            It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                              1: Surly. 2: Programmer. 3: Lean build/Tall. 4: Balding. 5: Work at large university. 6: Scruffy. OMG! I'm a stereotype!

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                              6'5" 235 rugged good looks and clean close shave receding hairline but not too much salt and pepper hair (on the sides) with a little oregano for flavor Revolting Yankee who causes anger and disgust, rather than joy and happiness Programmer (when I feel like it) ...slacker

                              "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                              "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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                                Dalek Dave wrote:

                                Tall Intelligent Slightly overweight Obnoxious Supercillious Dress Like Edwardian Dandy Cluttered OCD Slightly Aspergic Accountant

                                ftfy :-D [and fixed the stupid 1]


                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                Xiangyang Liu
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                                Let's rephrase: ;P Obnoxiously OCD Dress like cluttered Edwardian Dandy Tall in account's scale Supercilliously overweight Slightly intelligent and aspergic

                                My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                                  6'5" 235 rugged good looks and clean close shave receding hairline but not too much salt and pepper hair (on the sides) with a little oregano for flavor Revolting Yankee who causes anger and disgust, rather than joy and happiness Programmer (when I feel like it) ...slacker

                                  "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                                  "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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                                  Slacker007 wrote:

                                  235

                                  Maybe Henry has competition for the post of CP's Elder Statesman.

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                                    Slacker007 wrote:

                                    235

                                    Maybe Henry has competition for the post of CP's Elder Statesman.

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                                    Slacker007
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                                    kg = 106.59421 ;) I assure you that Henry is older than I.

                                    "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                                    "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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                                      Keith Barrow wrote:

                                      As soon as we can find you a match, we will put you in contact with someone, based on the compatabilities of your profile anyone female with a pulse.

                                      He's a geek: FTFY

                                      Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                                      Nagy Vilmos
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                                      He's a geek, pulse is optional.


                                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                        It appears that virang_21 will be in the market for a new match soon, as well.

                                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                        -----
                                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                        -----
                                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                        Keith Barrow
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                                        It does seem CP is becoming the place for dating & relationships advice...

                                        Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                                        -Or-
                                        A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                                          As soon as we can find you a match, we will put you in contact with someone, based on the compatabilities of your profile.

                                          Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                                          -Or-
                                          A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                                          Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                                          After investigation it would seem that the last possible match became extinct in the jurasic period

                                          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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