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  • L Lost User

    1: Surly. 2: Programmer. 3: Lean build/Tall. 4: Balding. 5: Work at large university. 6: Scruffy. OMG! I'm a stereotype!

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    Dalek Dave
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    You think you have problems!

    Tall Intelligent Slightly overweight Obnoxious Supercillious Dress Like Edwardian Dandy Cluttered OCD Slightly Aspergic Accountant

    It appears I too am a stereotype!

    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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      You think you have problems!

      Tall Intelligent Slightly overweight Obnoxious Supercillious Dress Like Edwardian Dandy Cluttered OCD Slightly Aspergic Accountant

      It appears I too am a stereotype!

      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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      Lost User
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      You managed to make me feel better about myself.

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      • L Lost User

        1: Surly. 2: Programmer. 3: Lean build/Tall. 4: Balding. 5: Work at large university. 6: Scruffy. OMG! I'm a stereotype!

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        MehGerbil wrote:

        Surly

        I feel surly[^] [SFW]


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        • D Dalek Dave

          You think you have problems!

          Tall Intelligent Slightly overweight Obnoxious Supercillious Dress Like Edwardian Dandy Cluttered OCD Slightly Aspergic Accountant

          It appears I too am a stereotype!

          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          Dalek Dave wrote:

          Tall Intelligent Slightly overweight Obnoxious Supercillious Dress Like Edwardian Dandy Cluttered OCD Slightly Aspergic Accountant

          ftfy :-D [and fixed the stupid 1]


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          • N Nagy Vilmos

            Dalek Dave wrote:

            Tall Intelligent Slightly overweight Obnoxious Supercillious Dress Like Edwardian Dandy Cluttered OCD Slightly Aspergic Accountant

            ftfy :-D [and fixed the stupid 1]


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            Dalek Dave
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            Thanks Pal!

            --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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            • D Dalek Dave

              Thanks Pal!

              --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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              Nagy Vilmos
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              You're welcome :laugh:


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              • L Lost User

                1: Surly. 2: Programmer. 3: Lean build/Tall. 4: Balding. 5: Work at large university. 6: Scruffy. OMG! I'm a stereotype!

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                Keith Barrow
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                As soon as we can find you a match, we will put you in contact with someone, based on the compatabilities of your profile.

                Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                -Or-
                A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                • L Lost User

                  1: Surly. 2: Programmer. 3: Lean build/Tall. 4: Balding. 5: Work at large university. 6: Scruffy. OMG! I'm a stereotype!

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  1. Nope, not much. 2. Yep. 3. Nope. 5' 8", bit overwieght since I gave up smoking and never lost the extra. 4. Nope. Much to the annoyance of my elder brother, who is. 5. Nope. 6. Sometimes. I work at home, so I wear comfortable clothes most of the - jeans, shirt, jumper when it is cold. Possibly, I'm not a stereotype. 7. Lust after Seven of Nine. Yep. OMG! Yes, I'm, a stereotype.

                  Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  • K Keith Barrow

                    As soon as we can find you a match, we will put you in contact with someone, based on the compatabilities of your profile.

                    Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                    -Or-
                    A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                    realJSOP
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                    It appears that virang_21 will be in the market for a new match soon, as well.

                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                    • L Lost User

                      1: Surly. 2: Programmer. 3: Lean build/Tall. 4: Balding. 5: Work at large university. 6: Scruffy. OMG! I'm a stereotype!

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                      W Balboos GHB
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                      • The Next Evolutionary Step For Mankind
                      • Royal Smart Person
                      • Every Woman's Dream
                      • Monarch of Modesty
                      • and just bein' me

                      "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                      "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

                      "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                      • K Keith Barrow

                        As soon as we can find you a match, we will put you in contact with someone, based on the compatabilities of your profile.

                        Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                        -Or-
                        A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                        OriginalGriff
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                        Keith Barrow wrote:

                        As soon as we can find you a match, we will put you in contact with someone, based on the compatabilities of your profile anyone female with a pulse.

                        He's a geek: FTFY

                        Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                          • The Next Evolutionary Step For Mankind
                          • Royal Smart Person
                          • Every Woman's Dream
                          • Monarch of Modesty
                          • and just bein' me

                          "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                          "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

                          "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                          S Houghtelin
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                          W∴ Balboos wrote:

                          • The Next Evolutionary Step For Mankind
                          • Royal Smart Person
                          • Every Woman's Dream
                          • Monarch of Modesty
                          • and just bein' me

                          Elevated sense of self... stereotype. :sigh:

                          It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                          • L Lost User

                            1: Surly. 2: Programmer. 3: Lean build/Tall. 4: Balding. 5: Work at large university. 6: Scruffy. OMG! I'm a stereotype!

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                            Slacker007
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                            6'5" 235 rugged good looks and clean close shave receding hairline but not too much salt and pepper hair (on the sides) with a little oregano for flavor Revolting Yankee who causes anger and disgust, rather than joy and happiness Programmer (when I feel like it) ...slacker

                            "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                            "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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                            • N Nagy Vilmos

                              Dalek Dave wrote:

                              Tall Intelligent Slightly overweight Obnoxious Supercillious Dress Like Edwardian Dandy Cluttered OCD Slightly Aspergic Accountant

                              ftfy :-D [and fixed the stupid 1]


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                              Xiangyang Liu
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                              Let's rephrase: ;P Obnoxiously OCD Dress like cluttered Edwardian Dandy Tall in account's scale Supercilliously overweight Slightly intelligent and aspergic

                              My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                                6'5" 235 rugged good looks and clean close shave receding hairline but not too much salt and pepper hair (on the sides) with a little oregano for flavor Revolting Yankee who causes anger and disgust, rather than joy and happiness Programmer (when I feel like it) ...slacker

                                "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                                "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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                                hairy_hats
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                                Slacker007 wrote:

                                235

                                Maybe Henry has competition for the post of CP's Elder Statesman.

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                                  Slacker007 wrote:

                                  235

                                  Maybe Henry has competition for the post of CP's Elder Statesman.

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                                  Slacker007
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                                  kg = 106.59421 ;) I assure you that Henry is older than I.

                                  "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                                  "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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                                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                    Keith Barrow wrote:

                                    As soon as we can find you a match, we will put you in contact with someone, based on the compatabilities of your profile anyone female with a pulse.

                                    He's a geek: FTFY

                                    Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                                    Nagy Vilmos
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                                    He's a geek, pulse is optional.


                                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                      It appears that virang_21 will be in the market for a new match soon, as well.

                                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                      -----
                                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                      -----
                                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                      Keith Barrow
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                                      It does seem CP is becoming the place for dating & relationships advice...

                                      Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                                      -Or-
                                      A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                                      • K Keith Barrow

                                        As soon as we can find you a match, we will put you in contact with someone, based on the compatabilities of your profile.

                                        Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                                        -Or-
                                        A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                                        Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                                        After investigation it would seem that the last possible match became extinct in the jurasic period

                                        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                                          He's a geek, pulse is optional.


                                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                          OriginalGriff
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                                          Eeew! X|

                                          Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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