The vicar was hanging his kitchen curtains when...
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... he fell on a potato[^]
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A vicar claims a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.[^]
Suspicions rose when the spud started to vibrate. :wtf: Really, in the nude, hanging curtains. :doh:
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I would suggest one other exception to the rule. A Doctor's finger on a prostate check.
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A Doctor's finger on a prostate check.
Are you sure it was his finger. :confused:
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