What the F is wrong with my keyboard?

[OriginalGriff]

Are you typing with your mouth full of Toblerone again? ;)

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[Wjousts]

None. My keyboard is wired. It is connected through a KVM switch however which connects to a desktop that I haven't used in months. Maybe I should take that out of the equation...

[Wjousts]

I thought that too, but it isn't system-wide. It seems to effect one application at a time. So, for example, Firefox might be working fine, but Visual Studio is acting wacky. I restart Visual Studio and now it's fine too. Then maybe some time later (maybe hours, maybe days), a different application will start acting up.

[DeathByChocolate]

Well, this fine quality Swiss Easter Egg isn't going to eat itself you know! ;P

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[Septimus Hedgehog]

Sounds like someone wants a new laptop. Coffee first and then a faulty keyboard. Have you tried "dropping" a 10Kg hammer on it? Perhaps slip it under the wheels of a train? ;)

[Dalek Dave]

Griff, trust me, that isn't Toblerone!

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[OriginalGriff]

Windows keyboard layouts don't have to be system wide - they can be application specific (and normally by language the app was installed in). And the default key for switching keyboard language is pretty easy to hit: Left SHIFT + ALT. Try disabling that sequence via Control Panel > Regional and Language Options > Change Keyboards and see if the problem goes away.

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[S Houghtelin]

Wjousts wrote:

It probably didn't help when I spilt a nearly full cup of tea over it a few months back.

:doh: OR maybe it was the alignment of the Moon, Venus and Jupiter in the western sky last month...

It was broke, so I fixed it.

[Wjousts]

Wow! I can't believe I didn't know that. I bet I've done it while alt-tabbing between windows (and some time alt-shift-tabbing to go backwards). The problem was that I had a French keyboard "installed" from when I was messing around with language settings to test a . vs , issue. I removed it from the list of installed keyboards and now it won't switch even with alt-shift. Cheers!

[Wjousts]

I would. But after it survived the tea bath I gave it, I kinda have new found respect for the tough little bugger. If only it wouldn't randomly freeze up for a few seconds every once in a while!

[W Balboos GHB]

Back in the days of DOS, I wrote a TSR program that would do just about what you said: Intermittently change keystrokes. I particularly targeted the 'd' and 'r' keys, causing them to appear like fat-finger mistypes: d->f or s; r->e or t. So, just sayin' - it could be a little software mischeif, as well.

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[Rajesh R Subramanian]

You're pressing the key combination that toggles the input language (and/or the keyboard layout). This combination is usually : Left Alt + Left Shift. If you choose the option to see language bar on your desktop, you can confirm this assumption that the input language has changed to something else (presumably EN-GB).

Wjousts wrote:

suddenly changing it's keyboard layout. But it's not system-wide, it usually happens to a single (different) application I have open.

The input language switch happens on process basis, and this behaviour is by design. The reason is that if I'm drafting something in Tamil language in notepad, I wouldn't want to see Tamil glyphs being typed if I just switch to Firefox for a moment and type something there. If you're not using any language other than EN-US, then go to control panel and remove the input languages that you aren't using.

"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

[Rajesh R Subramanian]

Assuming that your claims here are actually true, I'd think that except for when you're eating chocolates, you'd pretty much spend the rest of your time on a treadmill. :)

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[DeathByChocolate]

You have outed me! Truth is I hardly ever eat chocolate ... I love it but I just have a little from time to time - otherwise a whole new wardrobe would be required, if you know what I mean. :rolleyes: ... but I like to dream! :-O :-D

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[DeathByChocolate]

You can't beat the knobbly bits on a Toblerone! ;P

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[Lost User]

Yep, isn't it astonishing that a stateful change can be made using only modifier keys and that this is on be DEFAULT. AND those modifier keys are part of several well-established key sequences already. Dumb as you like.

[Wendelius]

If not already posted, not that pressing left shift and alt simultaneously toggles between keyboard layouts. I often do this by mistake :)

[realJSOP]

Wjousts wrote:

and my : was coming out as an M?

I bet it really hurts when something other that ! or | comes out of your :

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