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  • P Prasad_Kulkarni

    A woman got on a bus, holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind." "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

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    Nagy Vilmos
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    JFC, is it post any old tat you can copy from thiswasfunnyadecadeago.com day? :mad:


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      JFC, is it post any old tat you can copy from thiswasfunnyadecadeago.com day? :mad:


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      Yes. Didn't you get the memo?

      Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        Yes. Didn't you get the memo?

        Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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        Prasad_Kulkarni
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        Whats wrong if i copy jokes from some site for laugh sir, :((

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          Yes. Didn't you get the memo?

          Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          Elephant the memo! I like the odd bad/old joke and when they're well placed they often get a :thumbsup:. But when every dyke and her carpet starts posting more and more trash I snap. SNAP I TELL YOU! If only I'd spent more time working on the Bitch Slap Transfer Protocol...


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            JFC, is it post any old tat you can copy from thiswasfunnyadecadeago.com day? :mad:


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            JFC? Jerusalem Fried Chicken? Java Foundation Classes?

            I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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            • P Prasad_Kulkarni

              Whats wrong if i copy jokes from some site for laugh sir, :((

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              Nagy Vilmos
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              Nothing if it's remotely funny or written in the last fifty years!


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                Nothing if it's remotely funny or written in the last fifty years!


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                Prasad_Kulkarni
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                sorrrrryyyyy :rose:

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                • P Prasad_Kulkarni

                  sorrrrryyyyy :rose:

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                  Too late... bstp://123.255.255.196/

                  I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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                    JFC, is it post any old tat you can copy from thiswasfunnyadecadeago.com day? :mad:


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                    This wasn't funny a decade ago ... or two ... or three ... or ever.

                    Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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                    A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                      Too late... bstp://123.255.255.196/

                      I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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                      Prasad_Kulkarni
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                      What can i do to make it right, sir?? Delete button is disabled now :(

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                      • P Prasad_Kulkarni

                        Whats wrong if i copy jokes from some site for laugh sir, :((

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                        Prasad Kulkarni (pashad) wrote:

                        i copy

                        Clue 1.

                        Prasad Kulkarni (pashad) wrote:

                        jokes

                        Clue 2.

                        Prasad Kulkarni (pashad) wrote:

                        from some site

                        Clue 3. We are all capable of using an internet search engine to find jokes. Most of us can even tell the difference between a funny joke and a not-funny one. And most of us are over twelve years of age, so we have heard nearly all the rubbish ones before. If you find a joke that is seriously funny, then share it by all means. But just posting badly told, old jokes that really weren't funny the first time we heard them is not a recipe for success!

                        Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                          This wasn't funny a decade ago ... or two ... or three ... or ever.

                          Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                          -Or-
                          A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                          By itself it may not be so funny, but you can bet that it will jump into my mind as soon as I see the next young parents proudly presenting their monkey to the world :)

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                            Prasad Kulkarni (pashad) wrote:

                            i copy

                            Clue 1.

                            Prasad Kulkarni (pashad) wrote:

                            jokes

                            Clue 2.

                            Prasad Kulkarni (pashad) wrote:

                            from some site

                            Clue 3. We are all capable of using an internet search engine to find jokes. Most of us can even tell the difference between a funny joke and a not-funny one. And most of us are over twelve years of age, so we have heard nearly all the rubbish ones before. If you find a joke that is seriously funny, then share it by all means. But just posting badly told, old jokes that really weren't funny the first time we heard them is not a recipe for success!

                            Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                            Prasad_Kulkarni
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                            Next time, it won't happen from me for sure sir :((

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                              JFC? Jerusalem Fried Chicken? Java Foundation Classes?

                              I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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                              Jesus F'''ing Christ

                              --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                              • P Prasad_Kulkarni

                                A woman got on a bus, holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind." "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

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                                R Giskard Reventlov
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                                Ignore them: the joke might be as old as the hills but it still made me chuckle. :thumbsup:

                                "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                                  Ignore them: the joke might be as old as the hills but it still made me chuckle. :thumbsup:

                                  "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                                  :-O thank you so much sir, :rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose:

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                                  • P Prasad_Kulkarni

                                    What can i do to make it right, sir?? Delete button is disabled now :(

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                                    TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                                    you could edit the post and remove the content.

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                                    • P Prasad_Kulkarni

                                      A woman got on a bus, holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind." "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

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                                      CS2011
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                                      Old but who cares it's still funny. :thumbsup: and stop fucking calling every one sir(they have a name)

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                                        Old but who cares it's still funny. :thumbsup: and stop fucking calling every one sir(they have a name)

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                                        I have problems with pronouncing yours…sir. :)

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                                          I have problems with pronouncing yours…sir. :)

                                          There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                                          its simple CS and number 2011 :-D

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