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  • H Henry Minute

    What a shame you're such an ancient old git, otherwise this[^] sounds like the perfect job for you.

    Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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    Dalek Dave
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    Best. Job. Ever.

    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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    • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

      Didn't know AnalRetentive.com had match services?

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      wizardzz
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      Sure they do; jdate.com

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      • N Nagy Vilmos

        Do not, I repeat do not, keep a spread sheet[^] of all your dates. If you should, do not send it to one of your dates.


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        R Giskard Reventlov
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        Seems like a reasonable way of keeping track if you're dating lots of women and are a complete twat.

        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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        • R R Giskard Reventlov

          Seems like a reasonable way of keeping track if you're dating lots of women and are a complete twat.

          "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          mark merrens wrote:

          [...] a complete twat.

          I think that's the key point.


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          • N Nagy Vilmos

            Do not, I repeat do not, keep a spread sheet[^] of all your dates. If you should, do not send it to one of your dates.


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            Bassam Abdul Baki
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            Could be worse. Could have been spread cheeks. ;P

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

              Do not, I repeat do not, keep a spread sheet[^] of all your dates. If you should, do not send it to one of your dates.


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              TG_Cid
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              I feel really sorry for the guy, liked a girl, trusted her and then... The article is quite exagerated, says is a "detailed" and "creepy" spreadsheet... you gotta be kidding so detailed and crepy means he has a photo, username, thoughts of the date, number of times they messaged and the contact info. Sorry but that doesnt look to me crepy nor detailed, and yes if i had to look for dates on internet i think i would create a spreadsheet.

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              • D Dalek Dave

                I see myself more as an 'Adequate' accountant.

                --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                Henry Minute
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                That's a rather arch comment. Sorry, thought you said 'Aqueduct' accountant. :-O

                Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  mark merrens wrote:

                  [...] a complete twat.

                  I think that's the key point.


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  jim lahey
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                  There's nothing wrong with this at all. With all the crap you have to remember these days it's no wonder people resort to what in ancient times would have been called "writing stuff down".. I mean half the people on here probably have no issues with running their social lives through facebook or some other social media rubbish - what's the difference? He even kept a note of the one who stood him up and gave him a clearly bollocks excuse, 3 days later. Now he can give her the spreadsheet wrapped in half a ton of early 90s laptop round the back of the head for being a lying bitch.

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                  • H Henry Minute

                    That's a rather arch comment. Sorry, thought you said 'Aqueduct' accountant. :-O

                    Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    An hour? It took you nearly an hour to come out with that?


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                      An hour? It took you nearly an hour to come out with that?


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      Henry Minute
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                      It took me all of 30 seconds, including typing time, since I saw it. Some of us have lives and are not glued to their computers. Some of us have been sitting on the sofa eating crisps and drinking coffee, some of us have.

                      Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                      • H Henry Minute

                        It took me all of 30 seconds, including typing time, since I saw it. Some of us have lives and are not glued to their computers. Some of us have been sitting on the sofa eating crisps and drinking coffee, some of us have.

                        Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                        Nagy Vilmos
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                        Some of us have to sit at the frakin pc all frakin day.


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                        • T TG_Cid

                          I feel really sorry for the guy, liked a girl, trusted her and then... The article is quite exagerated, says is a "detailed" and "creepy" spreadsheet... you gotta be kidding so detailed and crepy means he has a photo, username, thoughts of the date, number of times they messaged and the contact info. Sorry but that doesnt look to me crepy nor detailed, and yes if i had to look for dates on internet i think i would create a spreadsheet.

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                          Lost User
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                          Apparently he still had to learn that lesson. A bit late perhaps. Trust no one.

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                          • J jim lahey

                            There's nothing wrong with this at all. With all the crap you have to remember these days it's no wonder people resort to what in ancient times would have been called "writing stuff down".. I mean half the people on here probably have no issues with running their social lives through facebook or some other social media rubbish - what's the difference? He even kept a note of the one who stood him up and gave him a clearly bollocks excuse, 3 days later. Now he can give her the spreadsheet wrapped in half a ton of early 90s laptop round the back of the head for being a lying bitch.

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                            R Giskard Reventlov
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                            jim lahey wrote:

                            half a ton of early 90s laptop round the back of the head for being a lying bitch

                            You clearly have some issues with women! :-)

                            "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                            • L Lost User

                              Apparently he still had to learn that lesson. A bit late perhaps. Trust no one.

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                              TG_Cid
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                              Is not so white and black thing, but i think you are mostly right, trust only people worth of it, sad thing is hard to find any :(

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                              • T TG_Cid

                                I feel really sorry for the guy, liked a girl, trusted her and then... The article is quite exagerated, says is a "detailed" and "creepy" spreadsheet... you gotta be kidding so detailed and crepy means he has a photo, username, thoughts of the date, number of times they messaged and the contact info. Sorry but that doesnt look to me crepy nor detailed, and yes if i had to look for dates on internet i think i would create a spreadsheet.

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                                Kschuler
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                                I agree. With all the hype I was expecting the spreadsheet to contain crazy personal information of the women or something more stalker like. I was expecting dolls-made-of-human-hair level creepy...but this just made me think OCD.

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                                • T TG_Cid

                                  Is not so white and black thing, but i think you are mostly right, trust only people worth of it, sad thing is hard to find any :(

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                                  Lost User
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                                  If you want to get into shades of gray.. You can trust people* insofar that they'll do what they think is best for them. That's more subtle than it may seem, for example people with morals will evaluate morally good behaviour as "good for them". So the better you know someone, the better you can trust them, because you have more accurate knowledge of their "good for them" evaluation logic. That about sums up all the shades of gray there are (and that you can create - with a little effort you might align what they think is best for them with what you want them to do). * does not apply to those with InsaneTrollLogic.

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                                  • H Henry Minute

                                    You can tell he's a finance guy. Normal people would have used a database not a spreadsheet.

                                    Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                                    Abhinav S
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                                    Henry Minute wrote:

                                    Normal people would have used a database

                                    select * from MatchTable where monitor_casually like ('Very Pretty') Sorry, you were saying something?

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                                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                                      Do not, I repeat do not, keep a spread sheet[^] of all your dates. If you should, do not send it to one of your dates.


                                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                      Steve Mayfield
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                                      In "the old days" it was a LBB (Little Black Book) - times change :sigh:

                                      Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                                        Do not, I repeat do not, keep a spread sheet[^] of all your dates. If you should, do not send it to one of your dates.


                                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                        Single Step Debugger
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                                        Stupid bitch, the only thing this guy has done wrong is giving her the spread sheet. There is nothing offensive or disrespectful about the girls in his notes.

                                        There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                                        • S Steve Mayfield

                                          In "the old days" it was a LBB (Little Black Book) - times change :sigh:

                                          Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                                          Single Step Debugger
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                                          In our middle school it was called “Lexicon”. The girls was entering all their classmates names in a notebook and their opinions of us. We use to still the book from the girls – it was a fun read.

                                          There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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