Philippe the Fighter Pilot
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Philippe, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Philippe and says,' Philippe, kiss me!' Philippe grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. 'What are you doing, Philippe?' says the startled Marie. 'I am Philippe the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!' She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up little, Marie says,' Philippe, kiss me lower.' Philippe tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her chest. 'Philippe! What are you doing?' asks the bewildered Marie. 'I am Philippe the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!' They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers,' Philippe, kiss me lower!' Our hero rips off her panties, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously,' PHILIPPE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?' Our hero stands up, grins defiantly, and says,' I am Philippe the fighter pilot! And when I go down, I go down in flames!' ;)
Ra-one wrote:
'I am Philippe the fighter pilot!
Ra-one wrote:
out for a pleasant picnic by the River Seine
Ra-one wrote:
and love is in the air
Who cares who's flying right now? The good man is going to a picnic.
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
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Philippe, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Philippe and says,' Philippe, kiss me!' Philippe grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. 'What are you doing, Philippe?' says the startled Marie. 'I am Philippe the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!' She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up little, Marie says,' Philippe, kiss me lower.' Philippe tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her chest. 'Philippe! What are you doing?' asks the bewildered Marie. 'I am Philippe the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!' They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers,' Philippe, kiss me lower!' Our hero rips off her panties, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously,' PHILIPPE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?' Our hero stands up, grins defiantly, and says,' I am Philippe the fighter pilot! And when I go down, I go down in flames!' ;)
If DD would be here he would have probably told the end like this: And when Philippe saw her white panties, he threw up his arms and cried: "I surrender!". Turn on his heel and run for his life! :laugh:
"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."
Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925
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If DD would be here he would have probably told the end like this: And when Philippe saw her white panties, he threw up his arms and cried: "I surrender!". Turn on his heel and run for his life! :laugh:
"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."
Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925
Manfred R. Bihy wrote:
If DD would be here he would have probably told the end like this:
He's not. Good to have a joke with the word French where the punch line or following posts don't include cheese or monkey. These are getting much more annoying than the reposts posts. They're funny most of the time, but I enjoy the break.
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Philippe, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Philippe and says,' Philippe, kiss me!' Philippe grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. 'What are you doing, Philippe?' says the startled Marie. 'I am Philippe the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!' She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up little, Marie says,' Philippe, kiss me lower.' Philippe tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her chest. 'Philippe! What are you doing?' asks the bewildered Marie. 'I am Philippe the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!' They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers,' Philippe, kiss me lower!' Our hero rips off her panties, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously,' PHILIPPE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?' Our hero stands up, grins defiantly, and says,' I am Philippe the fighter pilot! And when I go down, I go down in flames!' ;)
Funny and original - that's actually one I've never heard before! 5'ed :thumbsup:
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Manfred R. Bihy wrote:
If DD would be here he would have probably told the end like this:
He's not. Good to have a joke with the word French where the punch line or following posts don't include cheese or monkey. These are getting much more annoying than the reposts posts. They're funny most of the time, but I enjoy the break.
RC_Sebastien_C wrote:
following posts don't include cheese or monkey
And you had to come along and spoil it! :-D
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Philippe, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Philippe and says,' Philippe, kiss me!' Philippe grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. 'What are you doing, Philippe?' says the startled Marie. 'I am Philippe the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!' She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up little, Marie says,' Philippe, kiss me lower.' Philippe tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her chest. 'Philippe! What are you doing?' asks the bewildered Marie. 'I am Philippe the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!' They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers,' Philippe, kiss me lower!' Our hero rips off her panties, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously,' PHILIPPE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?' Our hero stands up, grins defiantly, and says,' I am Philippe the fighter pilot! And when I go down, I go down in flames!' ;)
Ra-one wrote:
brave French fighter pilot
See you lost me right there :-)
Rhys "Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal" "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe"
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Ra-one wrote:
brave French fighter pilot
See you lost me right there :-)
Rhys "Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal" "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe"
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Ra-one wrote:
brave French fighter pilot
See you lost me right there :-)
Rhys "Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal" "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe"
there must have been one! mustn't there? surely? at one time? somewhere? maybe half french! or married to a french women or somesuch ;)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Philippe, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Philippe and says,' Philippe, kiss me!' Philippe grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. 'What are you doing, Philippe?' says the startled Marie. 'I am Philippe the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!' She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up little, Marie says,' Philippe, kiss me lower.' Philippe tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her chest. 'Philippe! What are you doing?' asks the bewildered Marie. 'I am Philippe the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!' They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers,' Philippe, kiss me lower!' Our hero rips off her panties, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously,' PHILIPPE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?' Our hero stands up, grins defiantly, and says,' I am Philippe the fighter pilot! And when I go down, I go down in flames!' ;)
Totally brilliant! Starts with a joke and finishes with a joke. Wish I could give you more than 5.
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
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Manfred R. Bihy wrote:
If DD would be here he would have probably told the end like this:
He's not. Good to have a joke with the word French where the punch line or following posts don't include cheese or monkey. These are getting much more annoying than the reposts posts. They're funny most of the time, but I enjoy the break.
Amen, bro! :thumbsup:
'As programmers go, I'm fairly social. Which still means I'm a borderline sociopath by normal standards.' Jeff Atwood 'I'm French! Why do you think I've got this outrrrrageous accent?' Monty Python and the Holy Grail
