Let's start the New Year by Offending Everyone!

peterchen

Owww, bad one, Colin :-D But so far you happened to only insult an Austrian. I feel insulted that you mix me up with an Austrian. Oh.

As James Bond in "die another day", Pierce Brosnan features traits handy in the dawning millenium. He fights without hesitation in a bewildering environment, trusts his high-tech-gadgets, and rather falls for beauty than pondering the political absurdities around him. [sighist]

ColinDavies

peterchen wrote: But so far you happened to only insult an Austrian. I feel insulted that you mix me up with an Austrian. OK, (Qu) Why does Geramny have the highest incidence of Caesarean births in the world ? (Ans) It's really hard to push such big square heads out of round holes. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies

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You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

peterchen

Aaaargh... now that's one ;)

As James Bond in "die another day", Pierce Brosnan features traits handy in the dawning millenium. He fights without hesitation in a bewildering environment, trusts his high-tech-gadgets, and rather falls for beauty than pondering the political absurdities around him. [sighist]

Rutger Ellen

Ok here's one from a duchman Driving along the rhine(= a river) in the netherlands I see someone drinking from the rine using his left hand. As I see that I drive up to him and say: "Hey don't drink from that water is's poisonus!!" he says: "Was sagen Sie" I say: "Mit zwei handen"

ColinDavies

Das ist gut, aber findet eine Flasche, damit er das waser heim für seine Familie nehmen kan. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies

Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

Lost User

I notice your wife didn't let you make a joke about women :laugh: :laugh: The tigress is here :-D

brianwelsch

Or this old stand-by.... (Q) How do German's tie their shoes? (A) In little Nazis.... (bum-da-bum bump) Thank You, Thank You....... :rolleyes: BW "If you enjoy what you do, you'll never work another day in your life." - Confucius

brianwelsch

Was bist du aber gemein.. ;) BW "If you enjoy what you do, you'll never work another day in your life." - Confucius

David Wulff

I don't get it? :-O

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Roger Wright

Trollslayer wrote: I notice your wife didn't let you make a joke about women I don't have one, but even I have enough sense not to tread that path!:-D "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)

brianwelsch

Tie their shoes in knots. knotsies ---> Nazis. Alright, maybe its knot that funny...:~ BW "Gandalf. Yes. That is what they used to call me. Gandalf the Grey. *I* am Gandalf the White." - Gandalf the White

Roger Wright

That's what pliers are for! "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)

Chris Losinger

Gunter glieben glauchen globen (*) -c

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Jorgen Sigvardsson

Well worth a 5! :-D -- Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face.

Jorgen Sigvardsson

Well, he claimed that Austria belonged to the greater Germany. So in his own words, he was German. But then again, his words were mostly.. hmm.. screwed up? :) -- Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face.

Jorgen Sigvardsson

Uhmm.. you have to stretch pretty far to get that one. :) -- Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face.

Jorgen Sigvardsson

Roger Wright wrote: I don't have one, but even I have enough sense not to tread that path! *making chicken sounds* :rolleyes: -- Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face.

brianwelsch

Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: you have to stretch pretty far to get that one. Yeah, I guess so... I remember kids telling me that one when I was much younger. Out of any stupid Germen jokes I heard growing up that one stuck with me. Go figure... :~ BW "Gandalf. Yes. That is what they used to call me. Gandalf the Grey. *I* am Gandalf the White." - Gandalf the White

KaRl

Unglaublich! I wusste nicht, dass NZ eine alte Kolonie des Deutschen Reichs war :)

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