The Dark Knight Rises - and crashes
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I look forward to them pointing out why every other film ever made is actually bollocks too. I have my own theory (it's not real) but I await the research.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
It's not about telling you the movie can't be real - I hope you know that by yourself.
regards Torsten When I'm not working
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I look forward to them pointing out why every other film ever made is actually bollocks too. I have my own theory (it's not real) but I await the research.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
ChrisElston wrote:
(it's not real)
:thumbsup: LOL!
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Batman's Cape is too small to fly with[^]
regards Torsten When I'm not working
Next you'll be telling me that I can't believe a man can fly. :rolleyes: I've seen the documentary, Superman.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier
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Batman's Cape is too small to fly with[^]
regards Torsten When I'm not working
News flash! Batman is not real...get over it.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012) -
News flash! Batman is not real...get over it.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012) -
News Flash! You're Wrong.[^]
I like the haircut and his foo-foo doggy. What a dork.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012) -
News flash! Batman is not real...get over it.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)Slacker007 wrote:
Batman is not real
Of course he is. I believe he's a member of a secret society called Fathers 4 Justice. If you look carefully, you can see that there's more than one Batman[^].
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier
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Slacker007 wrote:
Batman is not real
Of course he is. I believe he's a member of a secret society called Fathers 4 Justice. If you look carefully, you can see that there's more than one Batman[^].
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier
I needed a good laugh. Thanks. :thumbsup:
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012) -
Batman's Cape is too small to fly with[^]
regards Torsten When I'm not working
The Mythbusters are busting the movie special effects all the time. This is less of a surprise than some of the myths they bust.
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I look forward to them pointing out why every other film ever made is actually bollocks too. I have my own theory (it's not real) but I await the research.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
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Batman's Cape is too small to fly with[^]
regards Torsten When I'm not working
TO ALL (who complain about movies) 1) Movies are not documentaries about real life but emotionally stirring stories of FICTION that feature realistic to very unrealistic effects that are intended to supplement the story and not to provide some proof of concept for some mind boggling technology. 2) Myth busters is great but busting movies hardly qualifies as busting because everyone should know that movies are fiction. Just because Nolan’s Batman is more down to earth that doesn’t mean that everything the character does is doable in the real world. 3) If you feel like you’re being cheated by movies that feature impossible feats, then I recommend sticking with TV as there are hundreds of voyeuristic like choices to keep your needs satisfied for a long time. That is if watching others is what entertains you.
