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  • P Pete OHanlon

    You need not worry. The Brand Police will save the day. "Is that an officially sanctioned weapon as authorised by the IOC? No? Go on chummy. Hop it."

    *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

    "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

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    Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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    Don't forget you won't be let in with a Burger King Shirt Either.

    Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. I also do Android Programming as I find it a refreshing break from the MS. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost

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    • L Lost User

      Which apparently stands for God 4 Saken, as in how do the hell do we get out of this G4S security contract. What no security staff[^] This whole story about G4S being totally unprepared to provide security for the Olympics, and the whistle blower saying the chances of getting a weapon into a venue were 50 / 50 that was running on Sky News all day long last week. Is it just me who thinks it is a bit irresponsible to run these stories so prolifically? The entire British media has spent the weekend saying to terrorists groups, and any individual nutters, "Go on, have a go. You've got a good chance of success you know".

      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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      Lost User
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      Any terrorist with half a brain would already be working for G4S, since it is obviously managed by people with less intelligence than that.

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        Any terrorist with half a brain would already be working for G4S, since it is obviously managed by people with less intelligence than that.

        speaking as ...

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        Lost User
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        I would hope that any self respecting terrorist who did infiltrate G4S would have walked out again when they saw how badly run the place was.

        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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        • M Mark_Wallace

          Don't be daft -- it's all a plot to get more soldiers into the area. The government wants to put on a show of military strength to foreign governments, and to make sure that residents know that it has control of lots of big men with guns.

          Never ascribe to stupidity what you can cover with a meaty conspiracy theory

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          I've got some tin foil if you need to borrow some.


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            I would hope that any self respecting terrorist who did infiltrate G4S would have walked out again when they saw how badly run the place was.

            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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            Maybe the current situation is the result of such activity.

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              I would hope that any self respecting terrorist who did infiltrate G4S would have walked out again when they saw how badly run the place was.

              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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              After seeing how we run things, most terrorists simply retire. They assume the whole thing will self-destruct on it's own.

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              • T TPFKAPB

                I'm also hearing a rumour that some of the G4S uniforms have gone missing. A well-known tactic of Al-Queida to infiltrate security, is to do so dressed as security.

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                Chris Quinn
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                The safest time to visit a location is just after it has been attacked - the stable shutting after the bolting of the horse is amazing!

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                • L Lost User

                  After seeing how we run things, most terrorists simply retire. They assume the whole thing will self-destruct on it's own.

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                  glennPattonPub
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                  I remember a few years ago Group 4, the name for G4S at the time was doing prisoner transfers instead of the police and they lost a few(2 or 3) and there was a big who-har in the media, cue the TV report from outside a cort (Leeds?) there was a prisoner and two huge guards a small prisoner in hand cuffs, who in the presence of the TV crew runs for it (Guards looked confused) :wtf: ! Mad they ever got another contract is beyond me!

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                    Norm .net wrote:

                    Why on earth do you have friends that carry switch blades?

                    I'm certianly not going to have them as enemies, silly.

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                    SalCon
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                    < The best comeback line ever > :laugh:

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                      Which apparently stands for God 4 Saken, as in how do the hell do we get out of this G4S security contract. What no security staff[^] This whole story about G4S being totally unprepared to provide security for the Olympics, and the whistle blower saying the chances of getting a weapon into a venue were 50 / 50 that was running on Sky News all day long last week. Is it just me who thinks it is a bit irresponsible to run these stories so prolifically? The entire British media has spent the weekend saying to terrorists groups, and any individual nutters, "Go on, have a go. You've got a good chance of success you know".

                      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                      SalCon
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                      Apparently this G4S also has quite a few contracts with major industry leaders here in India.. and any discussion about them in my friend circle would end up with stories of how we fooled them.

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                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                        I've got some tin foil if you need to borrow some.


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                        Mark_Wallace
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                        Feh. Tinfoil hats are So last year! The aliens have already taken control of those in power, by substituting them with disguised alien lizards. Now they're using mind-control drugs, like aspartame -- and the herbs-and-spices count now goes up to Twelve!. Not even Rock can save us! The only way you can be saved is if you join my secret society, which plans to take back control of the world!

                        All conspiracy theorists really want is to be part of a conspiracy. Have pity on the little dears.

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