Superman was flying around.
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One sunny Sunday, Superman was flying around with nothing to do, so he decided to drop in on Batman. "Hi, Bat", said Superman, "let's go down the pub and have a beer." "Not today, Super. My Batmobile's broken down and I've got to fix it. Can't fight crime without it, you know." Disappointed, Superman went over to Spiderman's place. "Let's go down the pub for a drink, Spider." "Sorry Super. I've got a problem with my web gun. Can't fight without it, you know." Dejectedly, Superman took to the air again, and decided to drop by on Wonder Woman. There she was, lying on her back out on her balcony, stark naked and writhing around. Superman conceived a cunning idea. "Everyone says I'm faster than a speeding bullet, and I've always wondered what sort of screw she'd be'. So he zoomed down, did her in a flash and zoomed off. What the hell was that!", cried Wonder Woman. "I don't know, but it hurt like hell!" said the Invisible Man.
Regards, Hiren. -"I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference".
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One sunny Sunday, Superman was flying around with nothing to do, so he decided to drop in on Batman. "Hi, Bat", said Superman, "let's go down the pub and have a beer." "Not today, Super. My Batmobile's broken down and I've got to fix it. Can't fight crime without it, you know." Disappointed, Superman went over to Spiderman's place. "Let's go down the pub for a drink, Spider." "Sorry Super. I've got a problem with my web gun. Can't fight without it, you know." Dejectedly, Superman took to the air again, and decided to drop by on Wonder Woman. There she was, lying on her back out on her balcony, stark naked and writhing around. Superman conceived a cunning idea. "Everyone says I'm faster than a speeding bullet, and I've always wondered what sort of screw she'd be'. So he zoomed down, did her in a flash and zoomed off. What the hell was that!", cried Wonder Woman. "I don't know, but it hurt like hell!" said the Invisible Man.
Regards, Hiren. -"I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference".
You know what I'm going to say[^].
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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One sunny Sunday, Superman was flying around with nothing to do, so he decided to drop in on Batman. "Hi, Bat", said Superman, "let's go down the pub and have a beer." "Not today, Super. My Batmobile's broken down and I've got to fix it. Can't fight crime without it, you know." Disappointed, Superman went over to Spiderman's place. "Let's go down the pub for a drink, Spider." "Sorry Super. I've got a problem with my web gun. Can't fight without it, you know." Dejectedly, Superman took to the air again, and decided to drop by on Wonder Woman. There she was, lying on her back out on her balcony, stark naked and writhing around. Superman conceived a cunning idea. "Everyone says I'm faster than a speeding bullet, and I've always wondered what sort of screw she'd be'. So he zoomed down, did her in a flash and zoomed off. What the hell was that!", cried Wonder Woman. "I don't know, but it hurt like hell!" said the Invisible Man.
Regards, Hiren. -"I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference".
Dang you got my hopes up for a new joke at the beginning, even though I thought it was this one. This joke is even older than me!
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One sunny Sunday, Superman was flying around with nothing to do, so he decided to drop in on Batman. "Hi, Bat", said Superman, "let's go down the pub and have a beer." "Not today, Super. My Batmobile's broken down and I've got to fix it. Can't fight crime without it, you know." Disappointed, Superman went over to Spiderman's place. "Let's go down the pub for a drink, Spider." "Sorry Super. I've got a problem with my web gun. Can't fight without it, you know." Dejectedly, Superman took to the air again, and decided to drop by on Wonder Woman. There she was, lying on her back out on her balcony, stark naked and writhing around. Superman conceived a cunning idea. "Everyone says I'm faster than a speeding bullet, and I've always wondered what sort of screw she'd be'. So he zoomed down, did her in a flash and zoomed off. What the hell was that!", cried Wonder Woman. "I don't know, but it hurt like hell!" said the Invisible Man.
Regards, Hiren. -"I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference".
There's no such person as the Invisible Man. :)
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There's no such person as the Invisible Man. :)
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:
Invisible Woman
Would that be a woman that you only see on payday? :)
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:
Invisible Woman
Would that be a woman that you only see on payday? :)
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That's been my experience.
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