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    College test, the first student is called into the room and sits down. The professor gives him a grim look and starts asking: prof: You are sitting in a train, that is doing 60 miles per hour. It starts to get very hot, what are you doing? student: Well, I open the window. prof: Ok, now calculate the new air resistance due to the open window. How big is the friction difference between the chassis and the rails. Is the train getting faster or slower due to the opened window and if so, what's the speed difference? The student is lost for words, can't answer the question and leaves the room. The same happened to the next 20 students, until the last one is called in. prof: You are sitting in a train, that is doing 60 miles per hour. It starts to get very hot, what are you doing? student: I take my jacket off. prof: But it is getting really hot. student: Then I take off my pullover... prof: It is as hot in the cabin as in a sauna. student: Well, then I'll undress completely... prof: Ok, but in your cabin there are also two horny africans who wan't to screw you. Calmly the student answers student: You know what professor, I am here for this test for the 10th time now. And even if the whole train is filled with horny africans, the damn window stays shut!!!

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      College test, the first student is called into the room and sits down. The professor gives him a grim look and starts asking: prof: You are sitting in a train, that is doing 60 miles per hour. It starts to get very hot, what are you doing? student: Well, I open the window. prof: Ok, now calculate the new air resistance due to the open window. How big is the friction difference between the chassis and the rails. Is the train getting faster or slower due to the opened window and if so, what's the speed difference? The student is lost for words, can't answer the question and leaves the room. The same happened to the next 20 students, until the last one is called in. prof: You are sitting in a train, that is doing 60 miles per hour. It starts to get very hot, what are you doing? student: I take my jacket off. prof: But it is getting really hot. student: Then I take off my pullover... prof: It is as hot in the cabin as in a sauna. student: Well, then I'll undress completely... prof: Ok, but in your cabin there are also two horny africans who wan't to screw you. Calmly the student answers student: You know what professor, I am here for this test for the 10th time now. And even if the whole train is filled with horny africans, the damn window stays shut!!!

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      Objection! This question is impossible to answer with the given information.

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        Objection! This question is impossible to answer with the given information.

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        hoernchenmeister
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        ...it's a trap!!!

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          Objection! This question is impossible to answer with the given information.

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          Joan M
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          Meh! It is clear to me that you never visit the Q&A section... isn't it? :rolleyes:

          [www.tamautomation.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

          https://www.robotecnik.com freelance robots, PLC and CNC programmer.

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            Meh! It is clear to me that you never visit the Q&A section... isn't it? :rolleyes:

            [www.tamautomation.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

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            No I have .. once

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