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  • M Mark_Wallace

    That's just hot air, so essentially it's breaking wind.

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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    Mark_Wallace
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    Das war ein Witz, der übrigens.

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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    • A Andrei Straut

      Actually I was a witness at a damn funny one, involving a German: My former boss/manager (half-Romanian, half-Canadian) was on a Skype conference with a collaborator/customer (German), I'll call him Martin Schneider. So, the conversation goes like this: Martin: "Hello, I am Martin Schneider" Boss: "Hello Martin, may I call you Martin?" Martin: "No :| " (total silence, everyone dumbfounded) Martin: "I was kidding" I s**t you not, this actually happened.

      Full-fledged Java/.NET lover, full-fledged PHP hater. Full-fledged Google/Microsoft lover, full-fledged Apple hater. Full-fledged Skype lover, full-fledged YM hater.

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      Chris Meech
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      At least he didn't try to call him, Shirley. :)

      Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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      • C Chris Meech

        At least he didn't try to call him, Shirley. :)

        Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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        Andrei Straut
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        He might have got a punch to the Temple if he tried.

        Full-fledged Java/.NET lover, full-fledged PHP hater. Full-fledged Google/Microsoft lover, full-fledged Apple hater. Full-fledged Skype lover, full-fledged YM hater.

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        • T TPFKAPB

          I'm hearing that Reece 'Whats her name' from Legally Blonde has just been stabbed.

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          pics to prove it[^]!

          image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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          • T TPFKAPB

            I'm hearing that Reece 'Whats her name' from Legally Blonde has just been stabbed.

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            leckey 0
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            Do you know that this first post about, "No, with a knife" (and I have not read others comments) is about 3 months too late?!?!

            Eventually I will no longer be with a paranoid spouse who feels the need to check EVERY THING I TYPE ON THE INTERNET. I guess he is so busy with checking my internet crap that's why he can't do stuff for the house like take laundry out the dryer.

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            • L leckey 0

              Do you know that this first post about, "No, with a knife" (and I have not read others comments) is about 3 months too late?!?!

              Eventually I will no longer be with a paranoid spouse who feels the need to check EVERY THING I TYPE ON THE INTERNET. I guess he is so busy with checking my internet crap that's why he can't do stuff for the house like take laundry out the dryer.

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              If you are saying the joke is 3 months old you are wrong, it is muc, much older than that.

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