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  • P Pete OHanlon

    Oh I see. You do know that if you have to tell someone it's a joke, it really isn't, don't you?

    *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

    "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

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    Lost User
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    But that's just perspective then. For it still remains a joke to those that "got it" :)

    Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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    • C Chris Meech

      Congrats. You have just won Troller Of The Day award. Were it not for the humour of the posts and the size of the sucker that was caught, the awards commitee may have actually granted you prizes. :)

      Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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      Dalek Dave
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      Who was caught?

      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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      • T TPFKAPB

        I'm hearing that Reece 'Whats her name' from Legally Blonde has just been stabbed.

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        Mark_Wallace
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        That's just hot air, so essentially it's breaking wind.

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        • C Chris Meech

          Congrats. You have just won Troller Of The Day award. Were it not for the humour of the posts and the size of the sucker that was caught, the awards commitee may have actually granted you prizes. :)

          Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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          TPFKAPB
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          Thank You. I would like to start by thanking my family, without who all this would not have been possible, I would also like to thank my.....

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          • L Lost User

            But that's just perspective then. For it still remains a joke to those that "got it" :)

            Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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            Pete OHanlon
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            Actually, I did figure out it was a joke - see the time difference between my post and Dave's - but it was too good an opportunity not to bring up a Botham reference.

            *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

            "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

            CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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            • P Pete OHanlon

              Oh I see. You do know that if you have to tell someone it's a joke, it really isn't, don't you?

              *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

              "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

              CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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              Mark_Wallace
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              Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

              You do know that if you have to tell someone it's a joke, it really isn't, don't you?

              Nah, that's if you have to explain it. If you have to tell someone it's a joke, he's German.

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              • M Mark_Wallace

                Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                You do know that if you have to tell someone it's a joke, it really isn't, don't you?

                Nah, that's if you have to explain it. If you have to tell someone it's a joke, he's German.

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                Andrei Straut
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                Actually I was a witness at a damn funny one, involving a German: My former boss/manager (half-Romanian, half-Canadian) was on a Skype conference with a collaborator/customer (German), I'll call him Martin Schneider. So, the conversation goes like this: Martin: "Hello, I am Martin Schneider" Boss: "Hello Martin, may I call you Martin?" Martin: "No :| " (total silence, everyone dumbfounded) Martin: "I was kidding" I s**t you not, this actually happened.

                Full-fledged Java/.NET lover, full-fledged PHP hater. Full-fledged Google/Microsoft lover, full-fledged Apple hater. Full-fledged Skype lover, full-fledged YM hater.

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                • A Andrei Straut

                  Actually I was a witness at a damn funny one, involving a German: My former boss/manager (half-Romanian, half-Canadian) was on a Skype conference with a collaborator/customer (German), I'll call him Martin Schneider. So, the conversation goes like this: Martin: "Hello, I am Martin Schneider" Boss: "Hello Martin, may I call you Martin?" Martin: "No :| " (total silence, everyone dumbfounded) Martin: "I was kidding" I s**t you not, this actually happened.

                  Full-fledged Java/.NET lover, full-fledged PHP hater. Full-fledged Google/Microsoft lover, full-fledged Apple hater. Full-fledged Skype lover, full-fledged YM hater.

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                  Mark_Wallace
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                  Nice one. I hope that what he heard was "Do you mind if I call you Martin".

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  • M Mark_Wallace

                    That's just hot air, so essentially it's breaking wind.

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    Mark_Wallace
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                    Das war ein Witz, der übrigens.

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    • A Andrei Straut

                      Actually I was a witness at a damn funny one, involving a German: My former boss/manager (half-Romanian, half-Canadian) was on a Skype conference with a collaborator/customer (German), I'll call him Martin Schneider. So, the conversation goes like this: Martin: "Hello, I am Martin Schneider" Boss: "Hello Martin, may I call you Martin?" Martin: "No :| " (total silence, everyone dumbfounded) Martin: "I was kidding" I s**t you not, this actually happened.

                      Full-fledged Java/.NET lover, full-fledged PHP hater. Full-fledged Google/Microsoft lover, full-fledged Apple hater. Full-fledged Skype lover, full-fledged YM hater.

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                      Chris Meech
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                      At least he didn't try to call him, Shirley. :)

                      Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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                      • C Chris Meech

                        At least he didn't try to call him, Shirley. :)

                        Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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                        Andrei Straut
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                        He might have got a punch to the Temple if he tried.

                        Full-fledged Java/.NET lover, full-fledged PHP hater. Full-fledged Google/Microsoft lover, full-fledged Apple hater. Full-fledged Skype lover, full-fledged YM hater.

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                        • T TPFKAPB

                          I'm hearing that Reece 'Whats her name' from Legally Blonde has just been stabbed.

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                          Chris Losinger
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                          pics to prove it[^]!

                          image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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                          • T TPFKAPB

                            I'm hearing that Reece 'Whats her name' from Legally Blonde has just been stabbed.

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                            leckey 0
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                            Do you know that this first post about, "No, with a knife" (and I have not read others comments) is about 3 months too late?!?!

                            Eventually I will no longer be with a paranoid spouse who feels the need to check EVERY THING I TYPE ON THE INTERNET. I guess he is so busy with checking my internet crap that's why he can't do stuff for the house like take laundry out the dryer.

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                              Do you know that this first post about, "No, with a knife" (and I have not read others comments) is about 3 months too late?!?!

                              Eventually I will no longer be with a paranoid spouse who feels the need to check EVERY THING I TYPE ON THE INTERNET. I guess he is so busy with checking my internet crap that's why he can't do stuff for the house like take laundry out the dryer.

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                              TPFKAPB
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                              If you are saying the joke is 3 months old you are wrong, it is muc, much older than that.

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