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She is not however dead - teh whole thing was a rumour on twitter yesterday. http://rumorfix.com/2012/08/reese-witherspoon-not-stabbed-to-death/[^] Braindead however is still an option.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Stabbed with what?
Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors. :)
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Is this real news or an "Ian Botham" type of news?
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier
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Is this real news or an "Ian Botham" type of news?
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier
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Oh I see. You do know that if you have to tell someone it's a joke, it really isn't, don't you?
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier
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Oh I see. You do know that if you have to tell someone it's a joke, it really isn't, don't you?
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier
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Congrats. You have just won Troller Of The Day award. Were it not for the humour of the posts and the size of the sucker that was caught, the awards commitee may have actually granted you prizes. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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Oh I see. You do know that if you have to tell someone it's a joke, it really isn't, don't you?
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier
But that's just perspective then. For it still remains a joke to those that "got it" :)
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
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Congrats. You have just won Troller Of The Day award. Were it not for the humour of the posts and the size of the sucker that was caught, the awards commitee may have actually granted you prizes. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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That's just hot air, so essentially it's breaking wind.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Congrats. You have just won Troller Of The Day award. Were it not for the humour of the posts and the size of the sucker that was caught, the awards commitee may have actually granted you prizes. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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But that's just perspective then. For it still remains a joke to those that "got it" :)
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
Actually, I did figure out it was a joke - see the time difference between my post and Dave's - but it was too good an opportunity not to bring up a Botham reference.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier
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Oh I see. You do know that if you have to tell someone it's a joke, it really isn't, don't you?
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
You do know that if you have to tell someone it's a joke, it really isn't, don't you?
Nah, that's if you have to explain it. If you have to tell someone it's a joke, he's German.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
You do know that if you have to tell someone it's a joke, it really isn't, don't you?
Nah, that's if you have to explain it. If you have to tell someone it's a joke, he's German.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Actually I was a witness at a damn funny one, involving a German: My former boss/manager (half-Romanian, half-Canadian) was on a Skype conference with a collaborator/customer (German), I'll call him Martin Schneider. So, the conversation goes like this: Martin: "Hello, I am Martin Schneider" Boss: "Hello Martin, may I call you Martin?" Martin: "No :| " (total silence, everyone dumbfounded) Martin: "I was kidding" I s**t you not, this actually happened.
Full-fledged Java/.NET lover, full-fledged PHP hater. Full-fledged Google/Microsoft lover, full-fledged Apple hater. Full-fledged Skype lover, full-fledged YM hater.
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Actually I was a witness at a damn funny one, involving a German: My former boss/manager (half-Romanian, half-Canadian) was on a Skype conference with a collaborator/customer (German), I'll call him Martin Schneider. So, the conversation goes like this: Martin: "Hello, I am Martin Schneider" Boss: "Hello Martin, may I call you Martin?" Martin: "No :| " (total silence, everyone dumbfounded) Martin: "I was kidding" I s**t you not, this actually happened.
Full-fledged Java/.NET lover, full-fledged PHP hater. Full-fledged Google/Microsoft lover, full-fledged Apple hater. Full-fledged Skype lover, full-fledged YM hater.
Nice one. I hope that what he heard was "Do you mind if I call you Martin".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That's just hot air, so essentially it's breaking wind.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Das war ein Witz, der übrigens.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Actually I was a witness at a damn funny one, involving a German: My former boss/manager (half-Romanian, half-Canadian) was on a Skype conference with a collaborator/customer (German), I'll call him Martin Schneider. So, the conversation goes like this: Martin: "Hello, I am Martin Schneider" Boss: "Hello Martin, may I call you Martin?" Martin: "No :| " (total silence, everyone dumbfounded) Martin: "I was kidding" I s**t you not, this actually happened.
Full-fledged Java/.NET lover, full-fledged PHP hater. Full-fledged Google/Microsoft lover, full-fledged Apple hater. Full-fledged Skype lover, full-fledged YM hater.
At least he didn't try to call him, Shirley. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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At least he didn't try to call him, Shirley. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
He might have got a punch to the Temple if he tried.
Full-fledged Java/.NET lover, full-fledged PHP hater. Full-fledged Google/Microsoft lover, full-fledged Apple hater. Full-fledged Skype lover, full-fledged YM hater.
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Do you know that this first post about, "No, with a knife" (and I have not read others comments) is about 3 months too late?!?!
Eventually I will no longer be with a paranoid spouse who feels the need to check EVERY THING I TYPE ON THE INTERNET. I guess he is so busy with checking my internet crap that's why he can't do stuff for the house like take laundry out the dryer.
