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  • D Dalek Dave

    Whitherspoon?

    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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    TPFKAPB
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    No with a Knife. :rolleyes:

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    • D Dalek Dave

      Yes I know what is coming!

      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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      TPFKAPB
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      Cheers for playing.

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      • T TPFKAPB

        I'm hearing that Reece 'Whats her name' from Legally Blonde has just been stabbed.

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        OriginalGriff
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        She is not however dead - teh whole thing was a rumour on twitter yesterday. http://rumorfix.com/2012/08/reese-witherspoon-not-stabbed-to-death/[^] Braindead however is still an option.

        Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        • D Dalek Dave

          Yes I know what is coming!

          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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          Stabbed with what?

          Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors. :)

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          • T TPFKAPB

            I'm hearing that Reece 'Whats her name' from Legally Blonde has just been stabbed.

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            Pete OHanlon
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            Is this real news or an "Ian Botham" type of news?

            *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

            "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

            CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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            • P Pete OHanlon

              Is this real news or an "Ian Botham" type of news?

              *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

              "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

              CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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              TPFKAPB
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              It's a joke. see DD's response and the reply.

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              • T TPFKAPB

                It's a joke. see DD's response and the reply.

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                Pete OHanlon
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                Oh I see. You do know that if you have to tell someone it's a joke, it really isn't, don't you?

                *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                • P Pete OHanlon

                  Oh I see. You do know that if you have to tell someone it's a joke, it really isn't, don't you?

                  *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                  "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                  CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  I realised it was a joke as soon as I saw it.

                  --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                  • T TPFKAPB

                    I'm hearing that Reece 'Whats her name' from Legally Blonde has just been stabbed.

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                    Chris Meech
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                    Congrats. You have just won Troller Of The Day award. Were it not for the humour of the posts and the size of the sucker that was caught, the awards commitee may have actually granted you prizes. :)

                    Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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                    • P Pete OHanlon

                      Oh I see. You do know that if you have to tell someone it's a joke, it really isn't, don't you?

                      *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                      "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                      CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                      Lost User
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                      But that's just perspective then. For it still remains a joke to those that "got it" :)

                      Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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                      • C Chris Meech

                        Congrats. You have just won Troller Of The Day award. Were it not for the humour of the posts and the size of the sucker that was caught, the awards commitee may have actually granted you prizes. :)

                        Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        Who was caught?

                        --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                        • T TPFKAPB

                          I'm hearing that Reece 'Whats her name' from Legally Blonde has just been stabbed.

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                          Mark_Wallace
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                          That's just hot air, so essentially it's breaking wind.

                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                          • C Chris Meech

                            Congrats. You have just won Troller Of The Day award. Were it not for the humour of the posts and the size of the sucker that was caught, the awards commitee may have actually granted you prizes. :)

                            Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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                            TPFKAPB
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                            Thank You. I would like to start by thanking my family, without who all this would not have been possible, I would also like to thank my.....

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                              But that's just perspective then. For it still remains a joke to those that "got it" :)

                              Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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                              Pete OHanlon
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                              Actually, I did figure out it was a joke - see the time difference between my post and Dave's - but it was too good an opportunity not to bring up a Botham reference.

                              *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                              "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                              CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                              • P Pete OHanlon

                                Oh I see. You do know that if you have to tell someone it's a joke, it really isn't, don't you?

                                *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                                "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                                CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                                Mark_Wallace
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                                Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                You do know that if you have to tell someone it's a joke, it really isn't, don't you?

                                Nah, that's if you have to explain it. If you have to tell someone it's a joke, he's German.

                                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                • M Mark_Wallace

                                  Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                  You do know that if you have to tell someone it's a joke, it really isn't, don't you?

                                  Nah, that's if you have to explain it. If you have to tell someone it's a joke, he's German.

                                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                  Andrei Straut
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                                  Actually I was a witness at a damn funny one, involving a German: My former boss/manager (half-Romanian, half-Canadian) was on a Skype conference with a collaborator/customer (German), I'll call him Martin Schneider. So, the conversation goes like this: Martin: "Hello, I am Martin Schneider" Boss: "Hello Martin, may I call you Martin?" Martin: "No :| " (total silence, everyone dumbfounded) Martin: "I was kidding" I s**t you not, this actually happened.

                                  Full-fledged Java/.NET lover, full-fledged PHP hater. Full-fledged Google/Microsoft lover, full-fledged Apple hater. Full-fledged Skype lover, full-fledged YM hater.

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                                    Actually I was a witness at a damn funny one, involving a German: My former boss/manager (half-Romanian, half-Canadian) was on a Skype conference with a collaborator/customer (German), I'll call him Martin Schneider. So, the conversation goes like this: Martin: "Hello, I am Martin Schneider" Boss: "Hello Martin, may I call you Martin?" Martin: "No :| " (total silence, everyone dumbfounded) Martin: "I was kidding" I s**t you not, this actually happened.

                                    Full-fledged Java/.NET lover, full-fledged PHP hater. Full-fledged Google/Microsoft lover, full-fledged Apple hater. Full-fledged Skype lover, full-fledged YM hater.

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                                    Mark_Wallace
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                                    Nice one. I hope that what he heard was "Do you mind if I call you Martin".

                                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                    • M Mark_Wallace

                                      That's just hot air, so essentially it's breaking wind.

                                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                      Mark_Wallace
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                                      Das war ein Witz, der übrigens.

                                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                      • A Andrei Straut

                                        Actually I was a witness at a damn funny one, involving a German: My former boss/manager (half-Romanian, half-Canadian) was on a Skype conference with a collaborator/customer (German), I'll call him Martin Schneider. So, the conversation goes like this: Martin: "Hello, I am Martin Schneider" Boss: "Hello Martin, may I call you Martin?" Martin: "No :| " (total silence, everyone dumbfounded) Martin: "I was kidding" I s**t you not, this actually happened.

                                        Full-fledged Java/.NET lover, full-fledged PHP hater. Full-fledged Google/Microsoft lover, full-fledged Apple hater. Full-fledged Skype lover, full-fledged YM hater.

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                                        Chris Meech
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                                        At least he didn't try to call him, Shirley. :)

                                        Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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                                        • C Chris Meech

                                          At least he didn't try to call him, Shirley. :)

                                          Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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                                          Andrei Straut
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                                          He might have got a punch to the Temple if he tried.

                                          Full-fledged Java/.NET lover, full-fledged PHP hater. Full-fledged Google/Microsoft lover, full-fledged Apple hater. Full-fledged Skype lover, full-fledged YM hater.

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