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Chuck Norris Programming Jokes.

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  • P pgroover

    Love this, unfortunately I clicked on '2' when navigating to '5' for voting and now can't change it. I wonder if Chuck will notice.., wait, he notices everything. I'd better hide.

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    pgroover wrote:

    he notices everything. I'd better hide.

    :laugh: Lol, I think he'll understand you didn't mean that. :)

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    • B BrainiacV

      Even Chuck Norris fears this[^]

      Psychosis at 10 Film at 11 Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it. Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.

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      Lol, that is oooooooo...... Bet Chuck Norris hasn't seen that.

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      • M Mark Johnston SSCGP

        Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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        Nice addition. :)

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        • J Jonathan C Dickinson

          This is starting to sound like a certain cat and a box.

          He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes. He who does not ask a question remains a fool forever. [Chineese Proverb] Jonathan C Dickinson (C# Software Engineer)

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          Jonathan C Dickinson wrote:

          starting to sound like a certain cat and a box.

          May as well throw in Heiseinberg's (sp?) principle too. (I didn't think about "throw" being appropriate until after I wrote it.)

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          • L Lost User

            Nice addition. :)

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            Yea, Chuck probably could divide by using addition.

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