Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Code Project
  1. Home
  2. The Lounge
  3. 185 Of the Day

185 Of the Day

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved The Lounge
comquestionannouncement
27 Posts 16 Posters 1 Views 1 Watching
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • W wizardzz

    Keith with the early win last time: [^]. You win David Axelrod's mustache. He will be shaving it soon[^], and well, it will need a new owner. Your new pet comes with a lot of responsibility, Keith. You'll have to feed it, groom it, take it for walks, and socialize it with other mustaches. 185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

    C Offline
    C Offline
    Chris Meech
    wrote on last edited by
    #2

    185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." The modem/wireless router combos reply, "What no access points." :)

    Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

    1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • W wizardzz

      Keith with the early win last time: [^]. You win David Axelrod's mustache. He will be shaving it soon[^], and well, it will need a new owner. Your new pet comes with a lot of responsibility, Keith. You'll have to feed it, groom it, take it for walks, and socialize it with other mustaches. 185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

      S Offline
      S Offline
      S Houghtelin
      wrote on last edited by
      #3

      See! I told you other 184 this was the wrong server!

      It was broke, so I fixed it.

      1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • W wizardzz

        Keith with the early win last time: [^]. You win David Axelrod's mustache. He will be shaving it soon[^], and well, it will need a new owner. Your new pet comes with a lot of responsibility, Keith. You'll have to feed it, groom it, take it for walks, and socialize it with other mustaches. 185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

        W Offline
        W Offline
        wizardzz
        wrote on last edited by
        #4

        185 modem/wireless router combos replied, "But, we heard this was a hotspot..."

        1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • W wizardzz

          Keith with the early win last time: [^]. You win David Axelrod's mustache. He will be shaving it soon[^], and well, it will need a new owner. Your new pet comes with a lot of responsibility, Keith. You'll have to feed it, groom it, take it for walks, and socialize it with other mustaches. 185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

          T Offline
          T Offline
          TPFKAPB
          wrote on last edited by
          #5

          "Do you serve anyone you cunt"

          W 1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • T TPFKAPB

            "Do you serve anyone you cunt"

            W Offline
            W Offline
            wizardzz
            wrote on last edited by
            #6

            I think you meant sunshine.

            1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • W wizardzz

              Keith with the early win last time: [^]. You win David Axelrod's mustache. He will be shaving it soon[^], and well, it will need a new owner. Your new pet comes with a lot of responsibility, Keith. You'll have to feed it, groom it, take it for walks, and socialize it with other mustaches. 185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

              K Offline
              K Offline
              Keith Barrow
              wrote on last edited by
              #7

              wizardzz wrote:

              185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar.
              Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you. The Routers Reply Ack."

              Not going to defend my win :laugh:

              Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
              -Or-
              A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

              W 1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • K Keith Barrow

                wizardzz wrote:

                185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar.
                Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you. The Routers Reply Ack."

                Not going to defend my win :laugh:

                Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                -Or-
                A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

                W Offline
                W Offline
                wizardzz
                wrote on last edited by
                #8

                If you can't use your prize, give it to Chris Christi, that guy looks like someone who just shaved their stache.

                1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • W wizardzz

                  Keith with the early win last time: [^]. You win David Axelrod's mustache. He will be shaving it soon[^], and well, it will need a new owner. Your new pet comes with a lot of responsibility, Keith. You'll have to feed it, groom it, take it for walks, and socialize it with other mustaches. 185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

                  A Offline
                  A Offline
                  Andrew Rissing
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #9

                  185 modem/wireless router combos reply, "No wonder we don't work anymore."

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • W wizardzz

                    Keith with the early win last time: [^]. You win David Axelrod's mustache. He will be shaving it soon[^], and well, it will need a new owner. Your new pet comes with a lot of responsibility, Keith. You'll have to feed it, groom it, take it for walks, and socialize it with other mustaches. 185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

                    A Offline
                    A Offline
                    Andrew Rissing
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #10

                    To correct Wizardzz earlier post: 185 modem/wireless router combos replied, "I guess this won't be a hotspot..."

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • W wizardzz

                      Keith with the early win last time: [^]. You win David Axelrod's mustache. He will be shaving it soon[^], and well, it will need a new owner. Your new pet comes with a lot of responsibility, Keith. You'll have to feed it, groom it, take it for walks, and socialize it with other mustaches. 185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

                      A Offline
                      A Offline
                      Andrew Rissing
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #11

                      So, I guess I've figured out where you draw your creativity from for your 185 posts. ;)

                      W 1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • W wizardzz

                        Keith with the early win last time: [^]. You win David Axelrod's mustache. He will be shaving it soon[^], and well, it will need a new owner. Your new pet comes with a lot of responsibility, Keith. You'll have to feed it, groom it, take it for walks, and socialize it with other mustaches. 185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

                        D Offline
                        D Offline
                        dexterama
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #12

                        185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you. - you're not following our protocol."

                        Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • W wizardzz

                          Keith with the early win last time: [^]. You win David Axelrod's mustache. He will be shaving it soon[^], and well, it will need a new owner. Your new pet comes with a lot of responsibility, Keith. You'll have to feed it, groom it, take it for walks, and socialize it with other mustaches. 185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

                          T Offline
                          T Offline
                          Thomas Daniels
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #13

                          The routers reply: 'Website "Sorry, can't serve you." not found.'

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • A Andrew Rissing

                            So, I guess I've figured out where you draw your creativity from for your 185 posts. ;)

                            W Offline
                            W Offline
                            wizardzz
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #14

                            I have usually taken the subject from a recent thread in the Lounge, sometimes it might not be obvious, sometimes there is an inspiration from a thread that leads to a subject; the leap nobody but myself would understand.

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • W wizardzz

                              Keith with the early win last time: [^]. You win David Axelrod's mustache. He will be shaving it soon[^], and well, it will need a new owner. Your new pet comes with a lot of responsibility, Keith. You'll have to feed it, groom it, take it for walks, and socialize it with other mustaches. 185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

                              Mike HankeyM Offline
                              Mike HankeyM Offline
                              Mike Hankey
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #15

                              How many hops to the next bar?

                              VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
                              Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

                              M T RaviBeeR 3 Replies Last reply
                              0
                              • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                                How many hops to the next bar?

                                VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
                                Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

                                M Offline
                                M Offline
                                Marco Bertschi
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #16

                                My boss just looked at me with a face like "Are you f***in' nuts?". Just because I had to laugh so hard at your post :rolleyes:

                                Chuchichäschtli

                                Mike HankeyM 1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • M Marco Bertschi

                                  My boss just looked at me with a face like "Are you f***in' nuts?". Just because I had to laugh so hard at your post :rolleyes:

                                  Chuchichäschtli

                                  Mike HankeyM Offline
                                  Mike HankeyM Offline
                                  Mike Hankey
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #17

                                  This 185 response is provided on an as-is basis... :)

                                  VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
                                  Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

                                  M 1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                                    This 185 response is provided on an as-is basis... :)

                                    VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
                                    Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

                                    M Offline
                                    M Offline
                                    Marco Bertschi
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #18

                                    Have 5+ again... :thumbsup:

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                                      How many hops to the next bar?

                                      VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
                                      Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

                                      T Offline
                                      T Offline
                                      Thomas Daniels
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #19

                                      Mike Hankey wrote:

                                      How many hops to the next bar?

                                      The bartender replies: "185 hops!"

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      • W wizardzz

                                        Keith with the early win last time: [^]. You win David Axelrod's mustache. He will be shaving it soon[^], and well, it will need a new owner. Your new pet comes with a lot of responsibility, Keith. You'll have to feed it, groom it, take it for walks, and socialize it with other mustaches. 185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

                                        S Offline
                                        S Offline
                                        Simon_Whale
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #20

                                        No worries, well get back to downloading pompey boys pron :(

                                        Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        • W wizardzz

                                          Keith with the early win last time: [^]. You win David Axelrod's mustache. He will be shaving it soon[^], and well, it will need a new owner. Your new pet comes with a lot of responsibility, Keith. You'll have to feed it, groom it, take it for walks, and socialize it with other mustaches. 185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

                                          A Offline
                                          A Offline
                                          AspDotNetDev
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #21

                                          185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." The combos reply, "But this packet said you were bi-friendly; can we negotiate?"

                                          Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          0
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Don't have an account? Register

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups