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  • T TPFKAPB

    "Do you serve anyone you cunt"

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    wizardzz
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    I think you meant sunshine.

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      Keith with the early win last time: [^]. You win David Axelrod's mustache. He will be shaving it soon[^], and well, it will need a new owner. Your new pet comes with a lot of responsibility, Keith. You'll have to feed it, groom it, take it for walks, and socialize it with other mustaches. 185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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      Keith Barrow
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      wizardzz wrote:

      185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar.
      Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you. The Routers Reply Ack."

      Not going to defend my win :laugh:

      Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
      -Or-
      A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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        wizardzz wrote:

        185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar.
        Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you. The Routers Reply Ack."

        Not going to defend my win :laugh:

        Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
        -Or-
        A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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        wizardzz
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        If you can't use your prize, give it to Chris Christi, that guy looks like someone who just shaved their stache.

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        • W wizardzz

          Keith with the early win last time: [^]. You win David Axelrod's mustache. He will be shaving it soon[^], and well, it will need a new owner. Your new pet comes with a lot of responsibility, Keith. You'll have to feed it, groom it, take it for walks, and socialize it with other mustaches. 185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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          Andrew Rissing
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          185 modem/wireless router combos reply, "No wonder we don't work anymore."

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          • W wizardzz

            Keith with the early win last time: [^]. You win David Axelrod's mustache. He will be shaving it soon[^], and well, it will need a new owner. Your new pet comes with a lot of responsibility, Keith. You'll have to feed it, groom it, take it for walks, and socialize it with other mustaches. 185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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            Andrew Rissing
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            To correct Wizardzz earlier post: 185 modem/wireless router combos replied, "I guess this won't be a hotspot..."

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            • W wizardzz

              Keith with the early win last time: [^]. You win David Axelrod's mustache. He will be shaving it soon[^], and well, it will need a new owner. Your new pet comes with a lot of responsibility, Keith. You'll have to feed it, groom it, take it for walks, and socialize it with other mustaches. 185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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              Andrew Rissing
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              So, I guess I've figured out where you draw your creativity from for your 185 posts. ;)

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              • W wizardzz

                Keith with the early win last time: [^]. You win David Axelrod's mustache. He will be shaving it soon[^], and well, it will need a new owner. Your new pet comes with a lot of responsibility, Keith. You'll have to feed it, groom it, take it for walks, and socialize it with other mustaches. 185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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                dexterama
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                185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you. - you're not following our protocol."

                Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

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                • W wizardzz

                  Keith with the early win last time: [^]. You win David Axelrod's mustache. He will be shaving it soon[^], and well, it will need a new owner. Your new pet comes with a lot of responsibility, Keith. You'll have to feed it, groom it, take it for walks, and socialize it with other mustaches. 185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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                  Thomas Daniels
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                  The routers reply: 'Website "Sorry, can't serve you." not found.'

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                  • A Andrew Rissing

                    So, I guess I've figured out where you draw your creativity from for your 185 posts. ;)

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                    wizardzz
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                    I have usually taken the subject from a recent thread in the Lounge, sometimes it might not be obvious, sometimes there is an inspiration from a thread that leads to a subject; the leap nobody but myself would understand.

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                    • W wizardzz

                      Keith with the early win last time: [^]. You win David Axelrod's mustache. He will be shaving it soon[^], and well, it will need a new owner. Your new pet comes with a lot of responsibility, Keith. You'll have to feed it, groom it, take it for walks, and socialize it with other mustaches. 185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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                      Mike Hankey
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                      How many hops to the next bar?

                      VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
                      Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

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                      • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                        How many hops to the next bar?

                        VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
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                        Marco Bertschi
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                        My boss just looked at me with a face like "Are you f***in' nuts?". Just because I had to laugh so hard at your post :rolleyes:

                        Chuchichäschtli

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                        • M Marco Bertschi

                          My boss just looked at me with a face like "Are you f***in' nuts?". Just because I had to laugh so hard at your post :rolleyes:

                          Chuchichäschtli

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                          Mike Hankey
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                          This 185 response is provided on an as-is basis... :)

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                          • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                            This 185 response is provided on an as-is basis... :)

                            VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
                            Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

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                            Marco Bertschi
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                            Have 5+ again... :thumbsup:

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                            • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                              How many hops to the next bar?

                              VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
                              Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

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                              Thomas Daniels
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                              Mike Hankey wrote:

                              How many hops to the next bar?

                              The bartender replies: "185 hops!"

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                                Keith with the early win last time: [^]. You win David Axelrod's mustache. He will be shaving it soon[^], and well, it will need a new owner. Your new pet comes with a lot of responsibility, Keith. You'll have to feed it, groom it, take it for walks, and socialize it with other mustaches. 185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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                                Simon_Whale
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                                No worries, well get back to downloading pompey boys pron :(

                                Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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                                  Keith with the early win last time: [^]. You win David Axelrod's mustache. He will be shaving it soon[^], and well, it will need a new owner. Your new pet comes with a lot of responsibility, Keith. You'll have to feed it, groom it, take it for walks, and socialize it with other mustaches. 185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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                                  AspDotNetDev
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                                  185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." The combos reply, "But this packet said you were bi-friendly; can we negotiate?"

                                  Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                    Keith with the early win last time: [^]. You win David Axelrod's mustache. He will be shaving it soon[^], and well, it will need a new owner. Your new pet comes with a lot of responsibility, Keith. You'll have to feed it, groom it, take it for walks, and socialize it with other mustaches. 185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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                                    Gary Wheeler
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                                    "Oh. We didn't know this was a Time Warner bar." Yes, I've been having difficulties with my Time Warner broadband service.

                                    Software Zen: delete this;

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                                      Keith with the early win last time: [^]. You win David Axelrod's mustache. He will be shaving it soon[^], and well, it will need a new owner. Your new pet comes with a lot of responsibility, Keith. You'll have to feed it, groom it, take it for walks, and socialize it with other mustaches. 185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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                                      Sasha Laurel
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                                      185 modem/wireless router combos do and say nothing only BLINK, BLINK, BLINK

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                                        "Oh. We didn't know this was a Time Warner bar." Yes, I've been having difficulties with my Time Warner broadband service.

                                        Software Zen: delete this;

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                                        Andrew Rissing
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                                        Maybe you need a new modem/wireless router?

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                                        • A Andrew Rissing

                                          Maybe you need a new modem/wireless router?

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                                          Gary Wheeler
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                                          I went to our 'local' Time Warner office (25 miles away) and got a new cable modem a couple weeks ago. This week I bought a new router.

                                          Software Zen: delete this;

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