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  • M Mark_Wallace

    TPFKAPB wrote:

    Bookmarked so I can come back and downvote you later.

    Hey, don't you get rep points for bookmarking?

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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    Lost User
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    Ah yes, boot-leg reputation points! Come to papa!

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    • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

      I'm saving a 1 with your name on it for posing a childish joke. :)

      VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
      Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

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      I'll cry if you do.

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        Oh...that's dirty. Like a really good Martini.

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        I have perfected the Dry Martini - four parts gin, then wave the glass in the direction of Italy.


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        • L Lost User

          My plans may have not been as thoroughly bullet-proof as I'd hoped. :~

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          OriginalGriff
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          You gotta think these Evil Plans through...

          If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • N Nagy Vilmos

            I have perfected the Dry Martini - four parts gin, then wave the glass in the direction of Italy.


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            Lost User
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            [MehGerbil votes alcohol abuse]

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              You gotta think these Evil Plans through...

              If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

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              Lost User
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              Will you teach me how to be evil?

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                Will you teach me how to be evil?

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                OriginalGriff
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                You're going to need some equipment: 1) A cat. 2) A Secret Volcano Base. Give me a yell when you have them both.

                If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  [MehGerbil votes alcohol abuse]

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                  Nagy Vilmos
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                  How can non-dilution be abuse?:confused:


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  • L Lost User

                    I'll cry if you do.

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                    Mike Hankey
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                    Group hug. :)

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      You're going to need some equipment: 1) A cat. 2) A Secret Volcano Base. Give me a yell when you have them both.

                      If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

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                      Nagy Vilmos
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                      We've seen your pussy, but what about your rocks?


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      • L Lost User

                        Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Knock Knock. Who is there? Orange you glad I didn't say apple again? Go ahead. Downvote me for a bad joke. LOL! I win.

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                        Keith Barrow
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                        Others are bookmarking you now. Personally, I'm just going to go on a random univoting spree once it is back up and running. Not entirely random of course, here is my hitlist[^] ;P

                        Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                        -Or-
                        A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                        • K Keith Barrow

                          Others are bookmarking you now. Personally, I'm just going to go on a random univoting spree once it is back up and running. Not entirely random of course, here is my hitlist[^] ;P

                          Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                          -Or-
                          A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                          Lost User
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                          Yeah, well you obviously share the same hitlist with about half the people here. However, for now I have free reign to abuse as I see fit. You are a poo-poo head. *evil laugh*

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                          • N Nagy Vilmos

                            How can non-dilution be abuse?:confused:


                            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                            Lost User
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                            I attended public school in the USA. Your references to chemistry have confused me.

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                              I attended public school in the USA. Your references to chemistry have confused me.

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                              Nagy Vilmos
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                              Public or not, your downfall was going to a Septic School.


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                              • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                                Group hug. :)

                                VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
                                Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

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                                Corporal Agarn
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                                MIND BLEACH!

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                                • N Nagy Vilmos

                                  I have perfected the Dry Martini - four parts gin, then wave the glass in the direction of Italy.


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                  Jorgen Andersson
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                                  You forgot the olive on the side. And it should be France, really[^]. The Vermouth you don't use should be the best.

                                  People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

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                                    Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Knock Knock. Who is there? Orange you glad I didn't say apple again? Go ahead. Downvote me for a bad joke. LOL! I win.

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                                    Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Here, have my money. Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Here, have my money. Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Here, have my money. Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Haven't I already given you money several times without getting anything else? NON-BELIEVER! Sorry, here, have my money. Knock Knock...

                                    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                                      We've seen your pussy, but what about your rocks?


                                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                      OriginalGriff
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                                      Shh! It's a secret

                                      If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

                                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                        Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Here, have my money. Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Here, have my money. Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Here, have my money. Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Haven't I already given you money several times without getting anything else? NON-BELIEVER! Sorry, here, have my money. Knock Knock...

                                        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                                        Lost User
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                                        You'd have probably gotten about 10 upvotes for this on a regular day. The no-voting policy is costing you big.

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                                        • L Lost User

                                          Collin Jasnoch wrote:

                                          It being a bad joke is one thing.. But you did not even tell it corectly:~

                                          Someone call a WAAAAAAMBULANCE. ^ Oh look, I can be rude now as well. :-D Yes people, at teh Code Project we now have total freedom!

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                                          Marco Bertschi
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                                          MehGerbil wrote:

                                          Yes people, at teh Code Project we now have total freedom!

                                          Chris Maunder is still able kick you out I suppose. Or this function has a bug too which would be good on the one side (free speech including harassing, blaming posts about your boss, beer-addicted smokers as I am one, your friends wife et cetera) and bad on the other side (Where to go with the sockpuppets?).

                                          MehGerbil wrote:

                                          Someone call a WAAAAAAMBULANCE.

                                          :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: Have virtual 5 up for this.

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