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My god, i'm tired of Human compilers

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  • J Jimmy Savile

    VitorHugoGarcia wrote:

    Whats the fuzz ?

    The Police Force.

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    This is a police warning: Look out, the Fuzz!

    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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      This is a police warning: Look out, the Fuzz!

      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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      Nagy Vilmos
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      I'm sorry, I'll read that again.


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      • _ _Vitor Garcia_

        Whats the point of coming to CP ask for a complete application source code ? Like "Give me the code to do this application" or something like that ? Whats the fuzz ? Are we an endangered specie and the ability to think is decreasing ? Don't take me wrong, I'm just sad because daily questions repeating the above mentioned. Do you think I'm picking ? Sorry for me English. I know it is really bad. :-D PS - Can you give the source code for an app so i could click on a button and make a cup of coffee for me ? ... and drink it ? (ill do the processing :omg: )

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        jim lahey
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        VitorHugoGarcia wrote:

        Sorry for me English.

        I wouldn't worry about your English, it reads perfectly well. So well in fact that you write with a slight Yorkshire accent.

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        • R Rob Grainger

          VitorHugoGarcia wrote:

          Whats the fuzz ? Are we an endangered specie and the ability to think is decreasing ?

          I don't know, but I can certainly see evidence of the deterioration of our grammar and spelling.

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          _Vitor Garcia_
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          Touchê ! If you could send me sc to translate from portuguese to english ill be glad to learn from it, but be aware i dont trust translators :doh:

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          • N Nagy Vilmos

            I'm sorry, I'll read that again.


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            Lost User
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            Could well be. I just know I heard it on one of my dad's radio comedy tapes many, many years ago and it has stuck with me ever since.

            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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            • P Pete OHanlon

              Thet aren't human compilers; they are code remora. They attach themselves to people with ability and they try to suck knowledge without bringing comprehension to the party.

              VitorHugoGarcia wrote:

              PS - Can you give the source code for an app so i could click on a button and make a cup of coffee for me ?

              No. No programming questions in the lounge.

              *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

              "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

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              RaviBee
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              Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

              they try to suck knowledge

              I wish that's what they did - all they usually seem to want is code they can blindly plug into their project. :( /ravi

              My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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              • RaviBeeR RaviBee

                Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                they try to suck knowledge

                I wish that's what they did - all they usually seem to want is code they can blindly plug into their project. :( /ravi

                My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                That's why I added that they don't bring comprehension to the party.

                *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                • J jim lahey

                  VitorHugoGarcia wrote:

                  Sorry for me English.

                  I wouldn't worry about your English, it reads perfectly well. So well in fact that you write with a slight Yorkshire accent.

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                  _Vitor Garcia_
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                  TY! I love the me thing :)

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                  • _ _Vitor Garcia_

                    Touchê ! If you could send me sc to translate from portuguese to english ill be glad to learn from it, but be aware i dont trust translators :doh:

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                    Rob Grainger
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                    Desculpe, eu percebi Que se Você. Nao estivesse usando SUA Língua Nativa, eu térios atenuado pelos Críticos. (Sorry, had I realised you were not using your native tongue, I'd have mitigated by criticism, as mangled by Google Translate) PS. Had I bothered looking at your name, I may have hazarded a guess, mea culpa.

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                    • R Rob Grainger

                      Desculpe, eu percebi Que se Você. Nao estivesse usando SUA Língua Nativa, eu térios atenuado pelos Críticos. (Sorry, had I realised you were not using your native tongue, I'd have mitigated by criticism, as mangled by Google Translate) PS. Had I bothered looking at your name, I may have hazarded a guess, mea culpa.

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                      _Vitor Garcia_
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                      No worry's Rob, no need to apologize as i'm aware of me :cool: english limitations. I just hope me :cool: english isn't as bad as your translated Portuguese. And again, i don't trust translators X| Best regards, Vítor

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