RIP Stewie

Dalek Dave

How do you loose a cat? Do they less the tension on the bolts or something?

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Jimmy Savile

Get over yourself.

Nagy Vilmos

I guess they remove a nut.

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

OriginalGriff

The easy way is (apparently) to stop kissing it on the nose. According to Herself, this allows the ears to work loose and then the head falls off. That's her excuse and she is sticking to it.

If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

Nagy Vilmos

I agree, cat fur is too itchy.

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Manfred Rudolf Bihy

Ahhh, I now I understand your preoccupation with micropenises. Small pussy indeed, sir! ;P

"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

Ron White, Comedian

Nagy Vilmos

This from a man who tells his wife he has to push the sheep around...

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Roger Wright

A spanner on the nuts will do it.

Will Rogers never met me.

Roger Wright

Not if you blanch and peel 'em first.

Will Rogers never met me.

OriginalGriff

Well they don't have wheels on 'em, you know!

If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

Nagy Vilmos

But why are their eyes watering?

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

OriginalGriff

The wind is cold and quite strong today.

If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

fjdiewornncalwe

Left or right?

I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

leppie

Manfred R. Bihy wrote:

micropenises

The correct term is microphallus ;p

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Manfred Rudolf Bihy

leppie wrote:

The correct term is microphallus

That may be as it may, but "micro penis" is the word DD used. FYR: http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4182089/Re-Top-Lulzsec-hackers-arrested-in-FBI-swoop.aspx[^]. Cheers! My memory is a curse sometimes! :-D

"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

Ron White, Comedian

R Giskard Reventlov

It's a dead cat. That's all. Get over it or buy another one. :)

"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

Argonia

Why buying when you can save some cutie from the streets. Its more rewarding :)

R Giskard Reventlov

Indeed: why pay 25 for a perfectly healthy kitten when I can pick up some feral, flea ridden moggie from the local rubbish dump and let my kids loose with it. :)

"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me