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The problem of being a programmer

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  • C c2423

    True, but if the spec is incomplete you really shouldn't be making stuff up and hoping for the best. The case above was clearly wrong because he decided to make stuff up when he didn't understand the aim of the spec. However you look at it, formally written spec or not, he needed to clarify first before coding up something useless. Extrapolating to a longer piece of code, you couldn't employ someone like that because they'd go off and code something useless and you'd only find out weeks later.

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    Emmanuel Medina
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    You do know that it doesn't matter, simply because it was an elephanting joke right?

    If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right - Henry Ford Emmanuel Medina Lopez

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    • O Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer

      Mum told me Go to the market and get me a bottle of jam. If they have eggs get six I came back with six bottles of jam and she was like "WTF? Why did you buy six bottles of jam" My responds "They have eggs!"

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      TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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      Did Leslie Nielsen tell you that?

      If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
      You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
      Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

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      • S Single Step Debugger

        Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs. But you cant do that these days. Too many elephanting security cameras. :sigh:

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        Ashley van Gerven
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        See, out of every bad joke comes a joke that can only be better :)

        "For fifty bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow." - George Costanza

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        • O Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer

          Mum told me Go to the market and get me a bottle of jam. If they have eggs get six I came back with six bottles of jam and she was like "WTF? Why did you buy six bottles of jam" My responds "They have eggs!"

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          Ashley van Gerven
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          So you mean given an *ambiguous* choice between jam & eggs, programmers will fail to ask the question at the opportune time and when the crunch time comes they will choose jam? Is there substantiating evidence for this hypothesis? ;P I've never seen a bottle of jam.. this programmer *is* good!

          "For fifty bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow." - George Costanza

          CP article: SmartPager - a Flickr-style pager control with go-to-page popup layer.

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