The problem of being a programmer
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Mum told me Go to the market and get me a bottle of jam. If they have eggs get six I came back with six bottles of jam and she was like "WTF? Why did you buy six bottles of jam" My responds "They have eggs!"
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$jam = 1;
if(true)
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$jam = 6;
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I'm pretty sure this was posted in the last couple of weeks.
I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
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$jam = 1;
if(true)
{
$jam = 6;
} -
Mum told me Go to the market and get me a bottle of jam. If they have eggs get six I came back with six bottles of jam and she was like "WTF? Why did you buy six bottles of jam" My responds "They have eggs!"
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Oh! Maybe it is sold in bottles here! Beside bottles, jars :omg:
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I'm pretty sure this was posted in the last couple of weeks.
I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easierAnd Posted...
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The problem of being a programmer.......is that they tend to flood codeproject with old jokes they have found on the web.
And that's what makes it go round :-D
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And that's what makes it go round :-D
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Mum told me Go to the market and get me a bottle of jam. If they have eggs get six I came back with six bottles of jam and she was like "WTF? Why did you buy six bottles of jam" My responds "They have eggs!"
Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs. But you cant do that these days. Too many elephanting security cameras. :sigh:
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Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs. But you cant do that these days. Too many elephanting security cameras. :sigh:
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
Got that dude! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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:doh:
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Got that dude! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
If you use the word 'dude' again, you can pay part* of my bar bill. * The gin part.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
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If you use the word 'dude' again, you can pay part* of my bar bill. * The gin part.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol :wtf:
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If you use the word 'dude' again, you can pay part* of my bar bill. * The gin part.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Go ahead homey.
cheers Marco Bertschi
You have absolutely no idea how glad I am that I have no idea at all. - OriginalGriff I'm at peace with the world and myself. - Me
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Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol :wtf:
Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer wrote:
:WTF:
You don't really know his story, right?
cheers Marco Bertschi
You have absolutely no idea how glad I am that I have no idea at all. - OriginalGriff I'm at peace with the world and myself. - Me
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No. $jam=1; if(GotEggs) { GetSix(); } Any competent programmer would ask what GetSix should do.
GetSix(&$jam)
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$jam = 6;
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Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer wrote:
:WTF:
You don't really know his story, right?
cheers Marco Bertschi
You have absolutely no idea how glad I am that I have no idea at all. - OriginalGriff I'm at peace with the world and myself. - Me
No! Please update me
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Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer wrote:
:WTF:
You don't really know his story, right?
cheers Marco Bertschi
You have absolutely no idea how glad I am that I have no idea at all. - OriginalGriff I'm at peace with the world and myself. - Me
I'll be gentle to start with, just one day's worth...
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
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No! Please update me
Several CPians have suped, few have survived...
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol