The problem of being a programmer
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Mum told me Go to the market and get me a bottle of jam. If they have eggs get six I came back with six bottles of jam and she was like "WTF? Why did you buy six bottles of jam" My responds "They have eggs!"
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Mum told me Go to the market and get me a bottle of jam. If they have eggs get six I came back with six bottles of jam and she was like "WTF? Why did you buy six bottles of jam" My responds "They have eggs!"
I'm pretty sure this was posted in the last couple of weeks.
I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
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$jam = 1;
if(true)
{
$jam = 6;
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I'm pretty sure this was posted in the last couple of weeks.
I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
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$jam = 1;
if(true)
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$jam = 6;
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Mum told me Go to the market and get me a bottle of jam. If they have eggs get six I came back with six bottles of jam and she was like "WTF? Why did you buy six bottles of jam" My responds "They have eggs!"
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Oh! Maybe it is sold in bottles here! Beside bottles, jars :omg:
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I'm pretty sure this was posted in the last couple of weeks.
I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easierAnd Posted...
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The problem of being a programmer.......is that they tend to flood codeproject with old jokes they have found on the web.
And that's what makes it go round :-D
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And that's what makes it go round :-D
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Mum told me Go to the market and get me a bottle of jam. If they have eggs get six I came back with six bottles of jam and she was like "WTF? Why did you buy six bottles of jam" My responds "They have eggs!"
Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs. But you cant do that these days. Too many elephanting security cameras. :sigh:
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Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs. But you cant do that these days. Too many elephanting security cameras. :sigh:
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
Got that dude! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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:doh:
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Got that dude! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
If you use the word 'dude' again, you can pay part* of my bar bill. * The gin part.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
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If you use the word 'dude' again, you can pay part* of my bar bill. * The gin part.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol :wtf:
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If you use the word 'dude' again, you can pay part* of my bar bill. * The gin part.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Go ahead homey.
cheers Marco Bertschi
You have absolutely no idea how glad I am that I have no idea at all. - OriginalGriff I'm at peace with the world and myself. - Me
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Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol :wtf:
Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer wrote:
:WTF:
You don't really know his story, right?
cheers Marco Bertschi
You have absolutely no idea how glad I am that I have no idea at all. - OriginalGriff I'm at peace with the world and myself. - Me
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No. $jam=1; if(GotEggs) { GetSix(); } Any competent programmer would ask what GetSix should do.
GetSix(&$jam)
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$jam = 6;
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Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer wrote:
:WTF:
You don't really know his story, right?
cheers Marco Bertschi
You have absolutely no idea how glad I am that I have no idea at all. - OriginalGriff I'm at peace with the world and myself. - Me
No! Please update me
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Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer wrote:
:WTF:
You don't really know his story, right?
cheers Marco Bertschi
You have absolutely no idea how glad I am that I have no idea at all. - OriginalGriff I'm at peace with the world and myself. - Me
I'll be gentle to start with, just one day's worth...
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol