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  • O Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer

    Mum told me Go to the market and get me a bottle of jam. If they have eggs get six I came back with six bottles of jam and she was like "WTF? Why did you buy six bottles of jam" My responds "They have eggs!"

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    c2423
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    I don't get it?

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    • O Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer

      Mum told me Go to the market and get me a bottle of jam. If they have eggs get six I came back with six bottles of jam and she was like "WTF? Why did you buy six bottles of jam" My responds "They have eggs!"

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      Dalek Dave
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      Jam comes in Jars. Plus it is older than Methuselah.

      --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. CCC Link[^]

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      • O Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer

        Mum told me Go to the market and get me a bottle of jam. If they have eggs get six I came back with six bottles of jam and she was like "WTF? Why did you buy six bottles of jam" My responds "They have eggs!"

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        Pete OHanlon
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        I'm pretty sure this was posted in the last couple of weeks.

        I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
        CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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          I don't get it?

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          Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer
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          $jam = 1;
          if(true)
          {
          $jam = 6;
          }

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            I'm pretty sure this was posted in the last couple of weeks.

            I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
            CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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            Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer
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            :-D

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            • O Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer

              $jam = 1;
              if(true)
              {
              $jam = 6;
              }

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              c2423
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              No. $jam=1; if(GotEggs) { GetSix(); } Any competent programmer would ask what GetSix should do.

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              • O Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer

                Mum told me Go to the market and get me a bottle of jam. If they have eggs get six I came back with six bottles of jam and she was like "WTF? Why did you buy six bottles of jam" My responds "They have eggs!"

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                Lost User
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                The problem of being a programmer.......is that they tend to flood codeproject with old jokes they have found on the web.

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                  Jam comes in Jars. Plus it is older than Methuselah.

                  --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. CCC Link[^]

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                  Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer
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                  Oh! Maybe it is sold in bottles here! Beside bottles, jars :omg:

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                  • P Pete OHanlon

                    I'm pretty sure this was posted in the last couple of weeks.

                    I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
                    CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                    Corporal Agarn
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                    And Posted...

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                    • L Lost User

                      The problem of being a programmer.......is that they tend to flood codeproject with old jokes they have found on the web.

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                      Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer
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                      And that's what makes it go round :-D

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                      • O Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer

                        And that's what makes it go round :-D

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                        Lost User
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                        Syphilis goes round too, doesn't necessarily make it a good thing.

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                        • O Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer

                          Mum told me Go to the market and get me a bottle of jam. If they have eggs get six I came back with six bottles of jam and she was like "WTF? Why did you buy six bottles of jam" My responds "They have eggs!"

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                          Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs. But you cant do that these days. Too many elephanting security cameras. :sigh:

                          There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                            Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs. But you cant do that these days. Too many elephanting security cameras. :sigh:

                            There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                            Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer
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                            Got that dude! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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                              Syphilis goes round too, doesn't necessarily make it a good thing.

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                              Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer
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                              :doh:

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                              • O Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer

                                Got that dude! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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                                Nagy Vilmos
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                                If you use the word 'dude' again, you can pay part* of my bar bill. * The gin part.

                                Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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                                  If you use the word 'dude' again, you can pay part* of my bar bill. * The gin part.

                                  Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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                                  Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer
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                                  Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol :wtf:

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                                    If you use the word 'dude' again, you can pay part* of my bar bill. * The gin part.

                                    Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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                                    Marco Bertschi
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                                    Go ahead homey.

                                    cheers Marco Bertschi


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                                    • O Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer

                                      Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol :wtf:

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                                      Marco Bertschi
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                                      Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer wrote:

                                      :WTF:

                                      You don't really know his story, right?

                                      cheers Marco Bertschi


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                                      You have absolutely no idea how glad I am that I have no idea at all. - OriginalGriff I'm at peace with the world and myself. - Me

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                                        No. $jam=1; if(GotEggs) { GetSix(); } Any competent programmer would ask what GetSix should do.

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                                        Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer
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                                        GetSix(&$jam)
                                        {
                                        $jam = 6;
                                        }

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                                        • M Marco Bertschi

                                          Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer wrote:

                                          :WTF:

                                          You don't really know his story, right?

                                          cheers Marco Bertschi


                                          Twitter | Articles


                                          You have absolutely no idea how glad I am that I have no idea at all. - OriginalGriff I'm at peace with the world and myself. - Me

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                                          Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer
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                                          No! Please update me

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