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    Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer
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    Mum told me Go to the market and get me a bottle of jam. If they have eggs get six I came back with six bottles of jam and she was like "WTF? Why did you buy six bottles of jam" My responds "They have eggs!"

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      Mum told me Go to the market and get me a bottle of jam. If they have eggs get six I came back with six bottles of jam and she was like "WTF? Why did you buy six bottles of jam" My responds "They have eggs!"

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      Pete OHanlon
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      I'm pretty sure this was posted in the last couple of weeks.

      I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
      CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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        Mum told me Go to the market and get me a bottle of jam. If they have eggs get six I came back with six bottles of jam and she was like "WTF? Why did you buy six bottles of jam" My responds "They have eggs!"

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        c2423
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        I don't get it?

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          Mum told me Go to the market and get me a bottle of jam. If they have eggs get six I came back with six bottles of jam and she was like "WTF? Why did you buy six bottles of jam" My responds "They have eggs!"

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          Dalek Dave
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          Jam comes in Jars. Plus it is older than Methuselah.

          --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. CCC Link[^]

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            I don't get it?

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            Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer
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            $jam = 1;
            if(true)
            {
            $jam = 6;
            }

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              I'm pretty sure this was posted in the last couple of weeks.

              I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
              CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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              Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer
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              :-D

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                $jam = 1;
                if(true)
                {
                $jam = 6;
                }

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                No. $jam=1; if(GotEggs) { GetSix(); } Any competent programmer would ask what GetSix should do.

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                • O Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer

                  Mum told me Go to the market and get me a bottle of jam. If they have eggs get six I came back with six bottles of jam and she was like "WTF? Why did you buy six bottles of jam" My responds "They have eggs!"

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                  Lost User
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                  The problem of being a programmer.......is that they tend to flood codeproject with old jokes they have found on the web.

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                    Jam comes in Jars. Plus it is older than Methuselah.

                    --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. CCC Link[^]

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                    Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer
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                    Oh! Maybe it is sold in bottles here! Beside bottles, jars :omg:

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                      I'm pretty sure this was posted in the last couple of weeks.

                      I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
                      CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                      Corporal Agarn
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                      And Posted...

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                        The problem of being a programmer.......is that they tend to flood codeproject with old jokes they have found on the web.

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                        Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer
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                        And that's what makes it go round :-D

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                          And that's what makes it go round :-D

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                          Lost User
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                          Syphilis goes round too, doesn't necessarily make it a good thing.

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                            Mum told me Go to the market and get me a bottle of jam. If they have eggs get six I came back with six bottles of jam and she was like "WTF? Why did you buy six bottles of jam" My responds "They have eggs!"

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                            Single Step Debugger
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                            Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs. But you cant do that these days. Too many elephanting security cameras. :sigh:

                            There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                              Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs. But you cant do that these days. Too many elephanting security cameras. :sigh:

                              There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                              Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer
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                              Got that dude! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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                                Syphilis goes round too, doesn't necessarily make it a good thing.

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                                Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer
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                                :doh:

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                                  Got that dude! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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                                  Nagy Vilmos
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                                  If you use the word 'dude' again, you can pay part* of my bar bill. * The gin part.

                                  Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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                                    If you use the word 'dude' again, you can pay part* of my bar bill. * The gin part.

                                    Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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                                    Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer
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                                    Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol :wtf:

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                                      If you use the word 'dude' again, you can pay part* of my bar bill. * The gin part.

                                      Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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                                      Marco Bertschi
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                                      Go ahead homey.

                                      cheers Marco Bertschi


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                                        Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol :wtf:

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                                        Marco Bertschi
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                                        Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer wrote:

                                        :WTF:

                                        You don't really know his story, right?

                                        cheers Marco Bertschi


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                                          No. $jam=1; if(GotEggs) { GetSix(); } Any competent programmer would ask what GetSix should do.

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                                          GetSix(&$jam)
                                          {
                                          $jam = 6;
                                          }

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