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    realJSOP
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    I dislike jQuery.

    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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    • realJSOPR realJSOP

      I dislike jQuery.

      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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      I dislike .. women? No wait, are you sure this is a universal rule?

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        I dislike .. women? No wait, are you sure this is a universal rule?

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        realJSOP
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        Women aren't jQuery. If you don't like women, you're probably query...

        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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        • realJSOPR realJSOP

          I dislike jQuery.

          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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          dusty_dex
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          Yup, me too. In fact I'm getting to really dislike Javascript for causing the current explosion in framework diorrohea. Why can't we have a new scripting language for the web? This is nuts.

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            Yup, me too. In fact I'm getting to really dislike Javascript for causing the current explosion in framework diorrohea. Why can't we have a new scripting language for the web? This is nuts.

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            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dart_(programming_language)[^]

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            • realJSOPR realJSOP

              I dislike jQuery.

              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
              -----
              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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              Mike Hankey
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              JQuery is difficult to understand but it is very powerful and the benefits are great. I bought a book that really helped me and when I googled for a link to the book I found the eBook online for free, google "beginning javascript and css development with jquery pdf". It's a very basic book but really helped me.

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              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                I dislike jQuery.

                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                -----
                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                Filipe Moreira de Oliveira
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                Often I catch me willing to give up coding and go sell coconuts on the beach. But that's temporary. It's already passed. :)

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                  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dart_(programming_language)[^]

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                  dusty_dex
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                  Interesting. I'll take a closer look at it when I can find the time. :thumbsup:

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                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                    I dislike jQuery.

                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                    -----
                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                    DaveAuld
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                    What is it that you don't like about it?

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                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                      I dislike jQuery.

                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                      -----
                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                      Mladen Jankovic
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                      I like it more then JavaScript, which I hate, if that makes sense :)

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                        What is it that you don't like about it?

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                        SoMad
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                        It is probably because everything is 'j' this and 'j' that and people think JSOP is a jQuery plugin. :-O Soren Madsen

                        "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                          Often I catch me willing to give up coding and go sell coconuts on the beach. But that's temporary. It's already passed. :)

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                          PIEBALDconsult
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                          I picture myself selling beer in a shack on a pier on some Carribean island. Preferably my own island so I get a better class of clientelle.

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                            I dislike .. women? No wait, are you sure this is a universal rule?

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                            Lost User
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                            Yeah... perhaps it should be restated as "We dislike what we'd like/care to understand but can't". :laugh: (or something like that).

                            Anything that could possibly go wrong in some moment, will definitely go wrong in the worst possible moment...
                            In the worst way that could be possible!

                            –Finagle's corollary to Murphy's Law (paraphrased).

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                            • realJSOPR realJSOP

                              I dislike jQuery.

                              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                              -----
                              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                              -----
                              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                              Matthew Faithfull
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                              We fear what we do not understand and some people hate what they fear, others are motivated to overcome the fear by trying to understand. When they have the understanding then familiarity breeds contempt. I prefer to skip all that nonsense and simply despise jQuery from the off for its association with JavaScript X| Saves a lot of time effort and disappointment that way.

                              "The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage." Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)

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                              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                I dislike jQuery.

                                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                -----
                                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                -----
                                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                Brady Kelly
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                                I dislike Erlang in that case. Until I finally finish my self teaching course.

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                                  It is probably because everything is 'j' this and 'j' that and people think JSOP is a jQuery plugin. :-O Soren Madsen

                                  "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                                  Filipe Moreira de Oliveira
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                                  I also used to hate jQuery... Today I know the basics of it and it's being a lot helpful. Thankfully there're docs so I can get myself around. :laugh: But I agree completely to @dusty_dex: In fact I'm getting to really dislike Javascript for causing the current explosion in framework diorrohea. X| Anyway, I don't understand women too. I hope your rule isn't universal as told harold aptroot. :doh:

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                                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                    I dislike jQuery.

                                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                    -----
                                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                    -----
                                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                    AspDotNetDev
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                                    Do yourself a favor and learn the hell out of it. jQuery is the only reason I dislike JavaScript less than I dislike VB. :rolleyes:

                                    Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                      I dislike jQuery.

                                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                      -----
                                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                      -----
                                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                      Lost User
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                                      I don't understand you.

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