Damn tests on the Internet!!!

Rickard Andersson20

A friend to me gave me a link to a "Sex and Love Test - How good lover are you?". I entred some data... some TRUE data about my sex life etc!!... So then I came to the last button, I pressed it, waited for the page to load.... and "Results has been sent by e-mail to... think back... who gave you this link..." :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: I will NEVER do any tests again!!!! :mad::mad: Är du svensk? Klicka här: http://gud.us/love.php?sida=15604[^] Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

Paul Watson

Rickard Andersson wrote: I entred some data... some TRUE data about my sex life etc!!... As opposed to made up stuff like 10 times in one hour and 12 incher? So if you knew from the begining that the results would be sent to your friend, you would have lied? p.s. If you get a weird email... that was me taking the test... ;)

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

Shog9 0

ROTFLMAO! :laugh: Um, sorry 'bout your bad fortune Rick. muahahahahaha! this is gonna be *fun*...

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Shog9 I see the way the salesmen stare into the sun I stood and watched them as they fell off one by one...

Brad Jennings

Dude, that sucks. Brad Jennings "if the golden arches shut shop, where else are the VB people going to get work." - Colin Davies

Jorgen Sigvardsson

No, it teaches a valuable lesson. Lessons are good :) -- Eventhough the forrest is full of trees, there's still no tree between the trees.

Christian Graus

Male or female friend ? How was the result ? Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002
It'd probably be fairly easy to make a bot that'd post random stupid VB questions, and nobody would probably ever notice - benjymous - 21-Jan-2003

Christian Graus

Paul Watson wrote: If you get a weird email... that was me taking the test... You can read it ? How about a translation ? Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002
It'd probably be fairly easy to make a bot that'd post random stupid VB questions, and nobody would probably ever notice - benjymous - 21-Jan-2003

Jim Crafton

and 12 incher? Or perhaps 200,000 micro meters! :) ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)!

Paul Watson

Christian Graus wrote: You can read it ? Eh, no, no I cannot read it. Which is why the email was going to be weird. They might ask my height and I might think they are asking something else, or vice versa...

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

Rickard Andersson20

Paul Watson wrote: So if you knew from the begining that the results would be sent to your friend, you would have lied? I wouldn't have done the test! :) Paul Watson wrote: p.s. If you get a weird email... that was me taking the test... Hm.. let's see now...

Results from Paul:
Har Pojk-/flickvän?: Ja (this means you have a girl friend!)
Har varit otrogen?: Ja, och det var värt det! (LOL, you have been unfaithful and it was worth it!)
Attraherar personen mest?: lll (hm... where is lll on the female body? because it's attracting you most of all :))
Förlorade oskulden?: 44 (ROTFLMAO!! :laugh:You lost your virginity when you were 44 years old!! How come? :omg:)
Onnanerar såhär mycket: Varje dag (You are masturbating everyday)
Har haft sex med såhär många: 55 (ROTFLMAO!! :laugh: You've had sex with 55 people)
Har uftört oralsex på: 72 st (I can't stop laughing! But this one I don't know how to translate.. :~
Perhaps someone else could who are swedish...
Har fått oralsex: Ja (this too)
Storleken har betydelse?: Ja (you care about the "size") LOL

:laugh::laugh: You have to acknowledge that these results are real and no fake, you did understand every word, didn't you!? ;P Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

Rickard Andersson20

Paul Watson wrote: Eh, no, no I cannot read it Come un.... you understood everything! ;P Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

Rickard Andersson20

Shog9 wrote: Um, sorry 'bout your bad fortune Rick. Yeah, I've learned a lesson I think... I will never do any tests again I think... Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

_Magnus_

Join the club, i did the same fucking test. X| I think that is real low.... /Magnus

- I don't necessarily agree with everything I say

Rickard Andersson20

Christian Graus wrote: Male or female friend Male friend thank god! :) Christian Graus wrote: How was the result You mean if I were good in bed? :-D The test didn't tell anything... it just sent all my data to my male friend! :) Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

Christian Graus

I thought people in Sweden told each other that sort of stuff anyhow. The media here gives an image that leaves you thinking the Swiss do nothing but shag and walk around naked. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002
It'd probably be fairly easy to make a bot that'd post random stupid VB questions, and nobody would probably ever notice - benjymous - 21-Jan-2003

_Magnus_

The lesson thought is "dont trust anyone, in particular not people you know" That is one lesson i can do without. Im paranoid to, according to some other test, so im the right person to do that to.:) /Magnus

- I don't necessarily agree with everything I say

Rickard Andersson20

_Magnus_ wrote: Join the club, i did the same f***ing test. Oh man that hurts! Well, I don't have to feel alone anymore... :) Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

Rickard Andersson20

Christian Graus wrote: I thought people in Sweden told each other that sort of stuff anyhow. Perhaps the people in Stockholm... they are know as stupid town dwellers! :) Christian Graus wrote: The media here gives an image that leaves you thinking the Swiss do nothing but shag and walk around naked. Don't listen to the media Christian! Ask a real Swede instead... like me! And I've already told you an answer! :) Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

Paul Watson

Rickard Andersson wrote: (ROTFLMAO!! You lost your virginity when you were 44 years old!! Damn, I thought they were asking how many times she was satisfied in one night. Doh. Rickard Andersson wrote: (You are masturbating everyday) So? Whats the problem? Rickard Andersson wrote: (ROTFLMAO!! You've had sex with 55 people) Doh, I thought the "magna" part meant "at the same time." Rickard Andersson wrote: you care about the "size") Well of course. Can't go paying money for small muffins. Of course they have to be big, and with lemon and poppy seeds on.

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

Rickard Andersson20

Paul Watson wrote: Damn, I thought they were asking how many times she was satisfied in one night. Doh. LOL! Paul Watson wrote: Doh, I thought the "magna" part meant "at the same time." :) Paul Watson wrote: Well of course. Can't go paying money for small muffins. Of course they have to be big, and with lemon and poppy seeds on ROTFL! :laugh: That was a good one Paul! BTW: I forgot to tell that you are 77 years old too! You said that in the test! :) Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!