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    Hamid Taebi
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    A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister. "What are you doing?" he asks. "Warming up your dinner." --------------- A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."

    Of one Essence is the human race thus has Creation put the base One Limb impacted is sufficient For all Others to feel the Mace (Saadi )

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      A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister. "What are you doing?" he asks. "Warming up your dinner." --------------- A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."

      Of one Essence is the human race thus has Creation put the base One Limb impacted is sufficient For all Others to feel the Mace (Saadi )

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      ZurdoDev
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      This is not PG and better suited for the Soapbox.

      There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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        This is not PG and better suited for the Soapbox.

        There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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        Please don't encourage him to re-post this on other parts of the site or any part of the Interweb for that matter. BTW I don't agree with your non-PG rating but that might be because I didn't even get the 1st joke.

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          Please don't encourage him to re-post this on other parts of the site or any part of the Interweb for that matter. BTW I don't agree with your non-PG rating but that might be because I didn't even get the 1st joke.

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          The joke was possibly PG, the explanation isn't. Picture her sliding backwards down the banister, a leg either side, now imagine which bit is getting warm and that is what she wants him to eat for dinner.

          “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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            The joke was possibly PG, the explanation isn't. Picture her sliding backwards down the banister, a leg either side, now imagine which bit is getting warm and that is what she wants him to eat for dinner.

            “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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            ZurdoDev
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            The joke was possibly PG, the explanation isn't.

            But it is not a joke if you don't understand the explanation right? Then it's just nonsense. :)

            There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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              The joke was possibly PG, the explanation isn't.

              But it is not a joke if you don't understand the explanation right? Then it's just nonsense. :)

              There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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              Good question. When is a joke not a joke? That was kind of my point, the joke was PG because anyone who is able to get the punchline won't be offended by it. However, trying to explain it to someone who doesn't get it would be offensive.

              “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                Good question. When is a joke not a joke? That was kind of my point, the joke was PG because anyone who is able to get the punchline won't be offended by it. However, trying to explain it to someone who doesn't get it would be offensive.

                “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                ZurdoDev
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                the joke was PG because anyone who is able to get the punchline won't be offended by it.

                I was, which is why I suggested it be moved to the soapbox.

                There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                  the joke was PG because anyone who is able to get the punchline won't be offended by it.

                  I was, which is why I suggested it be moved to the soapbox.

                  There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                  I thought you were allowed out without a parent, I guess that explains a lot.

                  “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                    I thought you were allowed out without a parent, I guess that explains a lot.

                    “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                    You silly. Some people don't like vulgarity. It has nothing to do with age. Maturity and age are not the same thing.

                    There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                      You silly. Some people don't like vulgarity. It has nothing to do with age. Maturity and age are not the same thing.

                      There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                      I thought the P of PG stood for Parental, seeing as your complaint was that it was not PG. By definition the joke was not vulgar, because the inference of the punchline meant the joke was aware of the vulgarity therefore displaying a level of sophistication and elevating it above the vulgar. I think you're just scared of vaginas.

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                        The joke was possibly PG, the explanation isn't. Picture her sliding backwards down the banister, a leg either side, now imagine which bit is getting warm and that is what she wants him to eat for dinner.

                        “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                        Ok I read it as the man was sliding down the bannister.

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                          I thought the P of PG stood for Parental, seeing as your complaint was that it was not PG. By definition the joke was not vulgar, because the inference of the punchline meant the joke was aware of the vulgarity therefore displaying a level of sophistication and elevating it above the vulgar. I think you're just scared of vaginas.

                          “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                          I thought the P of PG stood for Parental

                          Of course. But ratings start at the top and move down. Something that is R rated still needs parental guidance and yet is not PG.

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                          By definition opinion the joke was not vulgar

                          FTFY

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                          a level of sophistication and elevating it above the vulgar.

                          You're really going to say that about this joke? :laugh: Oh never mind, you're just bored aren't you.

                          There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                            I thought the P of PG stood for Parental

                            Of course. But ratings start at the top and move down. Something that is R rated still needs parental guidance and yet is not PG.

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                            By definition opinion the joke was not vulgar

                            FTFY

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                            a level of sophistication and elevating it above the vulgar.

                            You're really going to say that about this joke? :laugh: Oh never mind, you're just bored aren't you.

                            There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                            Vulgarity cannot be self-referential, therefore anything that knows it is being vulgar isn't. I didn't make the rules.

                            “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                              Ok I read it as the man was sliding down the bannister.

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                              Now I'm confused: was he heating her dinner? :laugh:

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                                Now I'm confused: was he heating her dinner? :laugh:

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                                Your confused? I'm well confused. I've been using the oven to cook my dinner all these years, if I had known I could just slide my Spag Bol down the bannister to cook it I would have saved a fortune on a new cooker and gas.

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                                  The joke was possibly PG, the explanation isn't. Picture her sliding backwards down the banister, a leg either side, now imagine which bit is getting warm and that is what she wants him to eat for dinner.

                                  “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                                  I assumed he was going to be eating the banister. I must have read it that way because I don't have a dirty mind.

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                                    Vulgarity cannot be self-referential, therefore anything that knows it is being vulgar isn't. I didn't make the rules.

                                    “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                                    I didn't make the rules.

                                    Oh yes, I am sure you most certainly did! I'll bet you have even posted a wiki article with that philosophy. :)

                                    There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                                      Your confused? I'm well confused. I've been using the oven to cook my dinner all these years, if I had known I could just slide my Spag Bol down the bannister to cook it I would have saved a fortune on a new cooker and gas.

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                                      I'm not sure it works with anything other than meat (and two veg) - I suspect that a spag bol might be a bit too sloppy to slide correctly...

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                                        I'm not sure it works with anything other than meat (and two veg) - I suspect that a spag bol might be a bit too sloppy to slide correctly...

                                        The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                                        Maybe that's why the fella from last night used the toaster?

                                        “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                                          The joke was possibly PG, the explanation isn't. Picture her sliding backwards down the banister, a leg either side, now imagine which bit is getting warm and that is what she wants him to eat for dinner.

                                          “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                                          At least we know the answer to why the man got his penis stuck in a toaster[^], he must have lived in a bungalow.

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