Lightbulbs

Lost User

I can no longer read the word 'Lightbulb' without doing so in the voice of Gru from Despicable Me.

“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

Dalek Dave

When they run out, go to a company called PARKERS. I am not sure if they sell to the public, but if not I can get them, we have an account.

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Dalek Dave

Before the lightbulb was invented (And not by Edison), how did you know when someone had a good idea?

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Lost User

I hadn't bought a normal lightbulb for years before they were banned. The ban has, however, made the energy saving blubs considerably more expensive. I bought my house 11 years ago, and I bought energy saving bulbs for each room when I did, they were 10p each. They are just starting to need replacing, and 3 to 4 quid each now.

“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

Lost User

They were stood naked, and dripping wet.

“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

OriginalGriff

You can get dimmable LEDs, and even in candle form: http://www.lyco.co.uk/philips-master-led-4w-candle-bulb-s-screw-dimmable.html?utm_source=google&utm_medium=shopping&utm_campaign=base&gclid=CLD53auD-rgCFa3ItAodFX8ANQ[^] - these aren't cheap, but they are probably available elsewehere, and the LED ones do last a good, long time (MTBF of LED is 50,000 hours, as opposed to energy saving bulbs at around 8000 hours, and incandescent at around 1200 hours). The light is narrower spectrum than incandescent, but if you look around there are a couple of colour types available - I use "warm white" in my office and the kitchen and they are a good, comfortable light source (if rather brighter than the halogen spots they replaced (50W -> 3W is just the power, you need to look at the light output in Lumens: mine are 420Lm @ 3000K colour temperature) The life expectancy is very good: I have old, 0.9W LED spots I still use (despite the "blue" colour) and all LEDS are still working even after 9 years! The halogens they replaced failed every year, and tripped the fuse box when they went as well... :sigh:

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Dalek Dave

The Greeks had a word for it!

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Lost User

For men stood around in the nude? I bet they had loads of them, I've seen their artwork.

“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

Dalek Dave

They did have a tendency toward nakedness and man on man encounters. And not just the ANCIENT Greeks.

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Lost User

Why did the Greek boy leave his homeland? He didn't like the way he was being reared. Why did he return? He couldn't leave his brother's behind. And so on.

“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

Dalek Dave

Archaeologists have found the fossils of a new species of dinosaur in Greece. They have named it Myassisaurus.

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glennPattonPub

Oh good I though I was the only one :rolleyes:

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

they used the exclamation mark, dont you know your history sheesh who did invent the light bulb? (I know it wasn't the crook Edison)

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Dalek Dave

Swann?

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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

Nope (and he never made such a claim unlike Edison) Swann deveoped the vaccum process that made then last but he himself said that the basic idea had been arround for years

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Dalek Dave

Tesla then?

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Mark_Wallace

Fork 'andles.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Dalek Dave

Boom tish

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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

don't know thats why I asked

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Nicholas Marty

I don't think it was Tesla. I think there were multiple inventors who "invented" the lightbulb before. Edison was mereley the first to put the invention to some use. From todays perspective it might be that Edison just claimed to be the inventor so that he could claim patent rights on it ;P