Assorted Detritus
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In other vague, inane and utterly pointless narcissistic news: I've managed to get food poisoning from a week old pastry. What can I say? I was hungry and unlucky! My wife has relented on the purchase of new highly impractical car she can't drive (variegate punishments to be enforced later), however I forgot I suffer from a disease known as Imacheapbastarditis, a terrible affliction which leaves one with a hatred of spending money and healthy investments. The usual treatment is Wifox, which can drain a bank account faster than Mr. W.E.Coyote is pounded in to the ground by a falling anvil. Obviously in this case it's not effective.
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In other vague, inane and utterly pointless narcissistic news: I've managed to get food poisoning from a week old pastry. What can I say? I was hungry and unlucky! My wife has relented on the purchase of new highly impractical car she can't drive (variegate punishments to be enforced later), however I forgot I suffer from a disease known as Imacheapbastarditis, a terrible affliction which leaves one with a hatred of spending money and healthy investments. The usual treatment is Wifox, which can drain a bank account faster than Mr. W.E.Coyote is pounded in to the ground by a falling anvil. Obviously in this case it's not effective.
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If you cannot eat week old food without getting sick I have to wonder if you're in the right field. A programmer's gut should be second only to a buzzard's gut.
I am not eating at your place.
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I am not eating at your place.
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I am not eating at your place.
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Food old enough can often be drunk.
Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES! Abraham Lincoln
Jörgen Andersson wrote:
FoodFools old enough can often be drunk.
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If you cannot eat week old food without getting sick I have to wonder if you're in the right field. A programmer's gut should be second only to a buzzard's gut.
"Found a peanut!"
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
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In other vague, inane and utterly pointless narcissistic news: I've managed to get food poisoning from a week old pastry. What can I say? I was hungry and unlucky! My wife has relented on the purchase of new highly impractical car she can't drive (variegate punishments to be enforced later), however I forgot I suffer from a disease known as Imacheapbastarditis, a terrible affliction which leaves one with a hatred of spending money and healthy investments. The usual treatment is Wifox, which can drain a bank account faster than Mr. W.E.Coyote is pounded in to the ground by a falling anvil. Obviously in this case it's not effective.
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Or it was a meat-pie type pastry...in the sun...for a week... X|
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