Wishful thinking
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A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said: "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double." The man agreed, and said "I wish I had a mansion." The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two mansions. The man said "I would like a million dollars." The genie again granted his wish and his ex-wife got two million dollars. Then the man said, "Scare me half to death." /ravi
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A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said: "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double." The man agreed, and said "I wish I had a mansion." The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two mansions. The man said "I would like a million dollars." The genie again granted his wish and his ex-wife got two million dollars. Then the man said, "Scare me half to death." /ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote:
Then the man said,
[edit]I want a divorce where I have to give all my money and housing to my spouse.[/edit] Note the precise wording of "spouse". :) Marc
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A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said: "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double." The man agreed, and said "I wish I had a mansion." The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two mansions. The man said "I would like a million dollars." The genie again granted his wish and his ex-wife got two million dollars. Then the man said, "Scare me half to death." /ravi
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Not terrible, but I think I would have opted for a more pleasant way to be pushed half way to being dead. Something not KSS. :-\ Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
Well, my alteration to the punchline at least leaves the wife alive. But what I can't figure out is, does the man end up with the 2 mansions and the $2 mil, or does the wife have to give him double of what she has, therefore $4M and 4 mansions. Still, seems like she ends up alive with 1 mansion and $1m. And I need to go to bed, this is absurd. Marc
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote:
Then the man said,
[edit]I want a divorce where I have to give all my money and housing to my spouse.[/edit] Note the precise wording of "spouse". :) Marc
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A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said: "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double." The man agreed, and said "I wish I had a mansion." The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two mansions. The man said "I would like a million dollars." The genie again granted his wish and his ex-wife got two million dollars. Then the man said, "Scare me half to death." /ravi
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Nice one! Where did you say this cave was? :)
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A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said: "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double." The man agreed, and said "I wish I had a mansion." The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two mansions. The man said "I would like a million dollars." The genie again granted his wish and his ex-wife got two million dollars. Then the man said, "Scare me half to death." /ravi
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He should have asked for a 14 inch chocolate as the 3rd wish. :laugh: :laugh: [modified for KSS friendliness]
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote:
Then the man said,
[edit]I want a divorce where I have to give all my money and housing to my spouse.[/edit] Note the precise wording of "spouse". :) Marc
[let's-ruin-the-joke-completely-by-commenting-it-as-if-it-mattered] Does not "ex-wife" imply he is already divorced ? [/let's-ruin-the-joke-completely-by-commenting-it-as-if-it-mattered]
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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[let's-ruin-the-joke-completely-by-commenting-it-as-if-it-mattered] Does not "ex-wife" imply he is already divorced ? [/let's-ruin-the-joke-completely-by-commenting-it-as-if-it-mattered]
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
Ah, that explains "ex-lax".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote:
Then the man said,
[edit]I want a divorce where I have to give all my money and housing to my spouse.[/edit] Note the precise wording of "spouse". :) Marc
Marc Clifton wrote:
Note the precise wording of "spouse". :)
Along those lines, I had been thinking -- "I'd like my ex-spouse to get a million dollars" etc.
