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    185 sushi chefs walk into a bar.

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      I don't think so - they don't server their kind there! :doh:

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        ..and say "Bartender! Show me some raw power, chop, chop!"

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          Sorry I cant serve you: You smell a little fishy to me....

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            wizardzz wrote:

            185 sushi chefs walk into a bar.

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              The bartender says, "Where have you been all these months!? We missed you!" /ravi

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                The bartender says: "I can't sherve sou, sou shee ?"

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                  Bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." The sushi chefs reply, "Soy what. We'll just find somewhere to go."

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                    The bartender says, "Miso sorry, you can't be served."

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                      The bartender says, "I can't serve you because this seems to be fishy".

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                        Bartender says, "Sorry, you guys got to roll."

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                          Note to (failed) punsters: how about wrapping this up?

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                            We cant serve to chop'o holics

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                              The bartender say "This is nori sushi bar, dashi out of here!"

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                                "One suschi chef, who moonlighted as an orthopedic surgeon on the weekends, was accosted by another suschi chef who apparently was having trouble with his fish slicing technique, as he was wildly demonstrating, sawing his invisible knife thus and thus, saying "But it only hurts when I do this ...".

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                                  and the bartender says; wasabi guys?

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                                    and the bartender says; wasabi guys?

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                                    To which they reply, in a single voice, "It's a small buzzing insect that makes honey." ;P


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                                      Bartender: o'hyou Seaweed serve you, but your gunkan stay holstered. Don't be koi, my wife, shii-take my car to nori's house, but, none-the-less, welcome to mebaru guys. I'll wakame self over to your table to ask how kani help you. for reference: The Ultimate Sushi Glossary[^]

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                                        wizardzz wrote:

                                        185 sushi chefs walk into a bar.

                                        And the Bartender says: chop.. chop... chop... chop chop Chop CHop CHOP CHOP! CHOP! CHOP!... (and after 3 mins of this continues, all the chefs leave the bar.) :-D

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                                          The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't have karaoke."

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