Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Code Project
  1. Home
  2. The Lounge
  3. architect sexy - why are we not?

architect sexy - why are we not?

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved The Lounge
comquestion
26 Posts 14 Posters 0 Views 1 Watching
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • P PIEBALDconsult

    Any person who thinks he is sex, is not.

    D Offline
    D Offline
    devenv exe
    wrote on last edited by
    #5

    and any sex that thinks is male or female, is not.

    "Coming soon"

    OriginalGriffO 1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • D devvvy

      For those of you who's Googled by the keyword "architect sexy"[^] - it seems to reconfirm that architects really are sexy. After all, Google represents the collective knowledge of human being. Then, why are we not? (I guess I understand this - they make things that are tangible) So if you make tangible things it makes you sexy?

      dev

      L Offline
      L Offline
      Lost User
      wrote on last edited by
      #6

      I'm too sexy for this thread[^]

      1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • D devvvy

        For those of you who's Googled by the keyword "architect sexy"[^] - it seems to reconfirm that architects really are sexy. After all, Google represents the collective knowledge of human being. Then, why are we not? (I guess I understand this - they make things that are tangible) So if you make tangible things it makes you sexy?

        dev

        L Offline
        L Offline
        Lost User
        wrote on last edited by
        #7

        devvvy wrote:

        Then, why are we not?

        ..it's the other way around; it's not being geeky that makes unsexy - it's unsexy that has a larger chance at becoming geeky. It's a huge generalization of course, but the market would have been quite different if a certain mister Gates would have been a chick-magnet.

        devvvy wrote:

        So if you make tangible things it makes you sexy?

        Again, being sexy has an impact before you even choose a career-path. If it weren't, one would be able to become sexy by (part time) working as an architect.

        Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

        1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • D devvvy

          For those of you who's Googled by the keyword "architect sexy"[^] - it seems to reconfirm that architects really are sexy. After all, Google represents the collective knowledge of human being. Then, why are we not? (I guess I understand this - they make things that are tangible) So if you make tangible things it makes you sexy?

          dev

          RaviBeeR Offline
          RaviBeeR Offline
          RaviBee
          wrote on last edited by
          #8

          Under no circumstances can I be even remotely considered to be sexy.  My code, on the other hand, exudes an allure that causes most women to swoon. ;P /ravi

          My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

          D P 2 Replies Last reply
          0
          • RaviBeeR RaviBee

            Under no circumstances can I be even remotely considered to be sexy.  My code, on the other hand, exudes an allure that causes most women to swoon. ;P /ravi

            My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

            P Offline
            P Offline
            Pete OHanlon
            wrote on last edited by
            #9

            Ravi Bhavnani wrote:

            My code, on the other hand, exudes an allure that causes most women to swoon.

            A fart, if done just right (i.e., the noxious gases that emanates from under my dogs tail - dear lord, how can such a small creature produce an odour that fills a room like that), also exudes something to cause most women to swoon.

            OriginalGriffO 1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • RaviBeeR RaviBee

              Under no circumstances can I be even remotely considered to be sexy.  My code, on the other hand, exudes an allure that causes most women to swoon. ;P /ravi

              My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

              D Offline
              D Offline
              Dr Walt Fair PE
              wrote on last edited by
              #10

              The last time I showed my code to a woman, I also thought she swooned. Actually she had just fallen asleep.

              CQ de W5ALT

              Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

              RaviBeeR D 2 Replies Last reply
              0
              • D Dr Walt Fair PE

                The last time I showed my code to a woman, I also thought she swooned. Actually she had just fallen asleep.

                CQ de W5ALT

                Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

                RaviBeeR Offline
                RaviBeeR Offline
                RaviBee
                wrote on last edited by
                #11

                In my case it was the 14 goto statements in a short method that caused her to swoon.  Apparently she misunderstood when someone had described me as being the "go to guy" in the group. /ravi

                My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

                1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • D devenv exe

                  and any sex that thinks is male or female, is not.

                  "Coming soon"

                  OriginalGriffO Offline
                  OriginalGriffO Offline
                  OriginalGriff
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #12

                  ...and you can tell that immediately if they ever try to sing "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" at the drop of a karaoke mike... X|

                  The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • P Pete OHanlon

                    Ravi Bhavnani wrote:

                    My code, on the other hand, exudes an allure that causes most women to swoon.

                    A fart, if done just right (i.e., the noxious gases that emanates from under my dogs tail - dear lord, how can such a small creature produce an odour that fills a room like that), also exudes something to cause most women to swoon.

                    OriginalGriffO Offline
                    OriginalGriffO Offline
                    OriginalGriff
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #13

                    Gawd I wish I knew. When Dij was a kitten, he was really tiny - he comfortably fit in a single hand. But the smells he could "produce" - seemingly at will - filled the room with a noxious miasma that glued itself to your throat... X|

                    The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • D devvvy

                      For those of you who's Googled by the keyword "architect sexy"[^] - it seems to reconfirm that architects really are sexy. After all, Google represents the collective knowledge of human being. Then, why are we not? (I guess I understand this - they make things that are tangible) So if you make tangible things it makes you sexy?

                      dev

                      OriginalGriffO Offline
                      OriginalGriffO Offline
                      OriginalGriff
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #14

                      Perhaps in Hong Kong you aren't seen as sexy. However in Europe geeks are major league sex symbols: we have to "Beat them off with a stick" and pretend ineptitude with anything electronic if we want a quiet drink... ;P

                      The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

                      D 1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • D devvvy

                        For those of you who's Googled by the keyword "architect sexy"[^] - it seems to reconfirm that architects really are sexy. After all, Google represents the collective knowledge of human being. Then, why are we not? (I guess I understand this - they make things that are tangible) So if you make tangible things it makes you sexy?

                        dev

                        C Offline
                        C Offline
                        Christopher Duncan
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #15

                        If you're having trouble with the girls, there's a very simple solution[^]. But then, I'm a very simple guy. :-D

                        Christopher Duncan Author of Unite the Tribes: Leadership Skills for Technology Managers Have Fun, Get Paid: How to Make a Living with Your Creativity The Career Programmer

                        D 1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • D devvvy

                          For those of you who's Googled by the keyword "architect sexy"[^] - it seems to reconfirm that architects really are sexy. After all, Google represents the collective knowledge of human being. Then, why are we not? (I guess I understand this - they make things that are tangible) So if you make tangible things it makes you sexy?

                          dev

                          E Offline
                          E Offline
                          Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #16

                          Nearly half the developers I have met seem to think brushing teeth and wearing underwear are optional. Personal hygiene goes a long way and devs, by and large, seem to get away with not having much, just the bare minimum.

                          Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost "All users always want Excel" --Ennis Lynch

                          P 1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • D devvvy

                            For those of you who's Googled by the keyword "architect sexy"[^] - it seems to reconfirm that architects really are sexy. After all, Google represents the collective knowledge of human being. Then, why are we not? (I guess I understand this - they make things that are tangible) So if you make tangible things it makes you sexy?

                            dev

                            R Offline
                            R Offline
                            Rutvik Dave
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #17

                            Ted Mosby[^] is not.

                            Remind Me This - Manage, Collaborate and Execute your Project in the Cloud

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • D devvvy

                              For those of you who's Googled by the keyword "architect sexy"[^] - it seems to reconfirm that architects really are sexy. After all, Google represents the collective knowledge of human being. Then, why are we not? (I guess I understand this - they make things that are tangible) So if you make tangible things it makes you sexy?

                              dev

                              M Offline
                              M Offline
                              Mark_Wallace
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #18

                              Tangible? Are we talking about the same kind of architect? All the architects I've known just come up with bright ideas that programmers/carpenters/builders have to rework several times, just to reach even the remotely possibility of bringing them into tangibility.

                              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

                              OriginalGriffO 1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • M Mark_Wallace

                                Tangible? Are we talking about the same kind of architect? All the architects I've known just come up with bright ideas that programmers/carpenters/builders have to rework several times, just to reach even the remotely possibility of bringing them into tangibility.

                                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

                                OriginalGriffO Offline
                                OriginalGriffO Offline
                                OriginalGriff
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #19

                                And then then melt cars, cook eggs...

                                The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

                                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

                                M 1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  And then then melt cars, cook eggs...

                                  The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

                                  M Offline
                                  M Offline
                                  Mark_Wallace
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #20

                                  Spot on. You can tell there were no software houses near that building, because you would have been able to smell the bacon for miles.

                                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  • D Dr Walt Fair PE

                                    The last time I showed my code to a woman, I also thought she swooned. Actually she had just fallen asleep.

                                    CQ de W5ALT

                                    Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

                                    D Offline
                                    D Offline
                                    devvvy
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #21

                                    lol

                                    dev

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    • C Christopher Duncan

                                      If you're having trouble with the girls, there's a very simple solution[^]. But then, I'm a very simple guy. :-D

                                      Christopher Duncan Author of Unite the Tribes: Leadership Skills for Technology Managers Have Fun, Get Paid: How to Make a Living with Your Creativity The Career Programmer

                                      D Offline
                                      D Offline
                                      devvvy
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #22

                                      reminds me friend of mine who's an engineer complained his gf made his plays guitar under a tree in a park, he felt quite uncomfortable as he's not an exhibitionist

                                      dev

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      • P PIEBALDconsult

                                        Any person who thinks he is sex, is not.

                                        D Offline
                                        D Offline
                                        devvvy
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #23

                                        that makes me very sexy

                                        dev

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                          Perhaps in Hong Kong you aren't seen as sexy. However in Europe geeks are major league sex symbols: we have to "Beat them off with a stick" and pretend ineptitude with anything electronic if we want a quiet drink... ;P

                                          The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

                                          D Offline
                                          D Offline
                                          devvvy
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #24

                                          OriginalGriff wrote:

                                          Beat them off with a stick" and pretend ineptitude with anything electronic if we want a quiet drink

                                          i need to wear this attitude next time i go for a drink, see if this energy will draw a different attention

                                          dev

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          0
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Don't have an account? Register

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups