Pandas
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I, recently, was informed that digestive system of pandas is same as that of a bear. They are meant to eat meat but all they eat is bamboo. Interesting. There are insanely huge amounts of surprises universe has for us. /Back to learn why they don't eat meat.
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I, recently, was informed that digestive system of pandas is same as that of a bear. They are meant to eat meat but all they eat is bamboo. Interesting. There are insanely huge amounts of surprises universe has for us. /Back to learn why they don't eat meat.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[^]
Most bears are predominantly vegetarian, although Brown Bears will stuff loads of fish down their throats just before the hibernation. Black bears are mainly vegetarian but will eat small mammals and will happily raid bins. Spectacled bears are almost completely vegetarian, eating palms, bamboo and marmalade sandwiches. Sun Bears are predominantly eaters of Honey (and therefore a friend to psychotic tigers and depressed pigs), but are also massive consumers of ants and termites. It is only Ursus maritimus that is carnivorous and is one of the very few creatures that actively hunts humans.
--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Most bears are predominantly vegetarian, although Brown Bears will stuff loads of fish down their throats just before the hibernation. Black bears are mainly vegetarian but will eat small mammals and will happily raid bins. Spectacled bears are almost completely vegetarian, eating palms, bamboo and marmalade sandwiches. Sun Bears are predominantly eaters of Honey (and therefore a friend to psychotic tigers and depressed pigs), but are also massive consumers of ants and termites. It is only Ursus maritimus that is carnivorous and is one of the very few creatures that actively hunts humans.
--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Most bears are predominantly vegetarian, although Brown Bears will stuff loads of fish down their throats just before the hibernation. Black bears are mainly vegetarian but will eat small mammals and will happily raid bins. Spectacled bears are almost completely vegetarian, eating palms, bamboo and marmalade sandwiches. Sun Bears are predominantly eaters of Honey (and therefore a friend to psychotic tigers and depressed pigs), but are also massive consumers of ants and termites. It is only Ursus maritimus that is carnivorous and is one of the very few creatures that actively hunts humans.
--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
And has what is believed to be the best sense of smell of any animal on the planet. Apparently, a bear’s sense of smell is so acute that they can detect animal carcases from a distance of 20 miles away. :omg: Oh, and they looooove toothpaste.
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So Paddington was a Spectacled Bear ?, I though them native to Russia not Peru... also wasn't depressed Donkey's rather than pigs
His family emigrated to South America (rather quickly) when the Revolution started.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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His family emigrated to South America (rather quickly) when the Revolution started.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
Well that explains it :laugh:
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And has what is believed to be the best sense of smell of any animal on the planet. Apparently, a bear’s sense of smell is so acute that they can detect animal carcases from a distance of 20 miles away. :omg: Oh, and they looooove toothpaste.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
If you spent your life eating carcases that were 20 miles away, you want clean teeth!
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A very famous panda once could survive for months without eating, surviving on the dew of a single ginko leaf and the energy of the universe. Of course, he also loved his soupy noodles. And it is said, he could never touch his toes. [Bowing before this Panda]
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Pandas refuse to do anything that would enable them to survive. Crappest animal ever, they don't deserve saving.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
OK, so what is correct according to you should be done by all. Do you know how much protein is contained in human foetus? Why not eat that?
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[^]
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d@nish wrote:
I, recently, was informed that digestive system of pandas is same as that of a bear.
That isn't very surprising, considering that giant pandas are bears. Most bears will eat just about anything, like dogs. Polar bears eat mostly meat and pandas eat mostly bamboo shoots, but most bears eat all kinds of things. Pandas will eat birds, frogs, etc. in addition to their staple bamboo, they're herbivores for the most part but they aren't vegetarians.
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A very famous panda once could survive for months without eating, surviving on the dew of a single ginko leaf and the energy of the universe. Of course, he also loved his soupy noodles. And it is said, he could never touch his toes. [Bowing before this Panda]
Apps - Color Analyzer | Arctic | XKCD | Sound Meter | Speed Dial
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Most bears are predominantly vegetarian, although Brown Bears will stuff loads of fish down their throats just before the hibernation. Black bears are mainly vegetarian but will eat small mammals and will happily raid bins. Spectacled bears are almost completely vegetarian, eating palms, bamboo and marmalade sandwiches. Sun Bears are predominantly eaters of Honey (and therefore a friend to psychotic tigers and depressed pigs), but are also massive consumers of ants and termites. It is only Ursus maritimus that is carnivorous and is one of the very few creatures that actively hunts humans.
--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Pandas refuse to do anything that would enable them to survive. Crappest animal ever, they don't deserve saving.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
They're black, white, Asian and cute. That just have to be politically incorrect. ;P
Politicians are always realistically manoeuvering for the next election. They are obsolete as fundamental problem-solvers. Buckminster Fuller
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Most bears are predominantly vegetarian, although Brown Bears will stuff loads of fish down their throats just before the hibernation. Black bears are mainly vegetarian but will eat small mammals and will happily raid bins. Spectacled bears are almost completely vegetarian, eating palms, bamboo and marmalade sandwiches. Sun Bears are predominantly eaters of Honey (and therefore a friend to psychotic tigers and depressed pigs), but are also massive consumers of ants and termites. It is only Ursus maritimus that is carnivorous and is one of the very few creatures that actively hunts humans.
--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
Dalek Dave wrote:
and depressed pigs
I believe you meant 'depressed Donkeys'? Piglet always seemed quite Perky! Andy B
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Pandas refuse to do anything that would enable them to survive. Crappest animal ever, they don't deserve saving.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
I'll swap you a koala for stupid. Only eats a certain type of gum leaf and sleeps 20 hours a day because that food source is so low in nutrition. Some bears are really stupid.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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I'll swap you a koala for stupid. Only eats a certain type of gum leaf and sleeps 20 hours a day because that food source is so low in nutrition. Some bears are really stupid.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
Mycroft Holmes wrote:
I'll swap you a koala for stupid. Only eats a certain type of gum leaf and sleeps 20 hours a day because that food source is so low in nutrition. Some bears are really stupid.
But you know as well as I do, you wouldn't stand underneath one and say that. Would you?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Mycroft Holmes wrote:
I'll swap you a koala for stupid. Only eats a certain type of gum leaf and sleeps 20 hours a day because that food source is so low in nutrition. Some bears are really stupid.
But you know as well as I do, you wouldn't stand underneath one and say that. Would you?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
I am very wary of drop bears and never loiter under gum trees.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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I'll swap you a koala for stupid. Only eats a certain type of gum leaf and sleeps 20 hours a day because that food source is so low in nutrition. Some bears are really stupid.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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I'll swap you a koala for stupid. Only eats a certain type of gum leaf and sleeps 20 hours a day because that food source is so low in nutrition. Some bears are really stupid.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
.. and some bears are really bears, unlike the panda and koala
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