Water vs Coke
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Megan Forbes wrote: "To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must use the Hazardous Material place cards reserved for highly corrosive materials. " - Now if only I could convince my husband not to consume a litre of this stuff daily! Imagine what license and containers one would need to carry the natural liquids in your stomach! That is about 10 times more hazardous than Coke-syrup. A T-Bone steak put in it will dissolve in about 4-6 hours. Nice eh?
... you keep forgetting that sheep shagging is not a crime in Australia ...Paul Watson, The Lounge
Andreas Saurwein wrote: A T-Bone steak put in it will dissolve in about 4-6 hours I feel all macho now :-O
Throw in a bit of S&M or eye-ball sucking**-Paul Watson on the merits of swearing, sex and obscenities in CP posts** ...they assumed that reasonably intelligent adults would know enough to leave the building if it was burning. Those who did not were, presumably, expendable, and there was less paperwork involved than trying to fire them**-Roger Wright on fire drills at work**
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http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=3916[^] That's why I drink Pepsi! ;P _"No one goes to hell because of their sin, but because of rejecting God's method of salvation: His Son's life for yours..."
"It does not take a majority to prevail ... but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men." --Samuel Adams_
I agree Coke is terrible for you, but if you think Pepsi is any better for yourself, I really feel sorry for you. All pop is bad for you, Pepsi is just as bad for you as Coke. Drink water or coffee, or better yet beer! :)
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Andreas Saurwein wrote: A T-Bone steak put in it will dissolve in about 4-6 hours I feel all macho now :-O
Throw in a bit of S&M or eye-ball sucking**-Paul Watson on the merits of swearing, sex and obscenities in CP posts** ...they assumed that reasonably intelligent adults would know enough to leave the building if it was burning. Those who did not were, presumably, expendable, and there was less paperwork involved than trying to fire them**-Roger Wright on fire drills at work**
Megan Forbes wrote: I feel all macho now Yes, knowing the powers of your own body can make one feel good :laugh: :laugh:
... you keep forgetting that sheep shagging is not a crime in Australia ...Paul Watson, The Lounge
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http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=3916[^] That's why I drink Pepsi! ;P _"No one goes to hell because of their sin, but because of rejecting God's method of salvation: His Son's life for yours..."
"It does not take a majority to prevail ... but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men." --Samuel Adams_
I drink Coke to cleanse my blood of bad humors... actually, this one sounds damn good: 7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for sumptuous brown gravy.
Shog9
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I drink Coke to cleanse my blood of bad humors... actually, this one sounds damn good: 7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for sumptuous brown gravy.
Shog9
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Shog9 wrote: 7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for sumptuous brown gravy. Be careful that you don't overcook it. Too long in the oven, and the Coke fumes may dissolve the foil. It's not bad, but some find the metallic aftertaste a bit annoying... Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
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http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=3916[^] That's why I drink Pepsi! ;P _"No one goes to hell because of their sin, but because of rejecting God's method of salvation: His Son's life for yours..."
"It does not take a majority to prevail ... but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men." --Samuel Adams_
some of the coke statements are considered untrue (police "in many states" carrying them to remove blood, dissolving teeth), and many of them (like dissolving meat) work as well with fresh 100% natural orange juice.
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http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=3916[^] That's why I drink Pepsi! ;P _"No one goes to hell because of their sin, but because of rejecting God's method of salvation: His Son's life for yours..."
"It does not take a majority to prevail ... but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men." --Samuel Adams_
A lot of this is just urban legend...
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A lot of this is just urban legend...
The next time you're stopped by a highway patrolman, try asking him if he's ever cleaned blood stains off a highway with Coca-Cola. If you're lucky, by the time he stops laughing he'll have forgotten about the citation he was going to give you. Now there's a good idea!! :cool: You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
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http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=3916[^] That's why I drink Pepsi! ;P _"No one goes to hell because of their sin, but because of rejecting God's method of salvation: His Son's life for yours..."
"It does not take a majority to prevail ... but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men." --Samuel Adams_
This is mostly bogus... Coke doesn't cause dehydration, its mostly water.. also, the caffiene theory is bunk. If you drink 1 cup of water, you'll rehydrate yourself with half of it. If you drink 1 cup of coffee you'll rehydrate yourself with 1/3 of it. The difference in real world terms is hardly significant. Take into consideration that the 8 8oz. glasses of water theory is beyond what we really need, it's pretty hard to imagine we're dehydrating. On top of that there is water in the food we eat, which helps to account for more. Oh, and most people are inactive, thereby allowing them to keep more of their fluids because they aren't sweating them out... It is entertaining though :) BW "Gandalf. Yes. That is what they used to call me. Gandalf the Grey. *I* am Gandalf the White." - Gandalf the White
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http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=3916[^] That's why I drink Pepsi! ;P _"No one goes to hell because of their sin, but because of rejecting God's method of salvation: His Son's life for yours..."
"It does not take a majority to prevail ... but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men." --Samuel Adams_
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I agree Coke is terrible for you, but if you think Pepsi is any better for yourself, I really feel sorry for you. All pop is bad for you, Pepsi is just as bad for you as Coke. Drink water or coffee, or better yet beer! :)
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Soliant wrote: or better yet beer I've read articles about beer, and it actually contains a lot of nutricious minerals and vitamins! -- "It is amazing how f-ing crazy I really am."
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Soliant wrote: or better yet beer I've read articles about beer, and it actually contains a lot of nutricious minerals and vitamins! -- "It is amazing how f-ing crazy I really am."
Yep. I used to be a beer taster for CAMRA, which is the best excuse ever! Unlike wine tasters, we didn't spit it out afterwards... :laugh: Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk
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Yep. I used to be a beer taster for CAMRA, which is the best excuse ever! Unlike wine tasters, we didn't spit it out afterwards... :laugh: Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk
"Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
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Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: Yep. I used to be a beer taster for CAMRA, which is the best excuse ever! Now that's a profession I could think of as an alternative to programming! :) Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: Unlike wine tasters, we didn't spit it out afterwards... :-D Wine tasters don't swa... nah, this is the lounge. -- "It is amazing how f-ing crazy I really am."
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This is mostly bogus... Coke doesn't cause dehydration, its mostly water.. also, the caffiene theory is bunk. If you drink 1 cup of water, you'll rehydrate yourself with half of it. If you drink 1 cup of coffee you'll rehydrate yourself with 1/3 of it. The difference in real world terms is hardly significant. Take into consideration that the 8 8oz. glasses of water theory is beyond what we really need, it's pretty hard to imagine we're dehydrating. On top of that there is water in the food we eat, which helps to account for more. Oh, and most people are inactive, thereby allowing them to keep more of their fluids because they aren't sweating them out... It is entertaining though :) BW "Gandalf. Yes. That is what they used to call me. Gandalf the Grey. *I* am Gandalf the White." - Gandalf the White
brianwelsch wrote: Coke doesn't cause dehydration, its mostly water.. Caffeine increases the dehydration rate though. But I guess if you drink 12 cans of coffee or 8 1.5 litre bottles of coke, you won't be dehydrated. (You'll have other problems though, but they're not related to dehydration :)) -- "It is amazing how f-ing crazy I really am."
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Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: Yep. I used to be a beer taster for CAMRA, which is the best excuse ever! Now that's a profession I could think of as an alternative to programming! :) Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: Unlike wine tasters, we didn't spit it out afterwards... :-D Wine tasters don't swa... nah, this is the lounge. -- "It is amazing how f-ing crazy I really am."
Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: Wine tasters don't swa... nah, this is the lounge. They may not, but I sure do...:-O Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk
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