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A suburban Jewish congregation honored its rabbi for his long service by giving him an all-expenses paid vacation in Hawaii. Entering his hotel room, he found a beautiful woman lying nude on the bed. She smiled and said, "Rabbi, I'm a little something extra that the President of the Temple arranged for you." The Rabbi was livid. He grabbed his phone and called the President. "Greenblatt! What were you thinking? Where is your respect? I am the moral leader of our religious community! I am very angry with you. You have not heard the end of this." Hearing him, the naked girl started dressing. The Rabbi asked, "Where are you going? I'm not mad at you!" :-\ I wouldn't be mad with her, too. ;)
SharePoint Consultant and Developer at acocon Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem I'm the ninth in a row of seven!
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A suburban Jewish congregation honored its rabbi for his long service by giving him an all-expenses paid vacation in Hawaii. Entering his hotel room, he found a beautiful woman lying nude on the bed. She smiled and said, "Rabbi, I'm a little something extra that the President of the Temple arranged for you." The Rabbi was livid. He grabbed his phone and called the President. "Greenblatt! What were you thinking? Where is your respect? I am the moral leader of our religious community! I am very angry with you. You have not heard the end of this." Hearing him, the naked girl started dressing. The Rabbi asked, "Where are you going? I'm not mad at you!" :-\ I wouldn't be mad with her, too. ;)
SharePoint Consultant and Developer at acocon Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem I'm the ninth in a row of seven!
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