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I've just realised that I am addicted to drinking brake fluid ...

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  • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

    who are you and what have you done with Alison???????

    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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    DeathByChocolate
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    :~ Shh! I've killed her and hidden her body in the cupboard (next to the Mars bars which is a cruel twist of fate!) ... but don't tell anyone, it's a secret!

    "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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      :(( No ... no chocolate today ... :((

      "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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      Rage
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      Talking about chocolate, I went to Switzerland last week, and brought back for about 70€ of chocolate. Including Toblerone (alas no red one) and Caillé. Yum yum.

      ~RaGE();

      I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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        Talking about chocolate, I went to Switzerland last week, and brought back for about 70€ of chocolate. Including Toblerone (alas no red one) and Caillé. Yum yum.

        ~RaGE();

        I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        Rage wrote:

        I went to Switzerland

        Rage wrote:

        70€ of chocolate

        I don't believe you managed to get more than one bar then, unless it was two 50g miniatures!

        speramus in juniperus

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        • D DeathByChocolate

          ... but I'm sure I can stop at any time! ;)

          "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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          Johnny J
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          DeathByChocolate wrote:

          ... but I'm sure I can stop at any time!

          I'm not so sure... You've been on it for almost two years[^] now, and it doesn't look like you've stopped... ;)

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          • D DeathByChocolate

            ... but I'm sure I can stop at any time! ;)

            "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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            RaviBee
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            That joke belongs on Skid Row. ;P /ravi

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

              Rage wrote:

              I went to Switzerland

              Rage wrote:

              70€ of chocolate

              I don't believe you managed to get more than one bar then, unless it was two 50g miniatures!

              speramus in juniperus

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              Rage
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              It is indeed expensive, but not _that_ expensive, so I had about 600g of chocolate. Which is still about 120€/kg of chocolate, fairly in the middle price range.

              ~RaGE();

              I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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              • D DeathByChocolate

                ... but I'm sure I can stop at any time! ;)

                "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                what a retarded joke

                You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                • D DeathByChocolate

                  :~ Shh! I've killed her and hidden her body in the cupboard (next to the Mars bars which is a cruel twist of fate!) ... but don't tell anyone, it's a secret!

                  "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                  Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                  you will find that the mars bar has been eaten, even death wouldn't keep Ali from chocolate

                  You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                  • J Johnny J

                    DeathByChocolate wrote:

                    ... but I'm sure I can stop at any time!

                    I'm not so sure... You've been on it for almost two years[^] now, and it doesn't look like you've stopped... ;)

                    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                    Anonymous
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                    I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                    Me, all the time

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                    DeathByChocolate
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                    :laugh: Oopps! :rolleyes: Sorry ...

                    "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                    • R Rage

                      Talking about chocolate, I went to Switzerland last week, and brought back for about 70€ of chocolate. Including Toblerone (alas no red one) and Caillé. Yum yum.

                      ~RaGE();

                      I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                      DeathByChocolate
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                      Rage wrote:

                      70€ of chocolate. Including Toblerone

                      Yum yum! :-D Haven't had Toblerone for years. Sometimes at Christmas we would get given a MASSIVE Toblerone (well it seemed massive to me then), I wonder if you can still get them?

                      "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                      • D DeathByChocolate

                        Rage wrote:

                        70€ of chocolate. Including Toblerone

                        Yum yum! :-D Haven't had Toblerone for years. Sometimes at Christmas we would get given a MASSIVE Toblerone (well it seemed massive to me then), I wonder if you can still get them?

                        "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                        DeathByChocolate wrote:

                        I wonder if you can still get them?

                        You can[^]

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                        • D DeathByChocolate

                          Rage wrote:

                          70€ of chocolate. Including Toblerone

                          Yum yum! :-D Haven't had Toblerone for years. Sometimes at Christmas we would get given a MASSIVE Toblerone (well it seemed massive to me then), I wonder if you can still get them?

                          "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                          Rage
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                          Yep[^]

                          ~RaGE();

                          I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                          • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                            what a retarded joke

                            You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                            RaviBee
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                            I see you've reached your braking point. /ravi

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                            • R Rage

                              Yep[^]

                              ~RaGE();

                              I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                              Marco Bertschi
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                              Me was faster, me was faster :laugh: :laugh:

                              Veni, vidi, caecus | Everything summarizes to Assembly code

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                                Yep[^]

                                ~RaGE();

                                I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                                DeathByChocolate
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                                Toblerone Jumbo :thumbsup: :-D

                                "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                • M Marco Bertschi

                                  Me was faster, me was faster :laugh: :laugh:

                                  Veni, vidi, caecus | Everything summarizes to Assembly code

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                                  Rage
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                                  Yeah, it is known that you are ... fast. ;P

                                  ~RaGE();

                                  I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                                  • M Marco Bertschi

                                    DeathByChocolate wrote:

                                    I wonder if you can still get them?

                                    You can[^]

                                    Veni, vidi, caecus | Everything summarizes to Assembly code

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                                    DeathByChocolate
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                                    Gets '4.8 von 5 Sternen'! :thumbsup: It must be good! :-D

                                    "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                    • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                                      you will find that the mars bar has been eaten, even death wouldn't keep Ali from chocolate

                                      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                      DeathByChocolate
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                                      Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:

                                      even death wouldn't keep Ali from chocolate

                                      :thumbsup: :-D

                                      "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                      • D DeathByChocolate

                                        ... but I'm sure I can stop at any time! ;)

                                        "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                        I hope you won't bleed yourself to death :)

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                                        • J Johnny J

                                          DeathByChocolate wrote:

                                          ... but I'm sure I can stop at any time!

                                          I'm not so sure... You've been on it for almost two years[^] now, and it doesn't look like you've stopped... ;)

                                          Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                          Anonymous
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                                          The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                                          Winston Churchill, 1944
                                          -----
                                          I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                                          Me, all the time

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                                          DeathByChocolate
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                                          I've just thought, how on earth did you remember that? :rolleyes:

                                          "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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