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    I'd been working on an old system written in Awk[^] the predecessor to Perl. To say it was complex is an understatement. So complex that I started to get headaches, and stressed about each day. So off I trot to the quacks . After much pressure taking, prodding and, indeed, a little poking, he asked about my work, and a little light came on (metaphorically) in his eyes. "come with me" he insisted. Off we went to the hospital, where he took me to a room, choc full of chaps in bed, constantly moaning. Then he showed me a smaller room next door full of small birds, looking to me like small penguins! It was a little awkward.

    MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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      I'd been working on an old system written in Awk[^] the predecessor to Perl. To say it was complex is an understatement. So complex that I started to get headaches, and stressed about each day. So off I trot to the quacks . After much pressure taking, prodding and, indeed, a little poking, he asked about my work, and a little light came on (metaphorically) in his eyes. "come with me" he insisted. Off we went to the hospital, where he took me to a room, choc full of chaps in bed, constantly moaning. Then he showed me a smaller room next door full of small birds, looking to me like small penguins! It was a little awkward.

      MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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      :rolleyes:

      The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

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        I'd been working on an old system written in Awk[^] the predecessor to Perl. To say it was complex is an understatement. So complex that I started to get headaches, and stressed about each day. So off I trot to the quacks . After much pressure taking, prodding and, indeed, a little poking, he asked about my work, and a little light came on (metaphorically) in his eyes. "come with me" he insisted. Off we went to the hospital, where he took me to a room, choc full of chaps in bed, constantly moaning. Then he showed me a smaller room next door full of small birds, looking to me like small penguins! It was a little awkward.

        MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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        Because I've had to convert code from awk.... aawwwkkk! But I still laughed :)

        It was broke, so I fixed it.

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          I'd been working on an old system written in Awk[^] the predecessor to Perl. To say it was complex is an understatement. So complex that I started to get headaches, and stressed about each day. So off I trot to the quacks . After much pressure taking, prodding and, indeed, a little poking, he asked about my work, and a little light came on (metaphorically) in his eyes. "come with me" he insisted. Off we went to the hospital, where he took me to a room, choc full of chaps in bed, constantly moaning. Then he showed me a smaller room next door full of small birds, looking to me like small penguins! It was a little awkward.

          MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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          Groan. Your coat is outside on the pavement. :-D

          If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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            I'd been working on an old system written in Awk[^] the predecessor to Perl. To say it was complex is an understatement. So complex that I started to get headaches, and stressed about each day. So off I trot to the quacks . After much pressure taking, prodding and, indeed, a little poking, he asked about my work, and a little light came on (metaphorically) in his eyes. "come with me" he insisted. Off we went to the hospital, where he took me to a room, choc full of chaps in bed, constantly moaning. Then he showed me a smaller room next door full of small birds, looking to me like small penguins! It was a little awkward.

            MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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            _Maxxx_ wrote:

            I'd been working on an old system written in Awk[^] the predecessor to Perl.

            Now Weinberger and Kernighan are a bit frustrated.

            Veni, vidi, vici.

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              Groan. Your coat is outside on the pavement. :-D

              If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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              Septimus Hedgehog wrote:

              Groan. Your coat is I'll have security put you outside on the pavement.

              FTFY!! :-D

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                I'd been working on an old system written in Awk[^] the predecessor to Perl. To say it was complex is an understatement. So complex that I started to get headaches, and stressed about each day. So off I trot to the quacks . After much pressure taking, prodding and, indeed, a little poking, he asked about my work, and a little light came on (metaphorically) in his eyes. "come with me" he insisted. Off we went to the hospital, where he took me to a room, choc full of chaps in bed, constantly moaning. Then he showed me a smaller room next door full of small birds, looking to me like small penguins! It was a little awkward.

                MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                It's not what happens to you it's how you interpret it!

                VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.1 ToDo Manager Extension Relax...We're all crazy it's not a competition!

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                  It's not what happens to you it's how you interpret it!

                  VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.1 ToDo Manager Extension Relax...We're all crazy it's not a competition!

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                  Watch your language

                  MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                    Watch your language

                    MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                    Why it's just a basic fact of life. :)

                    VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.1 ToDo Manager Extension Relax...We're all crazy it's not a competition!

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