Anyone with any Autocorrect or Intellisense fails?

[HobbyProggy]

Autocorrect Fails so often... and it appears always to correct into sex themes ;)

if(this.signature != "") { MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature); } else { MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found"); }

[OriginalGriff]

I hate answering QA questions on my tablet: every stupid time it changes "Code" to "Coffee", which (while somewhat synonymous) does kinda ruin the sentence.

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[OriginalGriff]

When clearly it was meant to be "Banal Sax".

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[Johnny J]

PIEBALDconsult wrote:

I'm hitting the torah

If you Kippah doing that, the Rabbi will be quite upset with you! ;)

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[Nagy Vilmos]

No, no, no. It is your job to change coffee to code.

[Mohamad M Mohamad]

And that was the last time we heard from Simon Lee Shugar :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :-D :-D :-D :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Lost User]

'I' is nothing like 'bluewaffle'

[OriginalGriff]

I do change coffee to something, but then I press the "whoosh" button and it disappears... ;) My code does not require coffee: my brain requires coffee in order to work out which end of my arms my fingers are on...

Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

[Lost User]

Simon Lee Shugar wrote:

which autocorrected to "Ok donkey"..

I get these messages from my Missus all the time. She-aww, she-aww, she always calls me a Donkey.

[Nagy Vilmos]

I thought he wanted to watch Canal Six

[JimmyRopes]

While on vacation "wish you were her"! :-D

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[Chris Quinn]

Posting a status on Facebook lately about the noisy wedding party that was going on in the hotel I was staying in, my phone changed "there's a noisy wedding disco going on in the room above mine" to "there's a noisy wedding dick going on in the room above mine"!

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[HobbyProggy]

while texting a male collegue: "Lurking forward to sex you tomorrow, let's get some beard and pizza for hat"

if(this.signature != "") { MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature); } else { MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found"); }

[Simon Lee Shugar]

lol that made me giggle a bit. I guess the collegue has since moved teams / departments / state / county?

Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer) www.simonshugar.co.uk "If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil

[JimmyRopes]

HobbyProggy wrote:

while texting a male collegue:

So you're the one! :-D

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[Mike Hankey]

Mine doesn't kick in until 2nd cup of coffee. :)

[PIEBALDconsult]

"That's my faaaaaa-ther." :baaaa!:

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[PIEBALDconsult]

"Getting her is half the fun." -- Mad magazine

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[S Houghtelin]

That is by far, the worst coffee I've ever seen. :java::java::java::java::java::java:

It was broke, so I fixed it.

[NickPace]

Him: "Bad news honey. I just got laid. We'll talk when I get home." Her: "You're damn right we'll talk!" Him: "LAID OFF!! dammit..."

-NP Never underestimate the creativity of the end-user.