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Anyone with any Autocorrect or Intellisense fails?

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  • J JimmyRopes

    While on vacation "wish you were her"! :-D

    The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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    Think inside the box! ProActive Secure Systems
    I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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    HobbyProggy
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    while texting a male collegue: "Lurking forward to sex you tomorrow, let's get some beard and pizza for hat"

    if(this.signature != "") { MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature); } else { MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found"); }

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      while texting a male collegue: "Lurking forward to sex you tomorrow, let's get some beard and pizza for hat"

      if(this.signature != "") { MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature); } else { MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found"); }

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      Simon Lee Shugar
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      lol that made me giggle a bit. I guess the collegue has since moved teams / departments / state / county?

      Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer) www.simonshugar.co.uk "If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil

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      • H HobbyProggy

        while texting a male collegue: "Lurking forward to sex you tomorrow, let's get some beard and pizza for hat"

        if(this.signature != "") { MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature); } else { MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found"); }

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        JimmyRopes
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        HobbyProggy wrote:

        while texting a male collegue:

        So you're the one! :-D

        The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
        Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
        Think inside the box! ProActive Secure Systems
        I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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        • S Simon Lee Shugar

          I know its a bit of a "waste of time subject" but what the hell. Tried to message my parnter easlier with "Ok dokey" which autocorrected to "Ok donkey".... lets hope she see's the funny side eh?

          Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer) www.simonshugar.co.uk "If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil

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          Mike Hankey
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          Mine doesn't kick in until 2nd cup of coffee. :)

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          • L Lost User

            Simon Lee Shugar wrote:

            which autocorrected to "Ok donkey"..

            I get these messages from my Missus all the time. She-aww, she-aww, she always calls me a Donkey.

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            PIEBALDconsult
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            "That's my faaaaaa-ther." :baaaa!:

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            • J JimmyRopes

              While on vacation "wish you were her"! :-D

              The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
              Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
              Think inside the box! ProActive Secure Systems
              I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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              "Getting her is half the fun." -- Mad magazine

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                I hate answering QA questions on my tablet: every stupid time it changes "Code" to "Coffee", which (while somewhat synonymous) does kinda ruin the sentence.

                Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                S Houghtelin
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                That is by far, the worst coffee I've ever seen. :java::java::java::java::java::java:

                It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                • S Simon Lee Shugar

                  I know its a bit of a "waste of time subject" but what the hell. Tried to message my parnter easlier with "Ok dokey" which autocorrected to "Ok donkey".... lets hope she see's the funny side eh?

                  Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer) www.simonshugar.co.uk "If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil

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                  NickPace
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                  Him: "Bad news honey. I just got laid. We'll talk when I get home." Her: "You're damn right we'll talk!" Him: "LAID OFF!! dammit..."

                  -NP Never underestimate the creativity of the end-user.

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                  • C chriselst

                    Due to an autocorrect in a text message I had banal sex with my wife last night.

                    Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                    Bassam Abdul Baki
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                    That mistake should last you a while.

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                    • S Simon Lee Shugar

                      I know its a bit of a "waste of time subject" but what the hell. Tried to message my parnter easlier with "Ok dokey" which autocorrected to "Ok donkey".... lets hope she see's the funny side eh?

                      Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer) www.simonshugar.co.uk "If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil

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                      Rutvik Dave
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                      No! it never fails. You should stop sending messages to a donkey. :doh:

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