great quotes from anonymous users
-
It finally happened. I thought i was just a part of IT jokes but someone finally complained to me "The system doesn't work on the server is shut down". I think my internal system crashed because my mind went into a loop trying to find a way to handle this user complain without recurring to violence. Has anyone got a real situation like this?
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. Colin Powell
-
Is your manager's name Leslie? :rolleyes: http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4790709/Youre-The-Expert-Can-You-Or-Can-You-Not-Do-This.aspx[^] http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4790969/Expert.aspx[^] Honourable mention[^], but no video link.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
-
Is your manager's name Leslie? :rolleyes: http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4790709/Youre-The-Expert-Can-You-Or-Can-You-Not-Do-This.aspx[^] http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4790969/Expert.aspx[^] Honourable mention[^], but no video link.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
I was looking for something appropriate for a double Leslie Neilsen such as this. I got this oddly titled youtube vid: double shot mould injection groupon london weather leslie nielsen [^] Nothing to do with him at all. Such Disappoint.
PB 369,783 wrote:
I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]
-
It finally happened. I thought i was just a part of IT jokes but someone finally complained to me "The system doesn't work on the server is shut down". I think my internal system crashed because my mind went into a loop trying to find a way to handle this user complain without recurring to violence. Has anyone got a real situation like this?
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. Colin Powell
Paulo Augusto Künzel wrote:
I thought i was just a part of IT jokes but someone finally complained to me "The system doesn't work on the server is shut down".
There might be a few missing words in what you quoted, but it could be a valid complaint. How gracefully does your app handle the case where a server is no longer accessible? You can display a nice error message, or you can crash and burn and lose the user's work in progress.
-
Paulo Augusto Künzel wrote:
I thought i was just a part of IT jokes but someone finally complained to me "The system doesn't work on the server is shut down".
There might be a few missing words in what you quoted, but it could be a valid complaint. How gracefully does your app handle the case where a server is no longer accessible? You can display a nice error message, or you can crash and burn and lose the user's work in progress.
Hi, I wish it was not handled :sigh: , but it does say that it can't connect to the server. Actually it has been worked on to display the message in Portuguese. The problem here was that they were concerned about the energy bill.
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. Colin Powell
-
Hi, I wish it was not handled :sigh: , but it does say that it can't connect to the server. Actually it has been worked on to display the message in Portuguese. The problem here was that they were concerned about the energy bill.
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. Colin Powell
So, somebody shut down a server to save power?? What sort of setup are they running? Introduce these people to virtualization. Here at home, I have 10+ virtual machines running 24/7 off of one consumer-grade computer that registers on my UPS at a mere 65W.
-
So, somebody shut down a server to save power?? What sort of setup are they running? Introduce these people to virtualization. Here at home, I have 10+ virtual machines running 24/7 off of one consumer-grade computer that registers on my UPS at a mere 65W.
Hahaha.... Now you are getting a grasp of what I mean.. I could try that as an explanation, but having them using a server was already hard. I might wait a bit longer for that.
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. Colin Powell
-
Hahaha.... Now you are getting a grasp of what I mean.. I could try that as an explanation, but having them using a server was already hard. I might wait a bit longer for that.
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. Colin Powell
-
It's a little mind-blowing that people expect total resilience in the software they use, but they're willing to do things that break a production environment to save a few bucks.
Why use the hammer if the forehead has been working sssoooo welwlewwweeellll! :wtf:
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. Colin Powell
-
I've been asked to retrieve a list of records that are not in the database!
========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================
Some years back, either here or somewhere else I read a story about a company that wanted to add people to their database before they visited so they'd already have the data and not have to spend time getting the data when a new customer contacted them... :sigh: Sooo.... you want to add everyone in the world on the off chance that they might some day want to do business with you? :wtf:
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
