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  • C Chris Quinn

    If somebody could tell me a fool-proof way of identifying a lawyer from a distance, I'd oil the hinges on my car door.

    ========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================

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    Dalek Dave
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    The Fin on their back and the big rows of teeth.

    --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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      The Fin on their back and the big rows of teeth.

      --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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      Chris Quinn
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      That's a very sharkist comment!

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      • C Chris Quinn

        If somebody could tell me a fool-proof way of identifying a lawyer from a distance, I'd oil the hinges on my car door.

        ========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================

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        OriginalGriff
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        For "Lawyer" read "Traffic Warden"... ;)

        Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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        • C Chris Quinn

          That's a very sharkist comment!

          ========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================

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          OriginalGriff
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          Oh Cod! Here we go again...

          Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            For "Lawyer" read "Traffic Warden"... ;)

            Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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            Chris Quinn
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            They don't exist any more - they have been replaced by the even more dreaded "Civil Enforcement Officer"

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              Oh Cod! Here we go again...

              Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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              Chris Quinn
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              What's the difference between a shark and a traffic warden? One's a fearsome creature that attacks at random, draining your life blood, and the other's a shark!

              ========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================

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              • C Chris Quinn

                They don't exist any more - they have been replaced by the even more dreaded "Civil Enforcement Officer"

                ========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================

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                OriginalGriff
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                They have advantages: they have a single blue line on the hat / baseball cap, rather than two yellow lines. This means you are allowed to park on their heads...

                Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  They have advantages: they have a single blue line on the hat / baseball cap, rather than two yellow lines. This means you are allowed to park on their heads...

                  Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                  BobJanova
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                  But only during the period noted on the signage!

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                  • B BobJanova

                    But only during the period noted on the signage!

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    Ah no - it's always open season! :laugh:

                    Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                    • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

                      I am glad you have found a non-offensive way to present the joke.

                      Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost "All users always want Excel" --Ennis Lynch

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                      mikepwilson
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                      yeah, even lawyers are gonna shrug and nod at that.

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