A truck driver
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...saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the truck over. "No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in the truck." The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively he swerved to hit him. But he remembered there was a priest in the truck with him, so at the last minute he swerved back away, narrowly missing the lawyer. But even though he was sure he missed the lawyer he still heard a loud "THUMP". He glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry Father. I almost hit that lawyer." "That's okay," replied the priest. "I got him with the door!"
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...saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the truck over. "No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in the truck." The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively he swerved to hit him. But he remembered there was a priest in the truck with him, so at the last minute he swerved back away, narrowly missing the lawyer. But even though he was sure he missed the lawyer he still heard a loud "THUMP". He glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry Father. I almost hit that lawyer." "That's okay," replied the priest. "I got him with the door!"
I am glad you have found a non-offensive way to present the joke.
Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost "All users always want Excel" --Ennis Lynch
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I am glad you have found a non-offensive way to present the joke.
Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost "All users always want Excel" --Ennis Lynch
If somebody could tell me a fool-proof way of identifying a lawyer from a distance, I'd oil the hinges on my car door.
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If somebody could tell me a fool-proof way of identifying a lawyer from a distance, I'd oil the hinges on my car door.
========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================
The Fin on their back and the big rows of teeth.
--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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The Fin on their back and the big rows of teeth.
--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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If somebody could tell me a fool-proof way of identifying a lawyer from a distance, I'd oil the hinges on my car door.
========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================
For "Lawyer" read "Traffic Warden"... ;)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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That's a very sharkist comment!
========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================
Oh Cod! Here we go again...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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For "Lawyer" read "Traffic Warden"... ;)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
They don't exist any more - they have been replaced by the even more dreaded "Civil Enforcement Officer"
========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================
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Oh Cod! Here we go again...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
What's the difference between a shark and a traffic warden? One's a fearsome creature that attacks at random, draining your life blood, and the other's a shark!
========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================
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They don't exist any more - they have been replaced by the even more dreaded "Civil Enforcement Officer"
========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================
They have advantages: they have a single blue line on the hat / baseball cap, rather than two yellow lines. This means you are allowed to park on their heads...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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They have advantages: they have a single blue line on the hat / baseball cap, rather than two yellow lines. This means you are allowed to park on their heads...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Ah no - it's always open season! :laugh:
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I am glad you have found a non-offensive way to present the joke.
Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost "All users always want Excel" --Ennis Lynch
yeah, even lawyers are gonna shrug and nod at that.
