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Some of Women Always Want Men to Guess What She Is Thinking

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    Robert Vandenberg Huang
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    I have to say, that is romantic in some of situations. But sometime just *** annoying.

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      I have to say, that is romantic in some of situations. But sometime just *** annoying.

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      Thanks7872
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      The Weird and The Wonderful :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

      "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly"- SoMad

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        The Weird and The Wonderful :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

        "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly"- SoMad

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        ... or FB!

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        • R Robert Vandenberg Huang

          I have to say, that is romantic in some of situations. But sometime just *** annoying.

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          This is all for the benefit of your training. I may have posted this saying (for which I wish to become famous): "The man may wear the pants in the house - but it's up to the woman as to when he gets to take them off." The rest, I must sadly report, is history.

          "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

          "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

          "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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          • R Robert Vandenberg Huang

            I have to say, that is romantic in some of situations. But sometime just *** annoying.

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            tgrt
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            Some of the women? That's either a gross understatement or you're trying to be politically correct. Woman in Space Woman: "Houston we have a problem." Houston: "What?" Woman: "Never mind." Houston: "What's the problem?" Woman: "Nothing." Houston: "Please tell us." Woman: "I'm fine."

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              Some of the women? That's either a gross understatement or you're trying to be politically correct. Woman in Space Woman: "Houston we have a problem." Houston: "What?" Woman: "Never mind." Houston: "What's the problem?" Woman: "Nothing." Houston: "Please tell us." Woman: "I'm fine."

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              CPallini
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              :-D

              THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?! -- C++ FQA Lite

              In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                The Weird and The Wonderful :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly"- SoMad

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                OriginalGriff
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                That is a pretty perfect description of women. They are all Weird or Wonderful, after all. (Needless to say, all the ones who come here are in the latter category)

                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  That is a pretty perfect description of women. They are all Weird or Wonderful, after all. (Needless to say, all the ones who come here are in the latter category)

                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                  PhilLenoir
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                  Quote:

                  (Needless to say, all the ones who come here are in the latter category)

                  Not up to poking the bear today Griff?

                  Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                  • R Robert Vandenberg Huang

                    I have to say, that is romantic in some of situations. But sometime just *** annoying.

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                    PhilLenoir
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                    This is training (or annealing): As a man you are always in the wrong. If you think you are in the right, you are in the wrong. If you did something right it was both a fluke and transient. If she's not mad at you, you're not in the right, she just hasn't worked out what you did wrong. Do not ask what you did wrong. This is clearly another case of you being in the wrong because you KNOW what you did wrong and are just being irritating. Beware of open questions, but closed questions are the worst: "Do these pants make my butt look big?" has no correct answer.

                    Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      That is a pretty perfect description of women. They are all Weird or Wonderful, after all. (Needless to say, all the ones who come here are in the latter category)

                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                      CHill60
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                      Quote:

                      (Needless to say, all the ones who come here are in the latter category)

                      Creep! :laugh:

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                        Quote:

                        (Needless to say, all the ones who come here are in the latter category)

                        Creep! :laugh:

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                        OriginalGriff
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                        Options: 0) Creep. 1) Bruises at best... Guesses as to which way I will jump? :laugh: Besides, it's true!

                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                        • R Robert Vandenberg Huang

                          I have to say, that is romantic in some of situations. But sometime just *** annoying.

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                          dandy72
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                          My favorite has always been "if you don't know what's wrong, then I'm certainly not going to tell you now".

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                          • R Robert Vandenberg Huang

                            I have to say, that is romantic in some of situations. But sometime just *** annoying.

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                            Marc Clifton
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                            Indeed, the line between "romantic" and "passive-aggressive" is often blurry. :) Marc

                            Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Higher Order Programming

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                              This is training (or annealing): As a man you are always in the wrong. If you think you are in the right, you are in the wrong. If you did something right it was both a fluke and transient. If she's not mad at you, you're not in the right, she just hasn't worked out what you did wrong. Do not ask what you did wrong. This is clearly another case of you being in the wrong because you KNOW what you did wrong and are just being irritating. Beware of open questions, but closed questions are the worst: "Do these pants make my butt look big?" has no correct answer.

                              Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                              chriselst
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                              PhilLenoir wrote:

                              "Do these pants make my butt look big?" has no correct answer.

                              Whereas the accurate answer is usually "I feel it would be unfair to blame the pants".

                              Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                                PhilLenoir wrote:

                                "Do these pants make my butt look big?" has no correct answer.

                                Whereas the accurate answer is usually "I feel it would be unfair to blame the pants".

                                Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                                PhilLenoir
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                                Do you say that with your inside voice or are you a zombie (I can't see anyone surviving saying that out loud!)

                                Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                                  This is training (or annealing): As a man you are always in the wrong. If you think you are in the right, you are in the wrong. If you did something right it was both a fluke and transient. If she's not mad at you, you're not in the right, she just hasn't worked out what you did wrong. Do not ask what you did wrong. This is clearly another case of you being in the wrong because you KNOW what you did wrong and are just being irritating. Beware of open questions, but closed questions are the worst: "Do these pants make my butt look big?" has no correct answer.

                                  Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                                  PhilLenoir wrote:

                                  Beware of open questions, but closed questions are the worst: "Do these pants make my butt look big?" has no correct answer.

                                  I disagree. The correct answer is: "What colour should we repaint the bedroom?" Never fails.

                                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                    ... or FB!

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                                    Mark_Wallace
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                                    Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                                    ... or FB!

                                    FickleB******.com?

                                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                      PhilLenoir wrote:

                                      Beware of open questions, but closed questions are the worst: "Do these pants make my butt look big?" has no correct answer.

                                      I disagree. The correct answer is: "What colour should we repaint the bedroom?" Never fails.

                                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                      PhilLenoir
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                                      I think a tactical retreat is the best option, while humming - feigning a "geezer moment". This only really works after you have achieved geezerhood (0ne of the few advantages of getting old)!

                                      Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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